Most Handsome Mobsters

Al D'Arco described Steven Crea as a good looking man in his book. Sammy Gravano described John Gotti as a good looking man. Philip Carlo waxed lyrical about the movie star looks of Anthony Casso, many times.

If tough as nails mobsters are secure enough in their sexuality to describe other men as handsome, then I sure as shit am.

My votes are

John Gotti (young)
Gennaro Langella (young)
Joseph Corrao
Louis Daidone
Vincent Gigante (young and not overweight)
Phil Leonetti
Nicodemo Scarfo Junior

Apologies if this is a stupid thread. I mean no ill will. Let me know if I have usurped Bikers Vs. Mobsters as stupidest thread.

No homo?

I don't know where the fuck he came up with that. I really don't.

He's certainly not an ugly man. But he's the kind of guy who's even scarier when he's smiling at you than when he's grimacing at you .

LOL Moe!

I must chime in on this one

JOE ADONIS (Joe Doto)
Joe Adonis Jr.

Sonny Franzese (young)

Most of the Napolitano gangsters were the best looking cuz they got that "great hair" and softer features. Gotti comes to mind.

I guess it would be "Goodlooking" Sal Vitale..at least that was his self proclaimed nickname.

And along those lines oldschool, Vinny Gorgeous Basciani!

Even better.

Young Vinny Gorgeous wouldn't look out of place in Grease.

One more, Handsome Rudy Santobello!

I like my mobsters curvy... Tubby the Tuba gets my vote.

Henry borelli of the demeo crew.he had a lot of girls over the years,nobody would ever think he is a killer.

I like my mobsters tough, handsome and THICK in the pockets nice 'scarole (cash roll) and NO back hair.

Anthony Senter and Joey Testa too; forgot about them for some reason.

The Persico children all seemed to inherit their mother's looks.

Tino Fiumara had smoldering good looks, even into old age.

Moe you have great taste in men

Damn my smiley faces didn't work

Thank you!

That was a deliberate misnomer, Bean .

John Russo was good looking too

LOL PB!

John Pappa had exquisite cheekbones. He could have been a male model in another life.

No black hair?something like sammy the bul after the operation.. lol..vinnie the dirtbag artuso and bobby boriello oh and handsome jack giordano

Black Hair - Good
Back Hair - No Good

I seen the recent picture of crew dude looks like he got kicker in the face by a donkey he does have a boxers chin

Am i missing something,alfano's girl?

Nope I was missing something. Now I get what you were saying about Sammy.

So you are a jersey girl?

Yup

Peter 'One Eye' Gotti

Wait, I think I'm in the wrong thread..

Lol

Sal testa. His dad phil and pete casella had to be the ugliest boss under combo ever. Young Bruno indelicato cesare bonventre Gerry pappa

Moe.. Most Handsome Mobsters? Really though?

Im sure Bugsy got plenty of action

They dont call Steve Mazzone Handsome Stevie for nothing... LOL

This is a truly GAY topic. Who gives a fuck! I certainly hope nobody says Joey Merlino, as he's shaped as close to a midget as one could get. Handsome Stevie? Yeah right....Philly has a long line of ugly fucks with that Down syndrome looking loser Georgie Borgesi.

I'm sure that is extremely offensive to any board members with family members that have Down Syndrome.

And it's offensive to those with Down Syndrome!

George Borgesi didn't get Down Syndrome, Down Syndrome got George Borgesi.

Sandro Lo Piccolo.

Off topic, the whole family is under 41-bis now, right?

Didn't they grab the other son recently?

As a person who has a brother with Down Syndrome, I can guarantee they're both smarter and better looking than George Borgesi.

Salvatore and Sandro were arrested in 2007 and Calogero was arrested a year later. I am not sure if Calogero is under 41, but the other two definitely are.

Totally agree, but Bobby Iannelli had "Movie Star" good looks. Speaking of which: Michael Genovese was good looking and certainly dressed the part.

They called him Handsome Stevie because he was the best looking among all those faccia bruttas in Philadelphia!

Harry riccobene had model looks

LOL DOM! Harry was truly one amazing character.

, allegedly he was the youngest ever guy to be made at 17 , his brother must have been nuts to think he could testify against the mob then years later go bak to Philly like nothing had happened

Wow, 17? Tough as nail and fearless. He was what 4 feet 11inches? They tried to whack him several times and he kept on ticking and living out in the open. Another true gangster!

Always enjoy the well-written mob articles on Philly.com

http://articles.philly.com/2000-06-22/news/25602473_1_prison-hospital-mob-flu-epidemic

Mobsters often sought his advice. On Nov. 4, 1977 inside the Tyrone DiNittis talent agency, then mob associates Phillip Testa, Frank "Chickie" Narducci Sr. and Nicodemo "Little Nicky" Scarfo asked Harry about how a new consigliere would be chosen.

