New Year's Resolutions

So does everyone have atleast one New Year's Resolution? I was talking to a few people last night, mainly this girl I like, and I pretty much let her pick one for me. I'm going to try and stop smoking pot. Anyone else have any resolutions?

Drink less and lose weight!

Well, i dont have any resolutions for the year 2006, cant think of any at the moment anyway, but I have 3 things I hope for:

1) The development of the democratic process in Iraq and the war against terrorism..

2) A great and unforgettable Soccer World Cup here in Germany and Argentina as the new World Cup Winner

3) To get with the girl I fell in love with at work

1) Find a girlfriend I can commit to
2) Lose my virginity
3) Watch as many films as possible
4) Get a job
5) Buy a car
6) Build some muscle in my srawny ass arms

I never follow through on Resolutions so I've decided not to do one this year. I know I wanna shed some pounds and I've been wanting to do that the past 2 years. Really the only thing I can think of is to get a girlfriend to commit to like DVC

inpo:
Cut down on smoking.
Eat healthier (yeah right?!)
Save more money.
Read more.
Watch less tv.
Exercise. Exercise. Exercise.
Spend less money on ebay (yeah right?!)
Improve my nearly non existent sex life.
Work more, procrastinate less.
When the world looks like it's gonna blow up, try to maintain positive thought patterns.

1. Find girlfriend.
2. Do nice things with her.

3. A great and unforgettable Soccer World Cup and Brazil as the new World Cup Winner. Olé

4. Drink more beer
5. But not too much beer. I still want to have some blood in all the alcohol that will be in my arteries

6. Watch more Spongebob

7. I hope all governments in the world be leftwing.

Stop procrastinating is my main one - I'll probably wait until next year to do that, though.

Lose weight.

*For anyone who didn't catch the joke, I am twenty pounds UNDER-weight.* :p

All of you young guys with complaints about your sex life.

Believe me fellas, when you get to be my age you're gonna realize that sex wasn't all that it was cracked up to be.

I can't even begin to explain how many bad images and scenerios that brought to mind. :p

I'm going to quit biting my nails.

This has been my resolution for yeaarrrrsss.

But I'm really gonna do it this time.

I want to drink more, gain weight and smoke many more unfiltered Lucky Strikes.

The Doc

By the end of this year, I hope I've done these two things:

• Getting better at playing keyboard.
• Become fluent in speaking German language.

Not so much to expect...

I should see if I can get around to that one, too. Not for now though, it's early yet. :p

Afi, I understand you so well... I actually plan to become fluent in two languages - German and Italian. So let's take Aziatic and Lavi in company and chat on both at the same time.

Forget about the rest, let's just get married.

I'd just like to go on record and state that I support gay marriage...as long as the chicks are hot.

Thanks, whatever to get everyone's support. I took the liberty to announce that I've registered for our bridal gifts at Tiffany & Co Jewelry Store in NY. Diamonds are a girl's best friend and are preferred.

stop throwing stones at little children, stop kicking cats, & oh yeah, i should probably gain about 20 pounds

Do you stil have to begin those languages, or do you know them already a bit?

Forget about the rest, let's just get married. [/b][/quote]OK darling. I was thinking about proposing for the whole last year... Of course you'll move to me. I'm sure you like dogs, the more the better?

Do you stil have to begin those languages, or do you know them already a bit? [/b][/quote]I know them a bit.

I suppose everyone knows here that I like Mazeratis, berettas and Hennessy?

BTW Afi darling, I hope you don't suppose that I'm obliged to give you diamonds on every wedding anniversary?

I suppose everyone knows here that I like Mazeratis, berettas and Hennessy?

BTW Afi darling, I hope you don't suppose that I'm obliged to give you diamonds on every wedding anniversary? [/b][/quote]Remember this was a gay marriage to begin with. You can conveniently switch roles, make Afsaneh pay for the diamonds among other such possibilities

svsg, you don't know what you are talking about. Diamonds imply that I'll have to cook.

Please, be my guest and have a straight marriage. You're most likely to get no diamonds and having to cook on top of it anyway. :p

But I can't cook, that's why I'm looking for a wife... The deal is, you'll get all the diamonds we'd receive as gifts for our wedding.

It doesn't seem to go very well and we're not married yet.

OK I can cook, who wants to marry me?
ps: however there is no guarantee of diamonds :p

Sounds good enough for me.

Sounds good enough for me. [/b][/quote]Cheating on me now??!

I can't wait for you forever. You didn't make a move dear and the last time I saw you, you were with that blonde Zia.

Ummm... I was talking to svsg!! :p

KIDDING!!

Requiem plays...

My hair has been brown for like 3 months now. Whether or not I was stealing your man or if you were stealing mine, that's a completely different matter.

You got the last part right.

Ho ho ho hold your horses now! So it was I who stole yours?! :p

BTW, you can't change the color of the roots as Part would say.

Okay, I have a whole new resolution for year 3000 planned. I'll not highjack threads with my drama queen life style anymore. :p Hopefully when I'm dead I can keep my promise.