Topless

In sunny areas around the world, we see men showing off their pecs. They are proud to show off their nipples, no matter how flabby, hairy, or grotesque the fat under might appear. They flaunt this power...this ultimate freedom in front of the people around them. I don't think this is fair to women. While I might appear to be a mild pervert for trying to get this point across, let it be known that I am much, much more perverted than this. But that's not what I want people to only have on their minds as I'm explaining my though process. In fact, it's not like I want only beautiful women to show their mammory glands to the world. Everyone should be able to walk down the street with their mammory glands hanging out. If I all of a sudden started lactating infront of the eyes of a growing lad, would I then have to cover up my succulent bosom? I don't think it's fair, that I would have to cover those two lovely meat patties just because I let others feast on my mysterious, yet miraculous boobies.

If a burly man is allowed to show his ugly hairy breasts, then I think that poor saggy breasted neighbor next door should also be allowed to let her 78 year old udders into the open area for people younger than her to witness. What does everyone else feel about the bias in this overall situation?

Fantastic; the Mobster's back in town.
As bluntly funny as ever, too. Nice selection of varied vocab. for the nipples. I'd love you to do a post on penises.

How do I feel? I'd like to see a lot more English nipples (of the female variety, of course) too. Would have to be in winter though. There's no point in seeing a nipple unless it's cold enough to drop off or do some serious damage to somebody's eye.

Mick

I agree, M4M. Bare boobies for everyone!!

Whats good for the goose is good (or even better) for the gander.

Yeah i agree,more Nipples(ladies thats is)

I've not seen someone from the party for which you are campaigning to vote yet!

But hey, maybe if women hang out topless for a while then being topless wouldn't be such a big deal anyway. :p

I love breasts but to be honest I like a little left to the imagination.

What a party pooper. :p Just when we wanted to go topless!! I guarantee it is not going to happen again!

OK, you can wear pasties (covers the nipples).

OK, you can wear pasties (covers the nipples). [/b][/quote]Wouldn't that interfere with my nipple clamps?

Clamps?? I thought you had RINGS!

When I saw a thread titled "Topless" by MFM I thought he was gonna talk about how Gertie got wild and let loose.

I agree though, let them all hang out. People like Lil Kim where stuff that practicaly has them exposed anyway. They're just 5 pounds of fat with nipples at the end. What's the big deal?

Does anybody else have a sudden craving for a glass of milk?

Does anybody else have a sudden craving for a glass of milk? [/b][/quote]I guess it depends on the size of the glass and how thirsty they are.

Are you sure that's how they should look??!! :p

Po-tay-to, po-tah-to. I guess it depends on where someone's starting point and ending point is.

Did you weigh yours? I need visual proof.

They look about 5 pounders, Turi.

If we admit that topless men are frequently ugly, why don't we look for a more uncommon cure of this injustice? Let's forbid men to hang around topless and prescribe them closed swimming costumes. They cannot be allowed bikinis, I think, they usually have a huge hairy belly...

MFM: I think you've just given the reason in this second paragraph!

Ehh..I think mine are bigger. But then again, everything on me is bigger then hers.

Do I weigh my pom poms Turi? Don't guys weigh their weiners?

Only when I got back ache and was told not to carry anything heavy.

Reminds me of the time I saw my friend standing on the beach all alone. I went over to him and said, "Hey Geoff, how ya doin'?". He replied, "Not too good". I asked what the problem was and he told me he wasn't having much luck with the ladies. I looked at him standing there in this big, baggy bathing suit and suggested he get a little skimpy Speedo suit and take a potato and put it in the suit. He said he'd try it.

A few weeks went by and I saw him on the beach again, still wearing the same baggy suit. As I approached him he told me his luck with the ladies was worse than ever.

I was surprised to hear that and asked if he followed my directions. He assured me he did, but I couldn't understand why the plan didn't work.

I asked him, "You put on a skimpy little Speedo bathing suit"?

He said, "Yes".

I asked him, "And you stuffed a potato in the front"?

He replied, "In the FRONT"??????

:rolleyes:

Now I think I'm the one that needs visual proof.

SC - inimitable!