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SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN
Posted By: dontomasso
SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/04/05 04:48 PM
Some wag made the comment that one of the shortest books that could be written would be
"The Wit of Michael Corleone," which got me to thinking of other possible shortest books in history related to the Godfather.
Some of them would be:
1. Happy Childhood Memories by Anthony Corleone.
2. Favorite Party Pranks by Luca Brasi.
3. Ways To Make It Big -- On Your Own by Fredo
Corleone.
4. The Art of Negotiation by Moe Green and Joey Zasa.
5. Secret Beauty Tips by Mary Corleone.
6. The Joys of Marriage by Carlo Rizzi.
Other suggestions are welcome!
Posted By: svsg
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/04/05 05:01 PM
Work for a new boss - Tessio
Fishing in Lake Tahoe - Fredo
Posted By: Don Andrew
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/04/05 05:09 PM
It may be dumb but,
Making Offers They Could Refuse - Vito Corleone
Things in Life I don't regret - Michael Corleone
Hapiness being married to the Mob - Kay Adams.
I'm Smart - Fredo Corleone
Keeping Cool : Anger Management for dummies - Santino Corleone
Posted By: Moscarelli
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/04/05 08:27 PM
Incest is Best
by Mary Corleone
Choosing the Right Husband
by Kay Adams
How to Aim a Pistol
by Mosca
The Art of Pears
by Carmella Corleone
A Night at the Opera with Michael Corleone
by Michael Corleone
Games to Play with Your Grandson
by Vito Corleone
I know, I know, their kind of stupid, but, hey, I'm bored.
Posted By: Darulerric
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/04/05 08:56 PM
Taking things personal-Tom Hagen
Usefullness of a bullet proof vest- Luca Brasi
How to treat the daughter/sister of a Don- Carlo
Mastering an Italian Accent- Senator Geary
How to maintain a solid relationship- Micheal
Minding your own business- Kay adams
Posted By: goombah
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/04/05 08:57 PM
"Don't Sweat the Small Stuff" by Michael Corleone
"How to Find Out if There's Something in it for Me: for Dummies" by Fredo Corleone
"Hygiene for Your Back Hair" by Sonny, Vincent, Hyman Roth & Moe Green
"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" by Mama Corleone
"Being the Perfect Husband" by Carlo Rizzi
"The Idiots Guide to Dieting" by Peter Clemenza
"Understanding Your Adversary" by Jack Woltz
"Wartime Consligieri Stories" by Tom Hagen
"How to Catch More Fish Than You Can Eat with a Bullet-Proof Vest" by Luca Brasi
Posted By: plawrence
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/05/05 12:59 PM
"Different Routes from Long Beach To Manhattan" -- Sonny Corleone
"My English Dictionary" -- Buscetta
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/05/05 01:10 PM
The Joys of Driving -- Apollonia Corleone
Posted By: Beth E
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/05/05 01:19 PM
Nipple piercing - Appollonia Corleone
Posted By: Turnbull
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/05/05 01:55 PM
"Welcoming Diversity in the Workplace" by Frank Pentangeli.
"Don't Let 'The Other Fellow' Rule You" by Pat Geary.
"Quick Foreign Get-Aways" by Fulgencio Batista.
"A Short Course in the Papacy" by Cardinal Lamberto.
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/05/05 03:57 PM
"The Ethical Cop" by Captain McCluskey
"Chastity After Widowhood" by Connie Corleone
"Work Hard, Get Rich" by Merle
"Successful Racehorse Breeding" by Mr. Woltz
Posted By: goombah
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/05/05 07:52 PM
"Empathy" by Michael Corleone
"Animal Headboards" by Jack Woltz
"Older Women" by Jack Woltz
"Foresight" by Fredo Corleone
"Staying Faithful to My Wife" by Sonny Corleone
"Being Honest in Business Dealings" by Hyman Roth
"Clean Living and Fidelity" by Deanna Dunn
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/05/05 07:59 PM
"Civics" by Sen. Geary
Posted By: plawrence
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/07/05 02:41 PM
"My Photograph Album" by Emilio Barzini
"How I Stopped Smoking" by Archbishop Gliday
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/07/05 03:39 PM
"The Age of Feminism" by Mama Corleone
"Choosing Sides" by Moe Green
Posted By: JustMe
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/07/05 04:10 PM
Originally posted by plawrence:
"My Photograph Album" by Emilio Barzini
Great one!
