Mama Corleone Is Dead

As I threatened, I am using my own mug as my avatar for now. One, it makes explaining my avatar very easy. Two, It helps me recognize myself and check my hair. Three, and most importantly, if there is even one person here who likes seeing the faces of comrades (as I do), I am answering that peculiar, grammar-school yet inherent desire.

Plus, I hope to set a trend.

good for you....now we know if we see you coming up the walkway of the house, to lay low and hope you go away..

what is interesting is that I wouldn't have thought that you would have looked like that....

Hi Uzi,

Cheers to you, you are brave!
Dare I say, you do look quite normal! I don't know why we'd expect anything less... or more demented!
I guess you just liked to hide behind the twisted word.
CAP

I prefer to hide behind large concrete blocks or a stack of car transmissions.

Uzi..did you ever spend some time on Long Island?

Poke is that really you? I have to admit you are very handsome.

I have the 8 x 10 glossy in a frame by my bed. Husband asks many questions. Keeps the fruit flies away though...(and scares away sadistic burglars!)

I jest, you are lucious in a vanilla sort of way.

Be careful what you wish for!

SaladBar, yes that is really me, and thank you for the compliment. I blush.

CamDon, that was INCREDIBLY funny. Though AppleOnYa will tell you that transmissions are stacked to the sky in northern Jersey.

Vita, I wish everyone would post their face. I like faces. Nothing better than having your imagination trampled.

Fruit flies and burglars!., now I know why I live on the East Coast.

You want to start some real fun..ask your husband if you can go thru his wallet one night! Talk about the 4th of July in the fall.

Uzi...
You into bodybuilding by any chance? Or am I imagining that you seem to have an umpire's chest protector underneath that shirt?

As for transmissions I haven't seen too many stacls here in N. Jersey. Maybe I'm getting off at the wrong exits.

Apple

PS - I do have a photo of me & my daughter, but it's part of an 'album' and I haven't the slightest idea how to pull it. If JGeoff wants to deal with it, I can send him the whole thing to mess around with (so to speak)!!

Uzi,

What a nice looking young man. Thanks for giving us the opportunity to see the "real" Uztopoke!!

btw, did you resolve the problem with the aol I.M. pain?

TIS

OK, i'll fess up and ruin any allusions. i only have this because a friend just sent it to me (very recent, just last Friday night! girls night out, we saw "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"). hard to believe i'm the daughter of a former beauty queen. oh well. since i don't own any good digital pics of myself i'll just keep the old avator.

SaladBar, I am impressed A) Because you know how to attach a picture into the body of your post and B) Because you are an adorable woman. Absolutely adorable. What a grin.

Stallionette: Your comment sounded like something an old woman would say over a game of bridge. Or cribbage. BTW, I received no further messages from KKK Jew.

Apple: I am not into bodybuilding. The picture is deceiving, I suppose. I am not wearing a chest protector this time. I am just an average Poke, 6'2", 195+/-.

I like that I am pressuring all of you. But I must admit, I'd rather see my male comrades, just in case more of the ladies here are knockouts to a SaladBar/Vita degree....I cannot handle beauty.

I want to see what CamDon looks like, first. Then the rest fall in line.

Family Honour, you crack me up. From your mirror-image avatar to your reluctance to respond to me because I am a nutcase. Is that true? I mean, you wouldn't talk to me because I am creepy? Shit. I have to keep that in mind.

I am not Woody Allen's son. I am more of the love child of Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson. How their sperm fused I know not.

I own his wallet! Nothing but cash in it. He is so focused on work, there is no time for dames. Plus the family can only handle one free spirit. He's the brains of the operation and I am, well, you know....

Saladbar, great smile! Thanks for being brave enough to share.

FH, I was not around on the weekend to compliment your beautiful new image. You are just as I pictured you but you also have that great sexy voice that could melt buttah. I got a few things that could melt buttah, but I'd rather be able to "talk" my way outta stuff

Why is this topic titled Momma Corleone is dead?

