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Posted By: Don Vercetti

Spears Pregnancy - 05/02/06 09:03 AM

Singer Britney Spears' agents are shocked at news their star client may be pregnant again, because she has given them no warning. Last week, media reports in the US claimed the singer and her husband Kevin Federline were expecting a second child - just months after the birth of their son Sean Preston. The singer's agents have been trying to help the star launch her film career, but have been left in the dark regarding her family plans. A source from the William Morris Agency tells website TMZ.com, "It came as a shock. She doesn't need the money. So there's not the usual desperate drive on her part. She's constantly changing her mind. One minute she wants to be an actress, the next minute she wants to fly to Maui to record a new album. It seems like she's not sure she knows what she wants to do, which makes being her agent frustrating." Spears was reportedly eyeing the role of Janis Joplin in an upcoming biopic, but if she is pregnant, she wouldn't be able to take on the challenging part. The source adds, "She really wanted to do it, but she knows she can't."
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I could care less about this talentless hack. What makes me so pissed that I had to post this is Britney Spears is going to play JANIS JOPLIN if she isn't pregnant.

I hate people.
Posted By: Don Andrew

Re: Spears Pregnancy - 05/02/06 10:41 AM

Posted By: Double-J

Re: Spears Pregnancy - 05/02/06 10:46 AM

Epitome of white trash?
Posted By: Capo de La Cosa Nostra

Re: Spears Pregnancy - 05/02/06 12:56 PM

As far catchy pop songs go, there's been many a time where I've found myself either humming along while the song is playing in the background, or even, though less often, humming it of my own accord.

So she's good for something, at least.
Posted By: Double-J

Re: Spears Pregnancy - 05/02/06 02:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Capo de La Cosa Nostra:


So she's good for something, at least.
Apparently, she's also good at a couple of other things as well... :p
Posted By: Tony Love

Re: Spears Pregnancy - 05/02/06 09:33 PM

What a trashy slut! I hate Britney Spears! People like that shouldn't breed.
Posted By: Enzo Scifo

Re: Spears Pregnancy - 05/02/06 09:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tony Love:
People like that shouldn't breed.
A bit fascistoïd, no?
Posted By: Don Vercetti

Re: Spears Pregnancy - 05/02/06 10:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Enzo Scifo:
[quote]Originally posted by Tony Love:
[b] People like that shouldn't breed.
A bit fascistoïd, no? [/b][/quote]No, I think he's right.
Posted By: long_lost_corleone

Re: Spears Pregnancy - 05/03/06 12:52 AM

Crazy honkeys.
Posted By: YoTonyB

Re: Spears Pregnancy - 05/03/06 05:44 AM

If ever a couple was a perfect fit for one of those FEMA trailers, it's Britney and Kevin.

They're like a half-step from an episode of Cops...

tony b.
Posted By: Blibbleblabble

Re: Spears Pregnancy - 11/03/06 08:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Don Vercetti
Singer Britney Spears' agents are shocked at news their star client may be pregnant again,


Wait.... AGAIN? What's this? Britney spears is a mother? When did this happen....
Posted By: Double-J

Re: Spears Pregnancy - 11/03/06 06:12 PM

Originally Posted By: Blibbleblabble
Originally Posted By: Don Vercetti
Singer Britney Spears' agents are shocked at news their star client may be pregnant again,


Wait.... AGAIN? What's this? Britney spears is a mother? When did this happen....


Don't you remember all the exciting saga of Britney nearly dropping her baby headfirst onto concrete, Britney holding her son in her lap while driving without a seatbelt, Britney as a statue giving birth...?


Posted By: Blibbleblabble

Re: Spears Pregnancy - 11/04/06 04:27 AM

Yikes!
Posted By: svsg

Re: Spears Pregnancy - 11/04/06 05:02 AM

The wolf is crying out in agony in that statue, I think
Posted By: Double-J

Re: Spears Pregnancy - 11/04/06 01:24 PM

I thought it was a bear?
Posted By: Mad Johnny

Re: Spears Pregnancy - 11/04/06 01:42 PM

So who's gonna catch that thing when it goes flying out into the air?
Posted By: long_lost_corleone

Re: Spears Pregnancy - 11/04/06 03:33 PM

Originally Posted By: Double-J


...

I didn't know you had to give birth in the same position you concieved the baby in.
Posted By: Double-J

Re: Spears Pregnancy - 11/04/06 04:39 PM

Originally Posted By: long_lost_corleone
Originally Posted By: Double-J


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I didn't know you had to give birth in the same position you concieved the baby in.


That's a baby? I thought it was a really big kidney stone.
Posted By: svsg

Re: Spears Pregnancy - 11/05/06 06:38 AM

Originally Posted By: Double-J
I thought it was a bear?

Then I am sure it is finding it unbearable
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