"Things I don't know about Mafia" by Turnbull.
"A good wife for a Sicilian Mafioso" by Kay.
"The art of long successful marriage" by Apollonia
"How to rise a smart son and a virtuous daughter" by Michael.
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/09/05 07:52 PM
Respect For Photographers - By Don Barzini and Sonny Corleone
Posted By: Don Cardi
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/09/05 08:11 PM
"How to make Cannolis" by Peter Clemenza
" Homeland Security" by Salvatore Tessio
Don Cardi
"How to get A Head in the Stud Business" Kartoun
"Visits with my Daughters Godmother" Bonasera
"How to be a Tough Guy" Enzo
"Great Moments in Public Speaking" Luca Brasi
"How to Make Friends and Influence People" The Turk
" My Greatest Achievments in Sports" Hyman Roth
"Cocktail Party Manners" Frankie Five Angels
Posted By: Johnny Stiltz
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/10/05 04:25 AM
"How i made Mr Ed a star" Jack Woltz
"365 positions or Once a day " Sonny Corleone
Cooking with Oranges-Vito,Michael,Sonny,Fredo and MAMA Corleone
Cooking with Clamenza-unknown
Posted By: JustMe
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/10/05 10:53 AM
"How to get Michael Corleone indicted" by the members of senate committee.
"How to back up" by Kay
"What women want" by Fredo
Posted By: Tony Kyprianou
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/10/05 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Junior:
Incest is Best
lol!
Posted By: goombah
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/11/05 01:03 PM
"I'm Smaht: the inside story of my accomplishments in the Corleone Family" by Fredo Corleone
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/11/05 01:24 PM
My Legal Opinions - by Anthony Corleone
Operas I Have Seen - by Mary Corleone
Staying One Step Ahead of Your Spouse - by Mrs. Hyman Roth
Posted By: Don Schulini
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/16/05 08:16 PM
Taking a piss without it hurting - Hyman Roth
How to build a good relationship with your son's godfather - Carlo Rizzi
Being the dance-judge - Paulie Gatto
"Sex before marriage" - Appolonia
Having a one person dinner - Peter Clemenza
Opening doors - Sr. Roberto
How to Beat Traffic By Santino Corleone
Over-Coming Your Speech Impediment By Vito Corleone
I'm having way too much fun with this...
Posted By: XDCX
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/17/05 02:58 PM
"How to Muscle Michael Corleone" by Pat Geary
"Afternoons with Vito" by Don Ciccio
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/18/05 01:04 PM
"The Long Beach Diet" by Peter Clemenza.
"Making the Smart Move" by Tessio.
"Love Thine Enemies, And Other Tenets of My Catholic Faith" by Michael Corleone, Order of St. Sebastian.
"Feminism" by Mama Corleone.
"Not Looking Ridiculous" by Jack Woltz
"Ettiquette" by Deanna Corleone
Posted By: XDCX
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/19/05 03:50 AM
"My Cousin Vinnie" by Mary Corleone
(ok, it wouldn't be a short story, but I had to mention it!)
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/19/05 03:07 PM
LMAO Don thats a good one.
How My Adoptive Family Accepted Me by Tom Hagen
Posted By: Fame
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/19/05 03:50 PM
"Back to the Borgias" by Michael Corleone
"Meucci : The man who invented the telephone" by Joey Saza
"Bastards are liars" by William Shakespeare
Originally posted by Fame:
"Meucci : The man who invented the telephone" by Joey Saza
Is that the sequel to
The Man Who Invented the Internet by Al Gore?
Lose Twenty Pounds in Twenty Days! by Peter Clemenza
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/20/05 05:33 PM
Public Speaking by Luca Brasi
How I Slit My Wrists and Didn't Live to Tell the Tale by Frankie Pentangeli.
Mick
Posted By: goombah
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/25/05 03:31 PM
"Fun in the Tub" by Frankie Five Angels
"How to look good drinking from a hose" by Frankie Five Angels
"My spoken lines in the Godfather" by Busetta, Michael's bodyguard
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/25/05 03:59 PM
Pass The Cannoli by Don Altobello
Party Etiquette by Deanna Corleone
Making It Big With No Help by Johnny Fontaine
Posted By: JustMe
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/25/05 04:14 PM
Loyalty pays. By Paulie Gatto.