Poke-man says it's pronounced "Used to poke"

Great pictures, Saladbar and Uzi. I feel daring now... I'm sorry to dissapoint cause I know Uzi wants to see the boys, and I apologize ahead of time for any trauma this may cause, so here's a pic of me.


Duhuuur!!!

PastaPunk,
Thank you!
BTW very nice pic.
We are a good looking bunch of people on this board! (good to know there are no back lumps or disfigurement!)
I would feel daring too, except I have no clue how to download a pic. I would have to do the old-fashioned male route to JGeoff etc...
and I'm sure it's not that important.
Just another blonde....but HEY where the heck are all the blondes? (ladies) Are you all just brainy beautiful brunettes?
Sheesh.
CAP

I have blonde highlights, does that count??? I cherish each blondish hair I've got!!!

Pasta Punk, you're as beautiful as your spunky personality shows here. Thanks for giving us a peek!

who said anything about DAMES?

Uzi, I look alot like my picture here, just change the haircolor to blonde and add glasses and oh yea a few pounds as I like to eat more then my budy here....

Great pictures everybody....Now if I can just find a good picture to share...

why thank you Poke. i admit i am a sucker for a compliment so thanks for making me .

and i'm a programmer, so if i can't figure out how to attach a picture Don Michel would be ashamed of me.

Pasta you look great!!! my hair used to like that when i was younger (but BLUE was the color for new wavers back then). it was a pain to do because my hair is so dark and thick. i should look for those pics.

i see i really have a misperception of BB users. i really though Poke must look like that big guy picture i posted a while back ( remember this? ). geez i was wrong .

and Omar. i believe it is called "Mama Corleone is dead" because Poke retired his Mama Corleone avatar.

yes, but I think you ladies should start with your picture in a bathing suit..two piece would be fine!

Cam...what is it with u and nudity (or semi-nudity)?????
Uztopoke : I thought you were a girl coz of your previous avatar, Saladbar....ur gorgeous, Pasta I thought u were male coz of ur old avatar and u are also gorgeous and like Beth Im ashamed to say I wouldnt have a clue how to get a picture of myself on my computer coz Im a total dunce...especially when it comes to computers and machinery!

Wow, nice pic, SaladBar! Good looking lady!

PastaPunk! Finally, I see my paisano! Boo-tee-full.

Uztopoke... I guess you've proven you're normal!

GuineaPig and GodDaughter, another two of my paisans... Love to see what you guys look like!

Thanks...

Saladbar, my hair used to be blue too, but then my mom dyed her hair blue and I feared being called the "blue family", so I got red. New wavers... you and your weird Devo hats, Flock of Seagulls hair, and Gary Neuman ties. *Tsk tsk*

Haha, Cam... Tell ya what. If you post a pic of yourself in a bikini, then I'll THINK about posting one too.

Poke's looks decieve, don't they? He looks strange but is really normal... or did I get that backwards.

Well, to those who haven't a clue - feel free to send your nude or semi-nude photos to be scanned in to:

JGeoff.com
PO Box 1596
Toms River, NJ
08754-1596

Please include your screen name and email address. Include SASE if you want them back.

And if you must be clothed, well, okay, I'll think about it...

JG

Is it possible to have two crushes at once?

I would be happy to.

Nice one M4M!



Now Geoff, maybe you'll get responses from all the male posters here. Is that what you had in mind? Be careful what you wish for!!!

TIS

I'm sure everyone wants to see a short Italian guy nude?

Okay, maybe I'm not that short.

LOL - Well... hmmm... clothed is fine!

MEANIE!

Hey, some of you women picked Sexy women, some in swimsuits just to turn the heads of the male posters....where did I say anything about Naked or semi naked women.... swimwear is just fine with me....

