How would you kill a Don?

How would you kill a Don?

Quick, easy, but messy: Gun
Clean, but slow and tiring: Piano string

Not that we're going to kill Dons now, but I'm wondering what everybody felt was a good way to kill someone. And I will put the best way in my story. MUAHAHA...

You got to establish trust first. Prove to him you tied by blood and have eternal respect for him. Then when he least expects it you got to get up close like this and Badabing you blow Don JGeoffs brains over your nice Ivy League suit.

Hmmm...I do have a Stanford sweatshirt. Maybe I can use that.

Gosh, is it the time zone or do you guys really wake up early like me?

Now's thats stupid thinking.....Who would supply the pizza for our parties then??

Check it out, I'm from England. It was about noon when I posted mine.

Hey SC. I always said even when I first joined this board I was gonna work my way up. I mean come on, I didn't get to Underboss with just posting you know. Havn't you noticed people dissapearing lately?

Ya know.....now that you mention it, I have noticed people missing......Hmmmm

Yeah...evil...lurks in the darknes....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA...ha?

How about a Columbian necktie

Good question! Let's see first I would have to atleast be on the bosses side let em think I'm willing to do anything! Then after I build up trust with everyone. I would kill him quick and fast. That way no one would know.......... :p

Also i'd like to add i'd add a few extra bullet holes into my victims head as a huge sign of disrespect.

i'd shoot him in the head then drive by his house and throw him out of my car with a note tacked to him saying, never should of f*cked with me. :rolleyes:

How to kill a don? Hire Luca Brasi to do it for you

Worst way to kill?

Come out the bathroom just with your d*ck in your hands.

very, very carefully.

gee where would you get a killer Duck? hahahhaha
Bogus...does your mother know your are typing like that?

Beautiful CamillusDon.Plain beautiful.

Also,"What momma dont know wont hurt her."

[ October 20, 2001: Message edited by: MobbingForMoney ]

I'll tell you one thing..you never want to mess with MY MOMA..she is as tuff as any Gangster and then some...Just ask my Father...he is the one with the black eye

If you were a professional card player, would you come of the bathroom with just your deck in your hand?

wouldn't that make you a MASTER card player, not a professional?

the better question would be why yer going into the bathroom with your deck in the first place.

Or a duck..unless the Don was a little slow and was easily motivated.

I dunno.....I don't want to make a big deal out of this....I guess we're just a pair of loonies in a full house of crazies here.

damn straight.

What a beautiful play on words SC.You could say you even "made business".

Liz, you're the queen of puns.....in fact, you're aces with me. :p

Boo.You should flush all those down the toilet.

oh, stop. You're making my cheeks flush.

shucks, beat me to it. I've been dealt a nasty blow...feels like a club...or maybe even a spade.

You've broken my heart. *Or have you?*...

That is so bad that it deserves a royal flush down the toilet.

here's a diamond of a gem...

Aww..why you gotta be so kind?

ah! *thows hands up* I fold. I've been beaten by a master. Can't come up with any wise cracks anymore.

Chip off the old block, eh?

Only if I double over and fall into a machine that cuts me in half.

ahh!! aaahah!!! aaahh!!!! //screams like Woltz

anyway, gotta split, shoulda been in bed two hours ago.

Dont draw dead in your sleep :rolleyes:

don't worry, if I do, I'll just double down with my blankets onto the floor and take a roll (or is that just a slang term in my playing area? )

When you roll dont hit your leg on the bed.

trust me. I'll stay on my bed.

I can tell.Just dont dream of Joe Pesci or youll be under the gun.

[ October 21, 2001: Message edited by: MobbingForMoney ]

Touché.

I don't think I'll put any of these in my stories...

who?

[ October 21, 2001: Message edited by: Liz Skywalker ]

Who what?

Do you know how hard I worked on those!?!?!?
Me neither. :p

'who' is my way of saying 'WTF'. in other words: what you say?

Yeah Bogus,your post made everyone confused.

Read the first post of this thread...my fellow Boguses..

From now on, my full name will be

Bogus "The Bogus" Castellano

ah.aha. what story ya writing?

Poker:The true Hollywood story! :p

as opposed to "Poke-him, the fake Hollyweed story?"

Yes.You took the words wrong out of my mouth. :p

here's an orange from Miami to make up for it.

:p

Dont mind if I do...

MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HA HA!Im a nice little angel. :p

A nice angel indeed. *winks...

:p

Bogus,why are youin love with an angel?Especially a small angel that cant even fly.

I'm not.

First, I blushed. Then I spit on it.

I didnt see any spit,I just saw licking..... :p

What would I be licking...? Don't answer the question..

(Ok)Why wouldnt you be licking?(See a question is really not an answer) :p

Why wouldn't I? Because I would be spitting.

I see no spit.Maybe there is imaginary spit?I wouldnt know.

You asked for it.

I never actually asked for spit or vomit.Ill give you the benfit of the doubt,though. :p :p

Thanks?

You dont have to be so sure of yourself. :p :p

You want a cookie?

I wouldnt mind one.Im a litle hungry and a cookie would taste yummy and would help satisfy my hunger. :p :p

Go eat a fish.

No,I want a cookie. :p

Eat your orange.

Ill try,but I was really hopeing for that cookie. :p

hmmm how 'bout an orange cookiee...

Dont mind if I do(sigh)

hee hee...that's two Underbosses down...two more to go...hee hee

Well you took me down two times.So does that count as 3 alltogether.

Liz -

There are currently seven underbosses....you gonna let three slide??

I guess she didn't learn anything from Mike's planning on mass-killing....

She's a new turk.

only in matters with some kind of reasonable complaint.

so I can't count...