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/25/05 05:12 PM
My Favorite Desert Recipes by Michael Corleone
Posted By: Tony Kyprianou
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/25/05 05:55 PM
How to say your own surname correctly- by Mary Corleone
Originally posted by Tony Kyprianou:
How to say your own surname correctly- by Mary Corleone
Or,
How to Pronounce Italian Names Correctly by Sen. Pat Geary...
Come on people, "Anthony Vie-tow Car-lee-on"
Posted By: Moscarelli
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/25/05 08:35 PM
Originally posted by goombah:
"Fun in the Tub" by Frankie Five Angels
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/26/05 02:14 PM
Good Acting Tips by Don Altobello as told to Eli Wallach
Posted By: XDCX
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/27/05 01:56 PM
"Pete's Pilates" by Pete Clemenza
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/02/05 04:17 PM
"Piety" by Archbishop Gilday
"A Healthy Heart" by Hyman Roth
"How To Act Like A Man " by Johnnie Fontaine
"The Value of Loyalty" by Tessio and Paulie
Posted By: svsg
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/02/05 04:24 PM
Originally posted by dontomasso:
"A Healthy Heart" by Hyman Roth
That would be a very long book, remember michael's sarcastic comment on this?
Posted By: goombah
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/02/05 04:38 PM
"Dancing Lessons" by Deanna Dunn
"Controlling My Anger" by Jack Woltz
"Keeping My Pets Safe" by Jack Woltz
"Massages: Why They Are Safe" by Moe Green
"How to Tell Jokes & Be the Life of the Party" by Michael Corleone
"How to Effectively 'Squeeze' People" by Senator Geary
Posted By: Peter_Clemenza
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/02/05 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Darulerric:
Taking things personal-Tom Hagen
Usefullness of a bullet proof vest- Luca Brasi
How to treat the daughter/sister of a Don- Carlo
Mastering an Italian Accent- Senator Geary
How to maintain a solid relationship- Micheal
Minding your own business- Kay adams
Don Lucchesi should read Mastering An Italian Accent by Pat Geary.
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/03/05 02:11 PM
"Making Sure Your Enemy is Really Dead" - by Vergil Solozzo.
"Turn The Other Cheek" by Santino Corleone
"Sailing in the Same Direction" by Don Lucchese
"How to Find Mr. Right" by Mary Corleone
"Crossing the Street Safely" by Willie Cicci
Posted By: CorleoneLegend
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/06/05 11:20 PM
Fun in The Bath by Frank Pentangeli
Posted By: JustMe
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/07/05 09:10 AM
"Take the money and run" by Paulie Gatto.
"Don't interfere" by Sonny Corleone.
Posted By: XDCX
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/07/05 03:09 PM
"Journal Entries: First Vacation with Connie" by Carlo Rizzi
Posted By: JustMe
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/07/05 03:32 PM
"How to hide in America" by Fabrizio.
Posted By: XDCX
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/08/05 12:30 AM
"Take the Gun. Leave the Cannoli" by Pete Clemenza
Posted By: Letizia B.
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/08/05 01:28 AM
"Try the Veal, Make a Deal: New York's Safest Restaurants for Business Dates" --McCluskey
Originally posted by goombah:
"Hygiene for Your Back Hair" by Sonny, Vincent, Hyman Roth & Moe Green
Originally posted by BethE:
Nipple piercing - Appollonia Corleone
ROFLMAO
Posted By: TheSicilian123
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/12/05 07:14 PM
"Safe Driving" Michael Corleone.
"Bullet Proof Glass" Moe Green
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/13/05 01:01 PM
"Al My Pal:A Fishing Story" by Fredo Corleone.
"Blink" by Moe Greene
Posted By: DE NIRO
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/13/05 01:02 PM
A Safier way to drive by Paulie Gatto
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/13/05 02:26 PM
"Weight Loss" by Peter Clemenza
"Windows for Dummies" by Michael Corleone
Posted By: SlimTrashman
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/14/05 02:49 PM
How to make the third movie of your trilogy the best- by Francis Ford Coppala and Mario Puzo
Posted By: TheSicilian123
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/14/05 03:13 PM
"Careful Shaving" By Frank P.