JUST think about it...what kind of deal is that. Now if you match my picture pose for pose - I WILL do more then THINK ABOUT IT!

oops, you are of legal age?

Congrats on THREE stars, CAM!

Cam,

Congratulations! Wow! 3 stars! That's great! You're really an old time now!! Are there any others with 3 stars or are you the first?

TIS

Camillus: THREE STARS! Take a bow!

Congrats Cam.

No, TIS... I don't think there's anyone else with three stars. A big honor, Cam!

And just remember, paisan... I was the FIRST to congradulate ya!

Cam, congrads on 3 stars.

Thanks All....but it is just a number...I am always here to have fun and enjoy everyone here...

and with the tread intitled "Mama Corleone is dead"..who would have figured?

I think I will go and say a prayer for Mama, watch the tape of last night's show and see if I missed anything with Tony and the boys...

one thing is for sure..no VH1 godfather for me. Give me the real thing...or nothing at all!

again thank to you all...you are the ones that make this board what it is....

Three stars to match three testicles. Some perceive it as freakish, but I believe it is simply a gift. 3000 posts...amazing. Yes, it's just a number, but it is more than 6 times my number, and that takes a lot of work.

GodDaughter, you thought I was a woman? Excellent. I'll tell you, I'd love to find a woman who talks like I do. She would make a lovely sidekick and crime partner.

PastaPunk, I certainly did not know you were a woman...and an attractive one at that.

JGeoff...WHY was my picture not included in your "crush" reference? I KNOW you want to ravage me. I like it rough and tumble, but more tumble than rough. Wearing a mask is preferable, thigh-highs acceptable.

TO ALL: Consider posting a picture...this is all very touching. And for me, it has been rewarding. My mug is "normal," which makes me "normal." However, if anyone learns anything from this, please remember that madmen can look normal, and be careful to choose your acquaintances wisely.

Joseph: Good to hear from you, as always.

Uzi...you know what they say...It is all in the eyes! Watch the Eyes!

Don't worry about Don Geoff....I think if you send him a picture of yourself with a big smile or a nasty grin, you may just make next months crush list. Today is October 1st so you will be under the new month if you want.

oh this would be a nice segue for Kahn the Great ! (or is that like the "name that is never mentioned? aka Voldemort?")

i am very flattered to included in that crush post !

Look out folks...I just e-mailed something to JGeoff; we'll see if he's willing to use all his power and all his skills.

Sorry if you're disappointed, Uzi...seems like the women tend to be braver than the men around here!!

Best,
Apple

As it should be!!!

The ladies seem very comfortable in their skin and it is great to see everyone.

I am brave, but unfortunately computer stupid. Unless I can email photos to every member, LDV is probably best remembered climbing outta the pool. Hmmm, maybe I can reinact that next summer for my avatar! Pool water is close to freezing right now. Brrr!

I was just thinking to myself...that we haven't seen Apple today!

I am just looking for a picture as we speak Apple.... I have big shoulders and can take all that men, women or children can throw my way.

Remember folks the last one to see you naked and also dress you is the Funeral Director.

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probably a better reason to take the bikini photo now, 'eh?

do what I am doing...clip on your picture, copy and paste on your email and send to Don Geoff...

This is a wonderful thing, I tell you. JGeoff will probably be very pleased about the extra work I have spawned.

I fear that I am going to die soon now, though. THIS is my legacy. Faces and full-frontal nudity among my comrades at the Gangster BB. I feel like I am getting a fever. Shit.

That is how Hugh started Playboy!

are you sick or is it just the thoughts of skin bring you to a boil...

Cam, I simply believe that my days are numbered. But I REALLY had that feeling yesterday afternoon, screaming home on the motorcycle. Yes, I usually scream home on the bike, so that isn't necessarily why i thought I was going to die. Point is, I made it home and slept and even woke up again. But wait. I thought that my days were "numbered," and they still could be. What that number is I do not know.

