Be Careful guys, it is a dangerous world out there...

Man glued to toilet seat

Wouldn't any normal person get up after sitting in glue?

Luckily I visit the toilet 'prison style'.

If you go by "no tissue, no tushie."; none of these would happen. :p

Hey Turi, how is prison style like?!

I've been glued to the seat - figuratively - a good book will do that. Then my legs fall asleep.

Very comfortable. You put toilet paper around the seat. I even went to a house that left the toilet paper on the radiator. What a great idea.

Ah! That's the same as "no tissue, no tushie" then. I'm not that optimistic to think in prison there is always toilet paper handy. That's why I try to stay out of jail...

and what about the food? Awful. That's why I try and stay at least on parole...