"Choosing the right man" Connie and Kay
"How to sell a casino" Moe Green
"Talking business without blowing out your ear drums" Himon roth
"How I got away" Enzo the baker
"How to be a good judge of character" by Fredo 'Paulie's a good kid' Corleone
Posted By: DE NIRO
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/14/05 05:08 PM
Lessons in Cooking-By Connie
Posted By: Sicilian Babe
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/15/05 10:36 PM
Fish are our Friends by Luca Brasi and Fredo Corleone
101 Things to do with Your Eyeglasses by Calo
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/16/05 04:27 PM
"Safe Sex Games" by Sen Geary
"Standing Up To Fanucci" by Abandando the Grocer
Posted By: TheSicilian123
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/16/05 10:41 PM
"Offers of mine that were refused." By Vito Corleone
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/17/05 02:16 PM
"Post Opera Cast Party Photo Album" by Anthony Corleone
"Look behind you" by Paulie and Carlo
Posted By: DE NIRO
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/18/05 10:37 PM
Vito's Gardening tips-By Vito Corleone
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/19/05 01:44 PM
"Legal Ethics" by Tom Hagen
Posted By: DE NIRO
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/19/05 02:54 PM
How not to lose money-By Moe Green
How to be faithful to your wife by Santino Corleone
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/19/05 03:05 PM
The Joy of Cruise Ships by Vito Andolini
Posted By: XDCX
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/19/05 03:12 PM
"American Wife: My Life Changing Journey to America" by Appolonia Vitelli-Corleone
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/19/05 05:32 PM
"Cooking the Gnocchi After Kneading It" by Vincent Mancini and Mary Corleone
Posted By: mercop
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/11/08 03:43 AM
"Enjoying the fair"-Joey Zasa
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/11/08 10:05 AM
"Difficult, not impossible" - Rocco Lampone
Posted By: The Last Woltz
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/11/08 01:05 PM
"The Best Veal in the City" - Capt. McCluskey & Virgil Sollozzo
"Keeping a Secret" - Fredo Corleone
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/11/08 04:21 PM
"Good Diet,Good Health" - by Pete Clemenza
"Keeping Your Husband's Business Out of Your Relationship" - by Kay Corleone
"The Dangers of Incest" by Vincent Mancini and Mary Corleone
"Zen and the Mob" - by Santino Corleone
"Loyalty" by Sal Tessio
"Keeping Cool Under Pressure" by Enzo the baker
"Being An Asshole Will Get You Nowhere" - by Jack Woltz
"Absentee Ballots or Nothing" by Hyman Roth
"Seven Steps To Success" - by Merle Johnson
Posted By: pizzaboy
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/19/08 04:49 PM
E-Z Pass For Dummies, by Santino Corleone
Posted By: Longneck
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/19/08 07:24 PM
Racketeering for Dummies by Fredo Corleone
One Cocktail Waitress at a Time by Fredo Corleone
Dying of a Heart Attack in 20 years or less by Hyman Roth
How to Refuse a Request on Your Daughter's Wedding Day by Vito Corleone
Drug Financing by Vito Corleone
Respect by the FBI
Espionage by Luca Brasi
Anger Management by Sonny Corleone
Ordering drinks in Cuba by Fredo Corleone
Can of Peas: The Cookbook by Frank Pentangeli
Sex Games by Senator Geary
Posted By: SC
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/20/08 01:06 AM
"How to Get Ahead in Show Business" by Jack Woltz
Posted By: Longneck
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/20/08 03:11 AM
Husband of the Year by Carlo Rizzi
Posted By: Santino Brasi
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/20/08 04:23 AM
How you should never show anyone outside the family what your thinking By Santino Corleone
EZ Pass: a life saver by Santino Corleone
The Health Benefits of Massages By Moe Greene
Posted By: Longneck
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/20/08 07:46 AM
Days of the Week by Appolonia
Change by Michael Corleone
Buffas by Willie Cicci
Posted By: Mignon
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/20/08 09:05 PM
How not to get cought with your pants down - Senator Geary
How to hold a gun - Fredo Corleone
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/22/08 02:29 PM
Memoirs of an Honest Cop by Captain McCluskey
Posted By: goombah
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/22/08 02:48 PM
Those of you who have read the novel will appreciate this more than those who have only seen the film:
