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Pluto no longer considered a planet

Posted By: XDCX

Pluto no longer considered a planet - 08/24/06 03:04 PM

Don't know if anyone else will find this interesting...but I'll post it anyway.

From CNN.com

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PRAGUE, Czech Republic (AP) -- Leading astronomers declared Thursday that Pluto is no longer a planet under historic new guidelines that downsize the solar system from nine planets to eight.

After a tumultuous week of clashing over the essence of the cosmos, the International Astronomical Union stripped Pluto of the planetary status it has held since its discovery in 1930. The new definition of what is -- and isn't -- a planet fills a centuries-old black hole for scientists who have labored since Copernicus without one.

Although astronomers applauded after the vote, Jocelyn Bell Burnell -- a specialist in neutron stars from Northern Ireland who oversaw the proceedings -- urged those who might be "quite disappointed" to look on the bright side.

"It could be argued that we are creating an umbrella called 'planet' under which the dwarf planets exist," she said, drawing laughter by waving a stuffed Pluto of Walt Disney fame beneath a real umbrella.

The decision by the prestigious international group spells out the basic tests that celestial objects will have to meet before they can be considered for admission to the elite cosmic club.

For now, membership will be restricted to the eight "classical" planets in the solar system: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

Much-maligned Pluto doesn't make the grade under the new rules for a planet: "a celestial body that is in orbit around the sun, has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a ... nearly round shape, and has cleared the neighborhood around its orbit."

Pluto is automatically disqualified because its oblong orbit overlaps with Neptune's.

Instead, it will be reclassified in a new category of "dwarf planets," similar to what long have been termed "minor planets." The definition also lays out a third class of lesser objects that orbit the sun -- "small solar system bodies," a term that will apply to numerous asteroids, comets and other natural satellites.

It was unclear how Pluto's demotion might affect the mission of NASA's New Horizons spacecraft, which earlier this year began a 91/2-year journey to the oddball object to unearth more of its secrets.

The decision at a conference of 2,500 astronomers from 75 countries was a dramatic shift from just a week ago, when the group's leaders floated a proposal that would have reaffirmed Pluto's planetary status and made planets of its largest moon and two other objects. (Watch why some think planet size doesn't matter -- 3:39)

That plan proved highly unpopular, splitting astronomers into factions and triggering days of sometimes combative debate that led to Pluto's undoing.

Now, two of the objects that at one point were cruising toward possible full-fledged planethood will join Pluto as dwarfs: the asteroid Ceres, which was a planet in the 1800s before it got demoted, and 2003 UB313, an icy object slightly larger than Pluto whose discoverer, Michael Brown of the California Institute of Technology, has nicknamed "Xena."

Charon, the largest of Pluto's three moons, is no longer under consideration for any special designation.

Brown was pleased by the decision. He had argued that Pluto and similar bodies didn't deserve planet status, saying that would "take the magic out of the solar system."

"UB313 is the largest dwarf planet. That's kind of cool," he said.
It's Bush's fault. :p
Posted By: Snake

Re: Pluto no longer considered a planet - 08/24/06 03:09 PM

Awww...poor little feller! Well, in the scheme of things, what difference does it make anyway? Obviously that was the stance the astronomers took.

And you're right, Don C...it is Bush's fault!
Posted By: DE NIRO'S SISTER

Re: Pluto no longer considered a planet - 08/24/06 04:14 PM

I just saw that too on the net. Hmmm interesting...
Posted By: Don Alessandrio

Re: Pluto no longer considered a planet - 08/24/06 04:19 PM

My childhood education is failing me again. I don't know if I can take it, Columbus didn't discover America, Pilgrims and Indians didn't sitdown and eat turkey and mashed potatoes, and now Pluto is not a planet. I am loading the shotgun now.
Posted By: klydon1

Re: Pluto no longer considered a planet - 08/24/06 04:31 PM

It is what it is no matter what name we give it.
Pluto, you'll always be a planet in my heart.
Posted By: Double-J

Re: Pluto no longer considered a planet - 08/24/06 10:01 PM

Fuck them. I love Pluto.

Posted By: Turnbull

Re: Pluto no longer considered a planet - 08/24/06 10:26 PM

I can't tell you how devastated I am... :rolleyes: ...next they'll discover that the moon isn't made of green cheese.
Posted By: Mad Johnny

Re: Pluto no longer considered a planet - 08/24/06 10:57 PM

Yeah, those scientists are what gaming geeks become in adulthood. Take the most trivial thing, waste money on it, bitch each other out while the rest of the world doesn't care.
Posted By: AppleOnYa

Re: Pluto no longer considered a planet - 08/25/06 12:27 AM

This is bullshit. Completely unacceptable.

Mercury, Venus, Earth Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune...

...Pluto.

From the day I was born I've been taught there were nine planets, Pluto is one of them, am right now looking at a poster on which Pluto is listed as the farthest planet from the sun, and as far as I'm concerned Pluto will ALWAYS be a planet, despite what any damn astronomer says.
(And despite the fact that it DOES happen to more resemble a moon, but then so does Mercury.)

Yaaayyyyy, PLUTO

AppleOnYa
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Pluto no longer considered a planet - 08/25/06 01:27 AM

Jiminy Cricket! These Mickey Mouse astronomers are just plain Goofy. Just because Pluto is a Minnie planet doesn't mean it isn't a planet! :rolleyes:
Posted By: Sicilian Babe

Re: Pluto no longer considered a planet - 08/25/06 02:25 AM

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Originally posted by J Geoff:
Jiminy Cricket! These Mickey Mouse astronomers are just plain Goofy. Just because Pluto is a Minnie planet doesn't mean it isn't a planet! :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Pluto no longer considered a planet - 08/25/06 07:25 AM

No cause to blow milk out of your nose -- I was just filling in for SC!
Posted By: SC

Re: Pluto no longer considered a planet - 08/25/06 07:47 AM

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Originally posted by J Geoff:
No cause to blow milk out of your nose -- I was just filling in for SC!
I'm just pissed that you beat me to a good joke.
Posted By: Letizia B.

Re: Pluto no longer considered a planet - 08/25/06 08:58 AM

You know, when I read JG's post, my first thought, even before laughing, was, "Damn, SC's gonna be pissed." You're outta your jurisdiction, JG!! SC, can you ban him? Is that possible?

It was funny, though. As was TB's comment on the green cheese. On Wallace and Gromit it's still made of cheese, though, isn't it? I believe they took a trip up there once.
Posted By: Fame

Re: Pluto no longer considered a planet - 08/25/06 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by Turnbull:
I can't tell you how devastated I am... :rolleyes: ...next they'll discover that the moon isn't made of green cheese.
Sorry TB but you are El Wrongo. The moon IS made out of cheese! (tho not sure if its green)
Need I remind you what Neil Armstrong said :
"One small bite for man, One giant leap for nutrition"

JG- that post of yours was not as funny as it is brilliant. Truly amazing post!Take a bow!

So Pluto is a Dwarf Planet.
Who are the other 6 then?
And I guess Snow White is the Moon?
Posted By: MaryCas

Re: Pluto no longer considered a planet - 08/27/06 12:40 AM

This thread reminds of the scene in "Stand By Me" when the boys are around the campfire wondering "if Mickey is a Mouse and Pluto is a dog....what's Goofy?"
Posted By: dontomasso

Re: Pluto no longer considered a planet - 08/28/06 06:03 PM

I am surprised there hasnt been some kind of bitching by the American Dwarf Association. You know the group that got all riled up about "dwarf tossing." Shouldnt the politically correct term be a "small person planet?"
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