What's really shitty is that if I live another 20 years (which I should), that is only 7,300 days, not including leap years. That sucks. The way I see it, I have no more than 29,200 days left to live. I've already lived 9,000 or so. Shit. I'm dying.

I'm flattered as well! Tee hee.. oh you! *limps wrist at JGeoff* Two crushes at once is only possible if a non-sexual crush is. ) I should probably find and use something more female, but I love my Sonny beating up Carlo pic. Perhaps a signature is in order...

Wow, Uzi. You're only 24? (I hurt my brain figuring that one out) I did think YOU were a lady... a very strange and articulate lady. Perhaps the Don has a "non-sexual" crush waiting just for you.

Can't wait to see Cam, Apple and La Vita Loca!

Pasta Punk, I am not 24. I am 26. I rounded lower, I suppose, since 10,000 days would make me over 27, and I do not want that. "27" begins to sound old. Let's split the difference...I am 16, OK? Just got my license, engage in promiscuous sex and smoke methamphetamines.

Pasta, I LOVE it!!!!! My new name. More fitting huh? La Vita Loca. haha.

Uz: 24, 26....As long as you are old enough for me not to have given birth to you. Because then that would be icky.

you know, i thought "la vida loca" a few times reading your posts! especially the one about having your husband's wallet ... he works hard and you get to play...sounds like a good "vida" for me too!

and i am also glad i'm not really old enough to be Poke's mom. there would be some terrible cosmic justice to it if i had a Poke-son. i used to ride a motorcycle (small Honda Rebel 250cc, even that was too big for me) but as a mom i'd be too worried if my offspring rode. it was sooo dangerous when i did. can't tell you how many close calls.

When will we get to see what u look like Anthony?

I have pics... But, they are like, 2-3 years old. GuineaPig has seen them. He was like "why's there a PS2 there? I thought it was 3 years ago." so I had to show him the math. Don't worry, we all still love you, GP!

2-3 years ago(Just say 2 and a half) subtracted by 2 monthes away from 2003, is a couple monthes into 2000, which is about the time PS2 came out, which is why my cousin is playing it in the pic. See? I'm smart.

But, the pics are like, 3 years old... I'm like, 14 in them. So, I dunno if I'll post 'em. If people beg me enough, MAYBE.

La Vita Loca? Sounds like a Ricky Martin song.

I am having nightmares as we speak. Do not ever incite me to think of him again.

Whoopsie! Sorry there, Injektilo. I forgot completely about Ricky Martin and his gay dancing. Just remembered the phrase for some reason. Won't happen again.

I said 2-3... I'm positive, paisano!

You know I'm sexy... You saved my pics and you're staring at them now.

That's okay PastaPunk - just think of the hot lady with the legs dancing in the video and you will redeem yourself. At least with Injektilo!

I am ashamed to hear that you have even seen the video clip.

Pasta Punk, tell me you have never seen it and we will be friends for life.

Nature dictates that a 36 or 38 year-old woman could be my mother. That would be giving birth at 10 or 12. However, the viability of a child born to a mother that young is nil. So, I will use 16, and even that is a young mother. Thus, any woman here over 42 is old enough to be my mother. But in reality, my mother is 47.

The whole point of this, with which Vita is well versed, is that SaladBar and I can make love. That would be OK.

What the hell has gone on here? Got to sya I quite like the response this thread has got and the attractive ladies faces i've seen.

I'll end up posting my mohawk picture but i'll try and find something more recent and appropriate.

It's in the post, with it is a few excellent videos of myself too and tooth that has been knocked out. Boy have you got a treat in store. You'll never have time to get back to working.

i'll be your friend since i've never even seen Ricky Martin. but i haven't also seen the newer good stuff either. like i said, no time any more...i have little ones. there was i time ...

a Liberal and a Conservative, hymm, that would be like Vulcans and Romulans? or humans and Klingons? i don't meet the criteria of being old enough to be your mother but i must be getting old if all i elicit is now "that will be OK" response. perhaps it is because i don't know what Ricky Martin looks like.