"Sicilian Words I Know" by Captain McCluskey
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/23/08 04:06 PM
The Benefits of Calling In Sick by Paulie
Fashion for Men by Clemenza
Racial Sensitivity by Sonny Corleone and Frank Pentangeli
Posted By: goombah
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/23/08 04:11 PM
My Dieting Tips by "that fat Clemenza"
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/23/08 04:12 PM
Tips on How To Judge A Person's Character - by Fredo Corleone
Posted By: goombah
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/23/08 04:21 PM
"Areas in which I'm smahhht" by Fredo Corleone
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 04/23/08 04:38 PM
Etiquette by Joey Zasa
Posted By: jess82
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/27/08 01:22 AM
Develop you Personality: Mary Coeleone
My Life as a Genius: Fredo Corleone
The Secrets to losing Belly Fat: Clemenza
Turning in Your Criminal Husband and Sons: Carmella Corleone
Posted By: olivant
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/27/08 01:38 AM
Pesticide Use and Application by Anthony Corleone
My Favorite Conoli Recipe by Connie Corleone
Genetics by Vincent Mancini
Posted By: Beth E
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/27/08 02:51 AM
Nipple piercings - Apollonia Corleone
Posted By: Don Jasani
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/27/08 04:15 AM
An ode to loyalty - Sal Tessio
Pimping made easy - Phillip Tattaglia
Posted By: Santino Brasi
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/27/08 04:18 AM
My Life at 4 'o' clock this morning- by Bruno Tattaglia
Posted By: Don Jasani
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/27/08 04:27 AM
The Idiot's Guide to Anger Management - Santino Corleone
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/27/08 11:22 AM
Vito Corleone - Fun play in the garden
Posted By: jhherome
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/27/08 03:21 PM
That's your big thing "Reason"
Kay Adams
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/28/08 03:37 PM
Discretion in Night Clubs by Fredo Corleone
Posted By: The Last Woltz
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/28/08 04:52 PM
"Fidelity" by Sen. Pat Geary
"Public Speaking" by Luca Brasi
Posted By: Don Schulini
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/29/08 11:18 AM
"How to light a sigarette" by Enzo the Baker
"How to act like a man" by Johnny Fontane
"My Runnersworld magazine columns combined" by Don Tomassino
Posted By: Santino Brasi
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/29/08 11:23 AM
"Is this necessary?: My Run-in with Luca Brasi at My Daughter's Wedding" By Vito Corleone
Posted By: Santino Brasi
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/29/08 11:27 AM
"How To Get a Good Nights Sleep" By Jack Woltz
Posted By: Santino Brasi
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/29/08 11:44 AM
"How Tom Couldn't Get Me Off the Hook" By Salvatore Tessio
and it's companion book
"How I Couldn't Let Sally Off the Hook" By Tom Hagen
"My Overall Presence in The Godfather" By Manolo The Gardener
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/29/08 02:05 PM
Feeling Secure With Your Step Brother - by Tom Hagen
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/29/08 02:05 PM
The Power of Forgiveness by Michael Corleone
Posted By: Don Zadjali
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/30/08 01:47 AM
Posted By: olivant
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/30/08 03:10 AM
The Power of Forgiveness by Michael Corleone
... and its sequel: Don't Overestimate the Power of Forgiveness.
Posted By: Don Zadjali
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/30/08 03:23 AM
The Power of Forgiveness by Michael Corleone
... and its sequel: Don't Overestimate the Power of Forgiveness.
and the latest installment: Never NEVER Overestimate the Power of Forgiveness..
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/31/08 02:45 PM
"My Weight Loss Program" by Clemenza
Posted By: Beth E
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 07/31/08 02:56 PM
Lend me an ear - Joey Zasa
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/01/08 12:37 AM
McCluskey "I frisked a thousand young punks"
Posted By: olivant
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/01/08 01:03 AM
Michael: My Brother's Keeper.
Posted By: Beth E
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/01/08 01:12 AM
Using an Easy Pass - Sonny Corleone
Posted By: olivant
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/01/08 02:50 AM
Michael: The Sights and Sounds of Sicily.
