Songs that I wrote

Joseph Merlino

Yo yo motherfuckers its my joey
Joey Merlino

When I got out, I did like Willy
Go to Boca and far from Philly
The years goes on
But I cant turn back to philly
The feds want to nail me
but I had a great men that watch my back

The Changs, Ligambi, Grande and Mazzone
Guys is like a pizza with peperoni

In 89  mac10 in my hand
I tried to kill the little guy son
But he run away and say bye bye
I go to jersey, lucchese save me

In the 90s fighting Stanfa
Yo old siggy had no men to made
Apart veasey and Coletti this renegades

Yes I win the war, philly was mine
Natale flips but for me is ok
Party every night,money to bet
Luise a guy from Boston said made me,
Im Bobby luise and I was a capo
But 10k a month I was desperado
The solution?  The cocaine
 It goes away better than  champagne
But the fed busted me: We want merlino idiot you must flip
Give us the tapes and got a witsec trip
1999 for sure I won't be at the millenium  party
14 y, ain’t bad better than death penalty
I will be 50 and this is not my elegy
Uncle Joe I give you the borgata
Re up my armata
Fuck the fed fuck the 5 family
Im joe merlino the king of philly



Vito Rizzuto

My name is the godfather
Il mio nome è Vito
je me appelle Rizzuto

Hi motherfuckers Im Vito Rizzuto and Im taking a coffee in the hell
with lucifer and Nicolò mon père (salutiamo)
Hey Nicky jr what wrong ? Its not my fault
if you dead
there not fucking Luccheses for save your head
What do you fools doesn't understand ?
Take the fort until I'll go out
I was in Colorado when I heard "your son is dead,your father in jail,the family wont see you in hundcuff to nicky's funeral,you are a rizzuto after all".
The things gone wrong in the twenty-ten
A bullet in the head while my dad went out the can
Back in 2011 a body in the river
Poor Sal he wanted to be the leader
but he work with iron but in montreal use lead.
2012 go on the lam to kill Desjardins

A chorus from Ontario too the Silla mountains

"Ndranghe ndranghe ndrangheta"

We're the ndranghetos
We're the brave men that make money in the shadow
You, poor siggie are alone
No more men,no more allies
We have coke,we have money ,we have the men
this is your end Vito our end in an another golden coffin.

 

Furio got the bars.

....

Wtf?!

Come on guys Im just slacking.

WTF did I just read.


This might be the dumbest shit I've ever read on here and that's saying something!!

Looks like I touched a nerve, but I thought you was just messing around? Don't quit your day job, PLEASE!

This guy here created mafiaso drill rap

yo....

yo....

You know it aint a party
till the ghost of John Gotti
walks in to the Bergen
A roll of cash I'm splurgin
when you hear my last name
I'm the one with the fame
not my son, not gene, not my daughter either
not my grandkids, Lou or that stunad Peter
It's the don who's dapper
boss of bosses of rappers
purple weed got me coughin
sammy's still not in a coffin?
what 's happened in my absence?
Our thing is has -beens
Junior on Oprah and he sang
zips in charge of my gang
guess the mighty fall hard
cause when I first hit the yard
there was only one family in the city that carried all the cards
and the boss didn't walk around in a robe
there's only one don known around the globe
Lukes were all hype, you know that's right,
clowns couldn't kill me and you can put that in your gaspipe
and smoke it like meth,
fuck with Gotti it's your death
John John's back with these bars and I will fuck your bitch mother fucker

Please please please stop the madness.

I forgot to add lines about Travolta. Remix on the way.

Gentlemen please, enough is enough.

Good rhymes bro!

Ever think about trying your hand at folks songs?

I only do gangsta rap.

Way Way Down The Road,
there's a place you don't wanna go.

Its a bad place, where theres a deep dark hole.
A wrong turn in life, where you loose your soul.

But if you do and if you dare,
you best be sure, to travel with care.

You will be met, with fire and fury.
The devil will be there as your judge and jury.

Way Way Down The Road.
Don't make that turn, I've been told.