The FBI wiretap, considered a "classic," captured mobsters talking about La Cosa Nostra and its transition of power for the first time. Riccobene said he had "no respect" for Scarfo, after he stabbed a sailor, Joseph Dugan, for no reason inside the Oregon Diner in 1963.

On June 8, 1982, the 72 year-old mobster was seated in a phone booth talking to his 22 year-old girlfriend, when the beefy 5-foot-10 Wayne Grande jogged up to the booth and shot Riccobene five times. Riccobene, tough as a bull, charged out of the booth, wrested the gun out of his assassin's hand before he collapsed. Grande fled.

Excuse me while I vomit.

Moe what part don't you believe, the fact that 72 year old Harry wrestled a gun from that rat Wayne or that he had a 22 year old girlfriend?

Ron Previte is one handsome fella.

Wow plenty of homo's in this thread that don't even know it

Some claim they don't care about a mobsters looks but in the same sentence would say this or that guy is dog ugly. Well didn't u just make a judgement based on "looks" ??!

Tony, nothing wrong with saying a guy is handsome. Although, it is quite mean to criticise someone's looks. I think we're all guilty of at least one of those things now and then though.

I think most heteros are comfortable enough in their sexuality to admire another man's looks unless they are closeted and trying too hard to come across as macho.

The lead singer of British white power band Skrewdriver was secretly gay. Wouldn't surprise me if a lot of neo-nazi types are.

I've gone off on a tangent here, haven't I?

You have, but a good tangent and an important point.

+1

How 'bout the ultimate in vanity...Cesare Bonventre...speaking of, does anyone know what all cities that he expanded the Pizza Connection heroin distribution ring after he backstabbed Galante and took over his drug business?

The Chicago guys are all ugly as sin.

I always thought young Gigante looked a bit like Elvis.

When you read a mob book the author usually describes everyone as Handsome. Especially Bobby Simone book.

Gambino mobster willie marshall(Potenza) was a very good looking fella..

I so agree with your comment whats the next thread which mobster would you sleep with c'mon with this bullshit!

Hey Paulie! Shove it!

Nine times out of ten you can tell from the title of a thread whether or not it's worth clicking on. If it's not to your liking, then take a pass on it. Simple as that.

thanks

Assimilation has not only affected the Mafia it seems...

Beyond the doubt... Chuckie Nicoletti

The Iceman..

Bugsy Siegel and Anthony Senter

Doctor Evil

well, let me think for a minute, ok,i got it, give carlo Gambino a nose job, and he would be in the hunt.

tommy billoti tommy desimone soony red too name a few lol

sonny r

Matthew “Matty” Guglielmetti Jr.
Meow

Coffee cakes

Meow.

now, AG is the prettiest gangster, and has the best shape too, just check out her Halloween photos... she's a movie star.

Phil testa meoww. No that guy might have the most pock marks Eva. Is that the word pockmark what ever the fuck post that pic looks like his face got stabbed with a icepick.

The Greg scarpa pick with his eye blown out is pretty hot to.

Every time I see ed liber's blog I see that picture of John alite in that prison jumpsuit flexing his muscles. He must hit the gym a lot. Whew I gotta go take a cold shower

Before or after prison? He's always been one I've been interested in since he's a Federal Hill guy and all y'all know how much I love and enjoy Federal Hill. He's a standup dude though, he took one on the chin for Ray Jr. and never said a word.

Hey what are you trying to say? He may have more hair in his ears now instead of on his head I bet he still looks handsome and give him a Meow Meow, two Meows, for being a stand up handsome guy.

Im going to add Vinny Basciano and his sons but cannot give any of them a Meow. Vinny the father looks like one of my uncles and one of the sons is a dead ringer for my 1st cousin. So I can't be calling them HOT That would be gross. I can only say they are handsome men.

Edit: The ONLY reason why I added Vinny B was because all of you men were saying how well he looks for his age in that prison thread.
I do not find the Basciano men attractive because they look like they can be related to me. Yuck! They do not turn me on.
I bet Mr. Personality is 10x more handsome than Vinny

Wow...wow...still trying to wrap my mind around this thread.

Moe Tilden hasn't posted in two months. This was one of his parting gifts. I really wish it would die down. Every time I see it pop back up I literally come out of my skin.

Most handsome mobster? I always thought Salvie Testa was dreamy, Crazy Phil too... The "Mob Hitmen" documentary is on youtube. I like to watch it over and over while sitting on my washer during spin cycle.

Excuse me, laundry to do...