Yes, I too, am using a pic of myself as my avatar, but I assure you that I have dropped some weight since it was taken!

-Lucky

Lucifer, you don't look fat to me.

SaladBar, let me go out on a limb here and say that if I had the opportunity to make love to you, I would leap at the chance, regardless of your age (which, by the way, is NOT old). Age means very little to me. I have spanned 20+ years with sex partners on a few occasions, and it has been rewarding.

now that's better . although i don't know many men that will turn down any "opportunity" i will take the compliment as i am not a "two bagger" (as our Snake as coined some women ).

a twenty year range is quite a span. since my current half is 5.5 years younger, i admit to a special fondness for younger men. .

Good, SaladBar. Well, keep your fondness for younger men alive and vibrant. Because you simply never know. We may be destined for a liaison.

NICE analogies!!!

I've not seen any Ricky Martin video all the way through. Just clips here and there. Does that count? (I know which hot girl you're talking about, LDV... the one with the candle wax, right?)

Turi Giuliano, I'd love to see your mohawk. I have a pic of me with a mohawk, but that was a complete failure, never to see the light of day again.

Well however old you are, Saladbar, you look like you could be my 20 year old sister. In fact, I wish you were... then I'd have someone to talk about the GF all the time.

EDIT: To make my post a little longer, I noticed Apple looking very gorgeous...

Utzo! You flatter me!

-Lucky

As I am not the richest person in the world I can tell you that I would have to scan and edit and all that bothersome trouble - and it would come out grainy. I've been considering scanning this one then posting it on my site but for some reason whenever I try using a picture from my site it simply has a small, red X. Example (this is from my site):



If anyone can see this it is a miracle. Anyway this was a penguin I edited to make an Avatar but it never worked

Anyway Saladbar, PastaPunk, AppleOnYa and Uztopoke...great seeing you in the flesh! I hope to show you me soon...

-Penguin

Let me be the first to say,then,that I think your red x's are wonderful looking.

the problem with the image is that although it has the jpg extension it really isn't a jpg. i was able to download it and view it as a regular file, but not open it as a jpg with a browser. cute penguin with a bowtie the yellow hat?

when you scan be sure to save it as a jpg or gif (or png but some people with older stuff can't see it).

Tell ya what Saladbar.

Firstly I'm inexperienced so I have no idea what you're talking about, but I believe you

Secondly I think I'll scan and edit a pic of me and send it to JGeoff.

There ya go

-Penguin

Oh yeah the weird thing is, Saladbar, that I can see them sometimes and sometimes not. hmmm...

Thank-you for the compliment M4M.

-Penguin

P.S: edited extra for you:

- Uztopoke
- AppleOnYa
- Saladbar
-PastaPunk

There ya go! 3 members faces revealed, even if Uzi's is not the clearest in the world...come on...whose next? This is interesting, Uzi, you've started a trend alright...

It's geocities fault, Anton. They don't allow remote linking (Posting pictures on sites that aren't geocities). It really bites, but I guess you get what you pay for.

You're right. Nothing.

-Penguin

Trust me, on the whole you are not missing much. So we can get together and bag the shit out of Ricky Martin - Sounds like a treat!

Then again I guess I am just diving into a shell and only concentrating on anything released 10+ years ago. I need to open my eyes.

CAPACINO wanted me to share this picture of her with you!



Cap - if you hit "Reply With Quote" to this, you'll see how the IMG tags work to embed a pic...

That could be true, but also, I think Geocities and many other free web hosts don't allow linking to images on their servers... I've noticed that before...

Jeez!

Thanks JGeoff...I think
A bit big but there you go.
See Uzi, what you spawned?...Not literally of course.
No matter what you say, I could NEVER be your mother!
Mother Nature didn't visit me that early.
I do however have a good 10 years and in 3 weeks possibly 11 years on you (yeah Scorpios)
So you could be my sugarpup.
CAP

Not only do we have the best BB board around but, we have the best looking women on the web....