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Just wrote it, got tons of them piled up in my head.
All not so dark, its thunder storm here raining,,so it worked out that way.

I'm on my phone so i.can't write the dope rhymes right now but I heard Donald Trump just pulled up to the studio.

Nope

Yup

Nope

Yup

Nope

Yup

Nope

Yup

Gonna resign?

Nope

Gonna kick Bernie's behind?

Yup

Ever worry?

Nope

Fuck a porn star in a hurry?

Yup

Getting impeached?

Nope

Mar A Lago then the beach?

Yup

Hang with street thugs?

Nope.

Mobbed up like Meyer and Bugs?

Yup

They want to impeach me but they're trippin
Rudy says Cohen is flippin'
I tell him like this stop worryn'
If they do I'll call the homeboy Putin

Trump the Don's got par-dons
Any of my friends get indicted I'm springing them out
Trump the Don's got par-dons
Hillary Clinton's a disgusting fat cow!!
Trump the Don's got par-dons
Keepin it thousand this is the country I stole
Trump the Don's got par-dons
I think my daughter's hot and I don't care who knows
because I'm never leaving office
no no no
I'm a dictator like Kim Jong-
Yeah yeah yeah
Mexicans don't try to enter
No no no
I'll put you in dog kennels
Yeah yeah yeah

mc oak lol

That was all Donald.

Tell Me
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Tell me my friend, are you for real,
Or do do you just need, something to feel.

Do you really believe, the spew you spatter, or do you think your feelings don't matter.
I know a Man, who can help you with that.
You may not like him but he is all that.

I'm sure you would love him, he is tried and he's true.
You could then stop hating and feeling so blue.

So lets make sure, you pull yourself from the dump....
And then you will appreciate, Our Great President Trump.

Tell Me my friend are you a Good Man.
Or are your really just the Joke, OakAsFan.

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The dues aren't paid
looks like someone feels betrayed
by criticism of a president who wouldn't even look his way
Tried and true? Please.
Trump would throw you his keys
Tell you to park his Benz
Tip you 5 cents
Are you still waiting on your check after putting in his fence?
Don't hold your breath
Cuz Trump does his fanboys like that
he has more respect for North Koreans and Soviets
So don't take this hard.
Don't start a riot.
You've been loyal and loving, now be quiet.

This thread is the funniest ever lol

Outstanding..... I love it.

"The Dues aren't Paid". Rollin"

Here we Go............


Paid, Laid , tripling Blades......
Gunna throw at you and you'll be dazed.

You will not be hurt..... but fully amazed, making most of your words sound much less crazed.
This will help and your dreams will fade, so then you stop and start a path to get made.

I'll tell you again, it could be good.
Don't let me go for my Axe we all know Oak is just wood.

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oHHHHHHH

What do you know about being made you mafia groupie
Watched Goodfellas once and you think your paulie
you aint paulie, or gotti, or Nicky Scarfo
You're more like Artie Bucco or Meadow Soprano
And yeah, I got that wood
there's no denying it
ask your mom and she'll tell you all about it
And you couldn't carry an axe
let alone swing one
And quit sucking up to Meyer, he knows I won

LMFAO....

All good fun Oak.

Im just Funnin,

But you gotta try harder......

Really, funny shit.

Anyone hear that?

Someone say something?

Typical.

one two one two is this thing on?

I don't think it is.

Can you hear me?

Where's my African Americans at?

MC Donald Trump and you know I don't quit
Back up on your ass with some gangster shit
they blame me for everything
they should kiss the pinkie ring
Without Donald Trump we'd be speaking china ching chong ching
They're obsessed with me they're drooling
They're blaming me for yesterday's shooting!
Just because I diss the press
I'm the culprit that's their guess
but we should be worried about the MS-13 Mexicans
Not an angry American exercising his rights
by whipping out his gauge and putting the media in a fright
instead of blaming this patriot
they should blame their liberal slant
because my people are armed out there and ready for a fight
amirite?

[Trump crowd roars]

Which one is you...?

Yo Rudy G

What up Donald?

My Mellow...