Posted By: Don Jasani
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/01/08 03:02 AM
"Honest Law Enforcement" - Captain McCluskey
"The Art of Negotiation" - Signor Roberto
"How I Quit Smoking" - Archbishop Gilday
Posted By: MaryCas
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/01/08 10:41 AM
"Mattress Buyer's Guide" - Paulie Gatto
Posted By: Beth E
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/01/08 11:21 AM
The ABC's of Driving - Appolonia Corleone
Posted By: MaryCas
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/01/08 01:44 PM
The ABC's of Driving - Appolonia Corleone
I think that would be "The ACBs of Driving"
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/01/08 01:52 PM
Loyalty by Fabrizzio
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/01/08 06:05 PM
Rocco: "The Jack Ruby trick"
Posted By: Don Zadjali
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/02/08 08:43 PM
"My Weight Loss Program" by Clemenza
i bet anyone who follow the diet program in this book won't lose a pound
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/02/08 11:48 PM
Anthony Corleone: "Dreams from my father"
Posted By: Santino Brasi
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/03/08 05:26 AM
"The Complete Guide to Sicilian Messages" By Peter Clemenza
And it's companion book
"The Hidden Meaning of Everyday Foods in Sicilian Society" By Peter Clemenza
Posted By: GoldMineTrash
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/04/08 07:25 AM
'The Don's Stare' by Michael Corleone.
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/04/08 10:44 AM
'The Don's Stare' by Michael Corleone.
Well, this would be a long book...
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/05/08 12:58 PM
How To Be Coy When SOmeone Asks For Your Daughter's Hand - By Apollonia's father.
Posted By: Don Jasani
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/06/08 06:03 AM
"Whores and Politcs: A Bad Combination" - Senator Geary
"Surprises in the Bedroom" - Jack Woltz
"The Guide to a Successful Marriage" - Michael Corleone
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/06/08 01:54 PM
How To Bluff Your Enemies - Luca Brasi
Guide To A Happy Marriage - Michael and Kay Corleone
Etiquette - Deanna Corleone
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/06/08 02:55 PM
Rocco: "Difficult, not impossible"
Michael: "Surprising birthday presents for your kids"
Sonny: "Eating Food - Manners and Etiquette"
Paulie: "Me as a dance judge or something"
Al Neri: "Love"
Posted By: The Last Woltz
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/07/08 01:41 PM
"The Speeches of Vito Corleone: Vol. 1 - Ages 1 - 9"
"How to Run Through Airports Like O.J. Simpson" by Rocco Lampone
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/07/08 02:17 PM
The Art of War by Tom Hagen
Posted By: Don Jasani
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/09/08 10:47 AM
"Racial Sensitivity" - Sonny Corleone
"The Joy of Incestuous Relationships" - Vincent and Mary Corleone
"Smart Enough Not to Become a Lawyer" - Anthony Corleone (sorry klydon1)
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/09/08 01:34 PM
Understated Sartorial Taste - Fredo Corleone
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/09/08 02:49 PM
Paulie: "One thousand good excuses for taking a day off"
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/12/08 06:12 PM
How To Say No In A Dysfunctional Family by Tom Hagen
Chastity After Widowhood by Connie Corleone
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/27/08 03:56 PM
"The Art of Negotiation" by Moe Green
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/27/08 11:54 PM
"How to protect horses" by Tony
Posted By: Santino Brasi
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/29/08 08:30 PM
"The Art of War" by Tom Hagen
Posted By: DE NIRO
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 08/30/08 12:02 AM
The Last Call- Carlo Rizzi
Posted By: The Last Woltz
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 09/02/08 12:53 PM
"My Life as the Pope" by Cardinal Lamberto
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 09/03/08 05:31 PM
Posted By: DE NIRO
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 09/03/08 05:56 PM
Vitos pick of the fruit by Vito
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 09/03/08 06:10 PM
A Mind For Big Deals by Frank Pentangeli
Posted By: DE NIRO
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 09/03/08 08:52 PM
The cleaning guide by Connie
Posted By: HamptonHitMan
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 09/09/08 07:09 PM
Lovingly Hug Your Mom Goodbye the complete how to book by Anthony Corleone
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 09/25/08 07:45 PM
My Legal Career by Anthony Corleone
Posted By: DE NIRO
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 09/25/08 07:52 PM
How not to play guitar- Anthony Corleone
Posted By: james190
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 09/25/08 08:50 PM
How to prevent nipples from growing in by Appolonia
How to act like a man by Johnny Fontane
How to perform successful assassinations by Fabrizio and the Rosato Brothers
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 09/26/08 12:21 AM
Oranges For Christmas - Vito Corleone
Posted By: olivant
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 09/26/08 02:10 AM
Pesticide Use and Abuse by Anthony Corleone.