Someone call Hugh and see if he would like to do a spread in playboy called ..."GIRLS OF THE GANGSTER BOARD"

Maybe we will have to charge some bigger bucks to get in here with all this eye candy floating around! Now we can make a few dollars

Great Photo- CAP!

yup, but i peeked at the code and put a fresh past on my browser address and the browser said "hey, this isn't a standard format dude" (so to speak). which of course peeked my curiousity more so i downloaded it, and Photoshop concurred. what can i say? i am curious and do this for a living.

You are beautiful Cap! Even more beautiful than your new avatar.

I played around with a picture last night and tried to post it but unfortunately (or fortunately for the masses) couldn't get it to paste in here. I even had help from someone smaaartah than me! I guess my humpback is just not meant to be seen.

I'm thinking we are the same age or close. Cheers to you, girlfriend! You blonde beauty!

wow CAP. you're blonde and gorgeous.

i'm glad a posted early. i wouldn't have the nerve now after all this.

Yeah, I just tried it myself. It's actually a bmp with a jpg extension! Photoshop opened it up fine, and I saved it as a gif. So finally, we can all see it!



Anton - if you want to use this as an avatar, just enter this address in the Custom Avatar URL box:

http://www.thegodfathertrilogy.net/ubb/Avatars/Custom/AntonThePenguin.gif

Awww gosh guys, you're so kind

That is why we have the damn nicest bb on the web! Kudos to our Don for that.
Enough kissing up JGeoff for all my harrassing?

Saladbar you are nuts, you are indeed a brunette beauty as are all the other brunettes around here.

Now dammit Dolce I don't want to hear this crap from you ...Get your damn ass to Kinko's and have them burn it to a disc, email to the great one, and he'll do the rest! NO ONE could be more illiterate than me on the computer, and I enlisted help. I had to strike while the iron was hot, or I would have lost my nerve.

Thank you all my good buds for the compliments, nothing like a little flattery to chase any blues!

Lastly, we want to see the guys.
Dammit Cam, Snake, Injektilo, Turi, Let's go...Let's see some faces.
CAP

Here, now this should make you happy... we are not afraid ....that is if it comes out!

it is a link Cam, but i can see it fine once clicked. you are way to nice looking to work in a funeral. i believe you must even cheer up the grieved.

To post an image on the board:

1) Copy (highlight/Control-C) the image URL
2) Click the "IMAGE" box (not the "URL" box)
3) Paste (Control-V) the URL into the box

Dassit

JG

Hurray!

See there now? Two of us out of the closet! in one day.

You are a very handsome fella. Your wife is very lucky to have someone like you, who is also poetic to boot! What you wrote before in the other thread was lovely. True romance how wonderful.
Now if I could only be so lucky one day....
CAP

Help..you are talking to a Funeral Director, not a computer geek... The body i know, the computer I play with... maybe you could just post it for me like you did Caps...

Yeah!

C'mon Oh Great One (psst Cam, you have to ply him with flattery)

Help out the funeral director, see you're so much better at this then us mere mortals! okay well for the exception of Saladbar's outstanding skills as well, If I couldn't have gotten you so quickly I probably would have soliticed her help!
CAP

Thanks Don Geoff...I was trying, But, hey sometimes it takes an old dog longer to learn those new tricks....

Now If I can put my picture up..so can each one of you..... Lets go folks, time is a wasting!

WOW CAPACINO! Whatta babe! Cam, I never belived you when you said you look like Bossenera.... you have a better tie, though

Come on the rest of ya boys and girls!

This is a great topic I'll try to find some of my pictures and post them. There is alot of beautiful girls here. PastaPunk your hot!