Check it out

It's on you, so tell me watcha gonna do..

I'm Rudy G y'all
America's mayor y'all
Used to fight the mob
then I joined them y'all
There's only one true Don
And it is Donald who is he
grabbing pussy after pussy
he's not a PC beta he-she
and when there's blood in the streets donald profits
like I built my career on 9/11
because these dumb rednecks
who vote republican
can neither use the internet or even barely read
can you feel me?
it's like taking candy from a baby
stealing this country is so easy
getting tax cuts for the rich
because bankrupting services enables me
to blame Democrats for ensuing debacles
and they accept the blame because you know it's "civil" (haha)
But back to the man
He's making America great again
If he gets indicted he'll give himself a pardon
All he does is win
And from showering with him
I can assure you both the drapes and rug are or-ange.

Moe..LOOK WHAT U STARTED....this silliness , u even have a miscast gentleman like Oak gettin' into this cacophony..u must say 5 Our Fathers & 3 Hail Marys to absolve ur sin....no way am I getting sucked into this madness , even though I wrote many Heavy Metal tunes in my band during the 80's..I've had my day w/ the real thing....certain members of the Second story mob (K & A ) gang can attest 2 this as well as all of the beachtown of Wildwood N.J. which was often frequented by the younger boys of Scarf. Inc.

Wiseguy rappers.

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note

Start worrying. Don't be happy.
Start worrying, don't be happy now,

oooooh, oooh ooooh oooh oooh, oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
oooh oooh oooh ooooh oooh oooh oooh
ooooh ooooh oooh oooh ooooooooooooooooooooh'

We used to a country of principles and standards
now we're run by a reality tv star

so start worrying. Don't be happy.

We used to be a country that was free
Now if you have brown skin that is not to be

so start worrying. Don't be happy.

Because if you're happy you'll be distracted
by the dictator trump's abuse and damage

so start worrying, don't be happy.

start worrying don't be happy now!!!!

ooooooooh ooooh ooooh oooh ooooh, ooh ooh oooh oooh oooh ooohh
ooooh ooooh oooh ooooh ooooh ooooh
ooooh oooh oooh oooh

this is a song that I wrote with heart, and if someone does not like it go fuck yourself

I come from a country once upon a time was an empire
whose legions conquered Europe
now the 3 knights(1) fuel the europe with dope
we invaded the britannia,
now the immigrants invade us from libia.
ok,ok we must help them
but we had become the refugee camp of the European Union
French policemen invade us in Bardonecchia (2)
we are governed by an idiot and a racist
with a lawyer as a puppet
I know who is trumph but I bet
if you saw what situation we are, you would say
Hey there isn't not so bad here
As for me, my dream is to put in the suitcase
the anger and say goodbye to Malinconia(3).

(1) the 3 knights Osso,Mastrorso e Carcagnosso who are the legendary founders of the ndrangheta
(2)on 6 April, the French gendarmes entered without permission in Italy to expel irregular immigrants leaving them in the reception center of bardonecchia
(3)Caparezza called the Italy Malinconia in his famous song that ended with "put your anger in the suitcase and run away from Malinconia".

Bravo, bravo!

The hot fire from Furio.

Furio
That is weird.

Aside from being the greatest president and greatest rapper ever. Kanye agrees. Kanye agrees. A lot of people don't know that Donald's got vocal chords, too. I've got hooks. They're terrific. Like to hear it? I don't care. Here it goes.

As liberals #walkaway
they wonder
a what went wrong with the Democrats
A party that was so strong

As they walk on I think of
the things they've done
when their hearts were still young

Liberals are #walkingaway
Tears are falling and I'm enjoying it
They're going to vote for me
because they're dumb and they'll believing anything

They're #walkingaway
A walk walk walk walk walk
#walkingaway
Why you ask?
A why why why why why?
Because they're afraid of MS-13

So they're walking
#walkingway
#walking #walkway
walk walk walk walk....#walkaway

Was that good? Oh, you're throwing panties on to the stage now. That's nice. You're a little old for me, hon, but I appreciate it. I really do.