Try the delicate cycle and keep thinking of the Marlins 2003 lineup. You'll be able to hold off gratification that much longer. And it will suit you better when you get a live partner.

I'm always here for you, Son. You know that .

Geez I just wanted to make a joke in reply to Dix. I won't be the one to keep it active.
You men you

I was trying to think of any Genovese studs but I'm not into older men. Frank Costello could have probably ran a successful phone sex line though with that voice of his though.

Yeah, The Prime Minister had that Cathy Moriarty/Kathleen Turner thing going on with his voice. Meow.

Phil Leonetti and Salvie Testa.

Salvie Testa was pretty hot too along with Phil Leonetti

Joe Pung too.

lol: I said I wouldn't keep this thread active but now I will

All of you are a bunch a scooches

Meow

Love Meg Ryan. One of the prettiest Irish girls I've ever seen. But she really fucked up her face with that plastic surgery.

I don't know why these Hollywood types can't just age fucking gracefully. They already have more than everybody else, yet they're so selfish they want eternal youth on top of it.

And before I get called a sexist, there are plenty of men who fucked themselves up with plastic surgery too, from Mickey Rourke to Sylvester Stallone.

Don't blame me!

She was smoking hot in Top Gun.

I think most of them get talked into doing a lot more than they need to do.

The one girl who I think was HOT was the girl in Wolf of Wall St. The second wife, she's blonde. She even turned me on Lol Meow

Oh wait this is the handsome mobster thread I better talk about men

Yes she was girl, yes she was

I have a teen beat centerfold of Bobby Boriello in my locker.

Amen on that

"When Harry Met Sally." She was smart, pretty and funny. The big three.

When I was growing up my friends thought the dumber the girl, the better off you were. But I could NEVER get serious with a dumb chick, even as a teenager back in the '70s. No fucking way.

Big turn off to me. But to each his own.

Same here. She has to be semi-smart and have some sense.

What if she's AS SMART or SMARTER than you?

Not possible .

That's even better then.

Oh brother

Especially when they are GOOD at math. They will save you money.

What if she can't cook?

If she can't cook then no effing way She better have a lot of money then

Or be drop dead gorgeous!

She DOES. Remember she's smart just can't cook

I agree with having smarts being EXTREMELY important. Looks fade. Beauty comes from inside.

Drop Dead Gorgeous = High Maintenance as one ages

Smart, Self Confident, and pretty = Naturally beautiful and GOOD Company for her man
She will always keep her man HAPPY

This girl? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3053338/?ref_=tt_cl_t3

Not that I care, but the Sicilian bandit (who was also a Mafioso) Salvatore Giuliano is probably the best looking Mob guy ever: http://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2003244_2003246_2003367,00.html

Faithful, I can't even answer your question because I think of you like an uncle and I'm completely embarrassed you even saw what I wrote. I hope you understand that I'm complimenting you and do not mean any disrespect.

Mark I disagree. I've seen women I thought were 11's on a 1-10 scale but their talking and attitude turned me off RIGHT AWAY. Looks can only get you so far and I agree.

Girl, since she is smart and rich then it's ok because we can go out every night

AG, this is one of those topics I look at and have a good laugh. Don't take my post seriously, just smile ;-)

AG, I'm totally serious. Just look at Phil. Hubbah.. hubbah...



Imagine staring into his dreamy eyes while making teepees with his chest hair.

sammy meatballs,lol..

You're starting to get me fucking nervous, Atardi. But you can talk to Uncle Pizza anytime if you're confused .

Hey, my Dad walked almost a mile this morning. I'm in a great mood. They're few and far between these days .

You guys are killing me in this thread!


But no love for Big Trin? Or Pete Savino? Are there no chubby chasers here?

I can definitely "pet" him all day long. I do love chest hair on a man meow, meow, meow, but he's got too much going every which way for my taste. So he does NOT get a meow from me.

But think of those warm winter nights.

That's too much body for me. Ewwww just think if they don't clean in between all their fat rolls and crevices. There could be crumbs from last week's dinner hiding in there. Absolutely disgusting.

Nah I'm good.

Good golly Crazy Phil ! I need a napkin to wipe off my seat. He is HOT

Don't talk like that! You sound like a filthy dirty whore.

Wow. I forgot how handsome Philip Leonetti was...

Michael Franzese was a handsome mobster

If a photo does that to you, you definitely need to get out more.

Unless you just got out of a female prison after 10 years.....and even then it's questionable.

salvay testa, bugsy siegal(falls into the mob as he was jewish also note never really saw how anyone thought he looked good but whatever), for some reason i think dutch schults looks handsome too. i mean he had the face that made him look boring extremely boring ya kow which is a normal face. note though all these men are considered attractive seeing as how they have alot of power in the underworld and they're gangsters.