Posted By: pizzaboy
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 09/26/08 02:13 AM
Acting Like a Man: For Dummies, by Johnny Fontaine.
Posted By: SC
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 09/26/08 03:16 AM
"NyQuil for Tuna - or How to Sleep With the Fishes" by Luca Brasi.
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 09/29/08 04:03 PM
My Life as Mrs. Corleone by Apollonia
Posted By: The_Don_Is_Dead
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/09/09 06:02 AM
How To Act By Johnny Fontane
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/09/09 08:43 AM
"The Perfect Bodyguard" by Cpt. McCluskey
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/09/09 04:09 PM
Ethics - Sen Geary
Posted By: The_Don_Is_Dead
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/10/09 04:52 AM
How To Act By Johnny Fontane
Al Martino seriously does not know how to act.
Posted By: Lilo
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/13/09 10:28 AM
Saying No to your Boss by Rocco Lampone (special foreword by Luca Brasi).
Keeping your wife happy: Ten Easy Steps by Michael Corleone
Get Promoted to Management Now! by Carlo Rizzi
Intellect, the key to your success by Santino Corleone
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/13/09 12:12 PM
Santino Corleone - Zen
Posted By: Mark
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/14/09 01:33 AM
Joey Zasa - "Ear" to the Van Gogh estate.
Posted By: Mark
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/14/09 01:49 PM
"The Joy of Cannoli" by: Don Altobello.
Posted By: Mark
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/14/09 01:59 PM
"Eyeglasses Repair for Dummies" by: Don Lucchesi
(Sorry guys, I'm rolling)
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/15/09 12:02 AM
"Smile" by Michael Corleone
Posted By: Mark
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/15/09 01:18 PM
"How to be a War Time Consiglieri" by: Tom Hagen
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/15/09 09:56 PM
Francis Ford Coppolla: "How to repair a windshield in 10 seconds"
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/15/09 09:57 PM
Francis Ford Coppolla: "How to repair a windshield in 10 seconds"
Hm, now I see - this should better be on the list of longest books ever written.
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/16/09 05:20 PM
"Eyeglasses Repair for Dummies" by: Don Lucchesi
(Sorry guys, I'm rolling)
Ghost written by Moe Green.
Posted By: Mark
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/16/09 07:00 PM
"How I spent my Honeymoon." By: Apollonia Vitelli-Corleone
Posted By: Mark
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/16/09 07:06 PM
"Old Time's Sake" by: Salvatore Tessio.
Posted By: Mark
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/16/09 07:07 PM
"How to Shoot Guns and Bodyguard People" by: Fredo Corleone.
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/17/09 11:36 AM
"Marathon" by Don Tomassino.
Posted By: Mark
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/17/09 11:51 AM
"The Joy of Sex" by: Bruno Tattaglia.
Posted By: Mark
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/17/09 11:52 AM
"The Importance of Having Exact Change." By: Santino Corleone.
Posted By: The_Don_Is_Dead
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/17/09 09:14 PM
"How to make a weird sound between each word you say" By Hyman Roth.
Posted By: Mark
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/17/09 09:35 PM
"Michael (klempt!), we're bigger (klempt!) than U.S. (klempt!) Steel!"
(Sorry, I couldn't resist!) Ha!
Posted By: The_Don_Is_Dead
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/18/09 02:04 AM
"Michael (klempt!), we're bigger (klempt!) than U.S. (klempt!) Steel!"
(Sorry, I couldn't resist!) Ha!
lol, that happens while he was talking about Moe Greene.
Posted By: Mark
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/18/09 12:09 PM
Okay, let's get back on track...
"Fidelity" by: Santino Corleone
"How to Protect Your Daughter" by: Michael Corleone
"Pleasant Dinner Conversation" by: Frankie Pentangelli
"How to Be the Best Cop You Can Be" by: Al Neri
"My Future in The United States" by: Fabrizzio
"Public Speaking" by: Luca Brasi
Your turn...
Posted By: The_Don_Is_Dead
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 03/21/09 11:33 PM
Okay, let's get back on track...
