Heading to New York next year - few questions?

1. what is the best mafia tour to do?

2. how much is it?

3. Is the tour guide a foxy bi'atch?

4. Can I just go round to places like the motion lounge tc myself without to much trouble?

5. Are there any functioning social clubs i can visit?

6. How much is a pint?

7. Where is the best place to hang out with mafia guys?

8. How easy is it to get a loan off one of them (it doesn't matter what the vig is i'll be back in scotland after a few weeks - they'll never find me)

Thanks in advance

They're not gonna give a loan to some random Scottish guy that they don't even know

i'll pay a high vig

Unless you actually have some one to point out the difference between the mob guys and regular neighborhood guys there would be no way 4 you to know the difference, its not like they wear uniforms lol.

You should actually go to a social club and ask for a tour. Then take out your wallet and ask how much. I'm sure they'll be more than happy to oblige you. But don't ask what 'two in the hat' means, they may show you.

yeah

well where is a social club?

that was one of my questions

do dirt with them for the whole summer and they'll probably make you

lol

i thought you guys knew about the mafia

no one can answer my questions, and this guy thinks i'll get made