Capo de la Cosa Nostra is Missing

It is with a heavy heart that I report the recent dissappearance of our friend, Capo de la Cosa Nostra. He was last seen on July the 11th in the Movies Discussion thread. His whereabouts since then are unknown.

If you have any knowledge of Capo's current location, or can help us find him in any way, please contact

The National Center for Missing Children

or contact me directly at
SearchForCapo@missingkids.com
as I will be personally heading up the search effort as well as holding nightly candlelit vigils.

Capo, if you're out there buddy, we love and miss you and hope for your safe return. You are truly one of gods gifts.

Now I'd like to ask that everyone post in this thread and talk about a happy memory you shared with Capo. Feel free to really open your hearts. Hopefully, if he's out there looking in on us, the outpouring of affection will urge him to come back.

He's been gone a week. Chill out. The weather here has been glorious and we're trying to make the most of it.

You forgot to post a picture of today's milk.

Go have a good wank, you'll feel better. With all those pictures, it shouldn't be a problem. :p

"You oughta be in pictures,"
Double-J

top laughs, sprot.

capo de la cosa nostra is missing but!

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omg he hazznt loged onto MYSPCE sinc tehn ethter. mayB he got a lief?!?11

Somebody's got a crush, somebody's got a crush... :p

Doesn't Capo usually go on a summer holiday??? I think he did last summer. I'm sure he'll return. Probably enjoying himself somewhere.


TIS

What kind of world do we live in where every innocent moment of brotherhood has to be misconstrued as homosexuality?

You are the downfall of common decency!

WOW! than I take pride knowing that the downfall of common decency is done by my hands alone

I think you're in love with him. [/Kramer]

Capo went on vacation. I know this for fact.

O RLY?!?!

No shit.

he is on holiday...
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I saw Capo today. He was dressed up like a woman leaving FBI headquaters. He said he was "off to the dog race". He was carrying a picture of Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver and his little goatee in a plastic baggie which he had just shaved off.

I think he's fine. But his eyes were bleeding. Hmmm.

The Doc

On the 12th of July, Capo and Turi had a drinking contest. The weapons: heavy beer. The place: local pub.

After three hours, Capo crawled out. He was not seen since.

Turi returned to his house and said to his mom: I think I need a beer.

MM,

How funny!! And your avator!!! Capo's gonna be surprised when he returns.


TIS

READ THIS

Doesn't work unless you're a member.

Do you mind copying and pasting?

Originally posted by Capo:

"Don't feel neglected; I'd love to read this, but I'm going on a week-long vacation today. I'll read it when I get back. Looking forward to it."

You should join, by the way. I think you'd enjoy it there.

Just signed up. Thanks.

That is comic genius by the way.

Asssuming you're kidding .........................

I saw him about an hour ago. I swear he looked fine.

Rejoice!

Hooray! you 2 are reunited!

He wasn't beaten up by an angry mob perhaps?

Get a room, djeesh...

:p

I think this is perhaps a single-sided sense of admiration. I don't know that it's mutual.

Buy hey I had fun.

Capo has 3 suitors at the mo :

Contender # 1 : Mista (obviously)

Contender # 2 : DVC ("capo,im not gay or something, but damn boy youre hot!" -- ok, not the EXACT quote....but something like that)

Contender # 3 : Lavinia ("my personal pet" and other innuendos)

So there u have it...2 men and 1 woman fighting for a date with Capo. Let the show begin :

Capo, you may fire the first question.

(For example: "Contender No.1...I just baked a terrible pie and I ask for your opinion. You obviously cant stand it. what will you say to me?")

???

I told him he looked better with a shaved head than with hair.

???

I told him he looked better with a shaved head than with hair. [/b][/quote]Tell me you're not serious. I was K-I-D-D-I-N-G
Now dont ruin the game, you should be proud to be a contender!