"Fidelity" by: Santino Corleone
"How to Protect Your Daughter" by: Michael Corleone
"Pleasant Dinner Conversation" by: Frankie Pentangelli
"How to Be the Best Cop You Can Be" by: Al Neri
"My Future in The United States" by: Fabrizzio
"Public Speaking" by: Luca Brasi
Your turn...
lol we gotta love our Mark.
"How to mess up while translating" Batista's translator
"how to laugh while getting slapped for dummies" by Johnny Fontane
"Eating an Orange With The Skin on" by Michael Corleone
"how to drink from a glass in 1 second" by Tom Hagen
your turn
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/01/09 05:01 PM
"Making It Big On Your Own" by Johnny Fontaine
Posted By: Mark
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/01/09 07:37 PM
"Anger Management" by: Santino Corleone
"Communion Party Etiquette" by: Frankie Pentangelli
"How to Call in Sick at the Office" by: Paulie Gatto
"Driving for Dummies" by: Appolonia
"My bitches and my Ho's" by: Senator Geary
"Crime Scene Clean Up" by: Al Neri
"Sweatin' to the Oldies" by: Peter Clamenza
"How to Impersonate Jack Ruby" by: Rocco Lampone
"How to be the Perfect Husband" by: Carlo Rizzi
"How to Be a Man's Man" by: Fredo Corleone
"Stylish Headwear" by: Frankie Pentangelli's Brother
"Pleasant Dinner Conversation" by: Jack Woltz
Okay, fellas. Your turn...
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/01/09 11:48 PM
"Dancing with adult women" - Tessio.
Posted By: Mark
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/02/09 12:25 AM
"My Future in the Heroine Rackets" by: Virgil Sollozzo
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/14/09 03:05 PM
Anthony Corleone "How to draw"
Posted By: Mark
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/14/09 04:09 PM
Danito, just when I thought I was out you pull me back in...
"Gnocchi Rolling" by: Mary Corleone
"Waxing Chest Hair" by: Vincent Mancini
"How to Keep Your Whites Clean and Unstained" by: Don Fanucci
"Loyalty" by: Sal Tessio
"Men are From Sicily Women are From Connecticut" By: Kay Adams
"The Complete Idiot's Guide to Being a Pezzonavante" by: Senator Geary
"Anger Management" by: Captain Mc Cluskey
"My Life in Witness Protection" by: Frankie Pentangeli
Your turn...
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/14/09 04:57 PM
"How To Relax In The Bathtub" by Frank Pentangeli.
"Great Acting" by Sofia Coppola, Eli Wallach and George Hamilton.
"Accounting Ethics" by Archbishop Gilday.
Posted By: DE NIRO
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/14/09 10:35 PM
My Horrible Voice by Anthony Corleone
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/14/09 11:34 PM
Michael Corleone: "Legitimacy"
Signore Vitelli: "My grandchildren"
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/15/09 05:04 PM
"How To Be Number One In Your Wife's Heart" by Douglas.
"Obey Your Father" by Mary Corleone
Posted By: DE NIRO
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/15/09 10:59 PM
Trying To Get Out- Michael Corleone
Posted By: The_Don_Is_Dead
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/16/09 02:10 AM
How To Use a Penis Pumper - by Sonny Corleone
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/16/09 10:32 AM
Trying To Get Out- Michael Corleone
Hm, this could be a long one.
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/21/09 02:50 PM
"Cannoli and Opera" - Don Altobello.
Posted By: Mark
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/21/09 06:19 PM
"What? Did you say something?" by: Joey Zasa
Posted By: Don Zadjali
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/21/09 07:33 PM
"Size Does Matter" by Lucy Mancini
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/22/09 12:17 AM
Roth: "My life in Israel"
Michael's Bodyguard: "Small Talk"
Nino: "My appearance in the film"
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/28/09 07:13 PM
"Size Does Matter" by Lucy Mancini
You may wish to reconsider.....this was not a short one.
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/28/09 11:34 PM
Anthony Corleone: "Fishing with my uncle"
Santino Corleone: "Eating food - manners and etiquette"
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/29/09 06:18 PM
The Art of Conversation by Luca Brasi
Posted By: DE NIRO
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 05/31/09 12:17 AM
Oranges
Posted By: dontomasso
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 06/02/09 07:38 PM
My Papal Memoirs - By Cardinal Lamberto (aka JPI).
Posted By: Danito
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN - 06/02/09 09:59 PM
Enzo - "1,000 stylish tricks to light a cigarette"