What are everyones favorite Soprano quotes, dont think there has been this thread done, forgive me if so.

Chris - You smell like paco Raban has crawled up your ass and died.

Actually Chrissy had another good quote when the FBI agent Harris says he caught a parasite in Pakistan.

Chris - Fuck him. I hope that parasite eats his asshole out.

Paulie: You didn't go to hell. You went to purgatory, my friend.

Christopher: I forgot about purgatory.

Paulie: Purgatory--a little detour on the way to paradise.

Christopher: How long do you think we've got to stay there?

Paulie: That's different for everybody. You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add that together and that's your sentence. I figure I'm gonna have to do 6,000 years before I get accepted into heaven and 6,000 years is nothin' in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It's like a couple of days here.

Paulie: You're late!

Ralph: Well tomorrow I can be on time but you'll be stupid forever.

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Paulie: I'm leaving 38k on the table. I can't believe this.

Ralph: Why not? Last year you believed that flying saucer was over East Rutherford.

Haha Ralphie had some great lines.

Whats the quote Junior says with regards to police being so far up his arse he can smell the brylcreem..haha

I think its - Federal Marshals are so far up my arse i can taste brylcream.

Tony - Remember the story you told me about the father bull talking to the son? They're up on this hill and looking down on a bunch of cows. And the son goes to the father, "Dad, why don't we run down there and fuck one of these cows?" Now, do you remember what the father said? Father says, "Son, why don't we walk down there and fuck them all? - (I'm sure he says this to junior..sound like something the old fuck would say lol)


Phil Leotardo - We're friends of your son, from Alcoholics Anonymous

Chrisy's Mother - whats your name?

Phil Leotardo - Well we're anonymous


Phil Leotardo - There's been confirmation, through the grapevine. Vito was seen in a car with a man. I don't want to get graphic beyond that, the idea repulses me so much

Carlo - catching not pitching

Thats the one, always make me chuckle..

Yeah Uncle Junior had some great lines, i can't remember the scene fully but its when he's in the home and the woman asks him if he wants to make a Christmas card or something and he goes - For Christmas, Fucking Idiot lol.

10 points if anyone can find the scene on youtube or the episode name.

Another Junior Joke:

Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now.", she says. "Why?", he asks, "don't ya have a vase?".

chris in the bakery

" ok so i can go out fuck your sister come back saturday and i go to the front of the line ? "

Haha yeah, whilst Vito takes disguise as an unknown Gino.

Tony: "Uncle June, how was Boca?"
Junior: "Wonderful. I don't go down enough."
Carmela: "That's not what I heard."

Ralphie to Tony defending killing the stripper. "A, she was a whore. B, She hit me."

Paulie to Tony talking about Snakes. "How can you trust a guy who can literally go f*** themselves?"

Tony to Chris on his intervention. "Anybody else would've had their fuckin' intervention right through the back of their head."

Christopher: "If I were a carpenter and you were a douchebag."

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Always makes me smile.

who is that in your pic?

Michael Corleones Italian wife Apollonia from the Godfather Part 1..

At the no show job to Patsy, that always made me laugh.

ok i couldn't tell for sure...whats her real name? she was beautiful!

Simonetta Stefanelli

Uncle Junior: Even the coffee is old in here.

Then something about getting a maganet, only way you'll get decent coffee.

Tony Soprano: Carmela, something I gotta confess.
Tony Soprano: [sees Carmela moving her wine glass] What are you doin'?
Carmela Soprano: Getting my wine in position to throw in your damn face!
Tony Soprano: You're always with the drama, you.
Carmela Soprano: Go ahead and confess already, please! Get it over with!
Tony Soprano: [covers his face] I'm on Prozac.
Carmela Soprano: Oh - Oh my God.
Tony Soprano: I've been seeing a therapist.
Carmela Soprano: [gasps] Oh my God! I think that's great! I think that's so wonderful! I think that's so gutsy!
Tony Soprano: Alright, take it easy.
Carmela Soprano: I just think that's very, very wonderful!
Tony Soprano: You would think I was Hannibal Lecter before or something.

I like that scene..

Ralphie: Whatever you say, Cappy.

I always laugh at that scene. Ralphie had some great lines.

Same episode when hes on about Mustang Sally.

"Lets look on the bright side, he was never that smart to begin with"

What was the one where they wacked Jimmy the rat, and Chrissy took him to his final destination with the russian whores and something about the Jimmy asked he smelt good LOL I love that one there.

How do i smell - Jimmy

You smell like Paco Raban crawled up your ass and died - Chrissy

There you go ! Love that one ! Thanks , my friend

I'm hemorrhaging spondulicks here. - Uncle Junior.

Tony - I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider salads

Bobby - what you mean?

Tony - What do I mean? I mean get off my car before you flip it over, you fat fuck

Why won't you take a look in a mirror, you insensitive fuck! - Bobby

Lol, Bacala hiding in his mouse hole. To the victor goes the spoils!

Now, get the fuck outta here before I shove that quotation book up your fat fucking ass! - Tony