I kept posting that if you changed a few things on my advatar you would have me, so it should be no shock to anyone. Undertakers all seem to look alike after so many years Now you know two fold why I took that one.

What I lack in looks I try to make up in other ways.....

Don P... I am glad you said that about PastaPunk and not me!

This is just splendid.

Capacino, at a mere 11 years my elder, you are dangerously inside swinging distance on the age-sex continuum. I'd lay down with you anytime.

CamDon, I can't believe you look like that. No, not bad, sir. But of all the people who post here, I was expecting you to look EXACTLY like your avatar, and now I am crushed. Grow a mustache. Yeah, I guess I'd lay down with you, too.

By the way, Cam, you are in the funeral business? I, too was in the death business...a grave digger. I loved it.

Pasta: Thanks! For a young fox such as yourself to say that about someone as "seasoned" as myself...I'll take it!

Uzi: You frighten me.

You really, really, frighten me.

Really.

*sigh*

Okay, that was compliment? So you're saying you'd lay down with Cam too? Hmmm Salad, I think we have rethink the compliments...what do you say? Gee Uz, I'm flattered being you'd also lay down with Cam.
Cam may have passed out at this point.

So, get our buddy Dolce to comply with a photo okay? She's ignoring my pleas

In closing,
You frighten me.
CAP

yup! *rethunked*

Poke, you swing both ways?
[Seinfield gesture]
Not that there is anything wrong with that
[/Seinfield gesture]

Cam, it's OK, wake up. we know you're pure het!

He pokes asses. He's never stated a gender preference. Equal opportunity ass poker.

Aha....Well the gate to that dirt road is closed.
CAP

WAY TO GO CAMILLUS!!!!

Love that photo...I can't believe I argued about Titanic with someone so cuddly looking. Well, that's in the past right??

Look forward to kicking some more butt w/ you in the future. Get any pain-in-the-ass bystander newbies with a chip on their shoulders out of the way...

Best,
Apple

Apple Congrats on the Second Star! I have always enjoyed your posts!

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Grazie, DonP !!!

I had noticed I was getting closer to the big number but didn't realize when I finally hit 2000.

Guess I have more fun writing the posts than counting them!!!


Apple

Me to Apple I really dont pay no mind to the post count. But I did find out something new I went to the faq page and I seen a new rank. If you get 5000 posts your a boss.

just got home....see what happens when you post a few pictures....we should have done this months ago...

It is almost like a high school reunion. This is so great...who is going to be next? Lets go, it really doesn't hurt...(and I'm not talking about UZI poking me! )

Don't worry Uzi....Your shock value only adds to the boards....
By the way I guess you really can't see it because it is blonde, but I do sport a mustache.

Awww Jeez Cam,

What'd ya have to go and tell him that for??

Now he'll want to poke you for sure!

Better you than me.

Back in hiding
CAP

what no car...I heard there was a car to go with that fifth star...

Holy Shiezenhower. Camillus if only you lost the very warm smile you could pass as a proper mafia Don no problem. That should be the competition not just what people look like. Gangster BB, who looks the most Gangster - makes sense. JG will give a £10k prize to the winner.

I got no problem putting my picture up but don't I need it on a website (obvisouly not geocities from what i've learned) to be linked to? I know I can try JG but I imagine him not being too happy with 8 million people sending pictures to him. I doubt he would complain about the women though.

I guess I'll be the next brave one to step up to the plate!

Okay, let's get some things pointed out over he'a! I am 16 years old, but this pic was taken when I was ABOUT 14. Meaning, AROUND 2-3 years ago. Some people may be asking "then why is there a PS2 in the background?" Simple. PS2 came out in the year 2000, which was when this pic was taken! Simple enough, eh? And, you can barely see my face, which really sucks. Basically, I still look ABOUT the same, but a bit older. And, basially, this is a BAD pic... It was taken about 2-3 years ago, you can barely see my face at all, and I think I look fat... But, here it goes!



Comments, anyone?

