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Posted By: greekdude111

manure (defined) - 06/24/05 01:47 AM

In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship
and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large
shipments of manure were common.

It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when
wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the
process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas.


As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could
(and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time
someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were
destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening.


After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship
High In Transit" on them which meant for the sailors to stow it high
enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would
not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T." (Ship High In Transport) which has come
down through the centuries and is in use to this very day. You probably
did not know the true history of this word.

Neither did I. I thought it was a golf term.
Posted By: Double-J

Re: manure (defined) - 06/24/05 01:50 AM

I always thought it was just plain shit. Hmm...
Posted By: SC

Re: manure (defined) - 06/24/05 02:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Double-J:
I always thought it was just plain shit. Hmm...
Yeah, but its really GOOD shit (said in my best George Carlin voice).
Posted By: Double-J

Re: manure (defined) - 06/24/05 02:16 AM

lol...said in my best Tommy Chong voice:

"Yeah man, it's part german shepard, man! labrador!"
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: manure (defined) - 06/24/05 02:33 PM

This reminds of something I read a while back. In a kingdom a long long time ago, for one reason or another - I can't remember why - sexual intercourse was regulated and could not be done without royal consent.

Lest they be arrested, once a married couple is given consent, they must place the following sign on their door:

"Fornication Under Consent (of the) King".
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