Oh, and the "big nose" kid in the background is my cousin, Richard, and the lady is his step-mother, Elaine.

WOW! *wiggles eyebrows* Hi there, Anthony. Nice hair! How precious! *pinches his cheeks* Lovely, Tony, very nice.

LMAO!

Thanks, PP! I feel appreciated! Pacino Princess said the same thing when I showed her it in IM... With the cheeks thing.

Dracula style.

Very nice.

Dude you dont look fat! I thought you would look alot like Clemenza Im still tryin to find one of me but all I got is like high school pictures.

Dracula?

Thanks for the compliment, Palentino!

M4M when are we going to see your picture?

Anthony Lombardi, very nice picture and I don't think you look fat either. I can see the "Sicilian" in you!!

Cam, just as I thought, I very nice distinguished looking gentleman.

Cap, Saladbar, Pasta Punk, Apple, I think the guys on this board should start a thread on you! Well, on second thought, maybe not, we know how "bad" this gang can be!!!

Great Pictures

TIS

you are sooo cute! i feel like making you a cup of warm soup or something.

Wow... Lots'a positive remarks! I wasn't prepared! Maybe I should have had a speech ready!

Thanks, TIS... Thanks, SaladBar!

Great Picture....

Now who is going to make it Number 4 for the night...Come on now, don't be shy...

After all this we now know why this thread is called "Mama Corleone is Dead"...

She was shocked when she looked at all these photos.

many posts in one day...popular thread I would say....and no fighting at all

There is hardly no fighting at all Cam Thats what makes this a great board. I mean I try havng conversations at the ESPN board and all they ever wanna do is fight and argue.

... Cam if i ever met you i'd want a hug you remind me of a guy who went to my Tai Chi Classes.

Guineapig.

Yeah! Cam, you look like a huggable guy! Really! Like a teddy bear! GIMME A HUG! *approaches Cam*

I'd give you my nickname at the ESPN board but then you would probably recognize me as one of your foes. Ever have a die-hard Niner fan rip you about your Lions? Hmmmm, that mighta been me!

Tony - Wish my skin was as clear as yours at 14!

Dolce I hardly ever go to the Lions board(I wonder Why) Im sometimes at the Pistons board and most of the time Im at the Red Wings board.

SaladBar and Capacino, please do not be frightened. I shall not, I repeat, shall not, lay down with nor coerce CamDon into anal sex. My door swings ONE way, swinging with gusto in one direction, in fact.

But I still appreciate homoeroticism. I appreciate anything beyond the banal.

And plus, it is too late to retract your compliments regarding my looks. I have absorbed and enjoyed them, and I will not give them back. You will have to settle for believing a madman is handsome.

Anthony Lombardi...don't worry about how old or young or fat you look. Because guess what? Nearly all of us get fat, and EVERYONE (barring premature death) gets old. I say, enjoy being 16 while it lasts, because once you hit 18, life flies by fast fast fast.

Uzi,

Oh, all right, since you're being so polite this morning, you must've taken your lithium like the good doctor prescribed

Yes, keep the compliment it's yours for you are handsome, albeit a madman. Ted Bundy was handsome too, so.....

CAP

Great, what happened to taking one for the team? How soon we change......

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Anthony Lombardi...don't worry about how old or young or fat you look. Because guess what? Nearly all of us get fat, and EVERYONE (barring premature death) gets old. I say, enjoy being 16 while it lasts, because once you hit 18, life flies by fast fast fast.

We all get fat? Yeah, try tell Dolce that.

phew....now I can relax... Hugs are one thing, but someone poking my rear is a whole other thing.

In fact you are right...I get many hugs from all kinds of folks. People feel that they just want to say thank you for all that we do for them and hugs seem to be high up on the list.

I couldn't bring myself to read all 5 pages of this topic but I have to ask how did it get from a Title like "Mama Corleone is dead" to sex to Ted Bundy?

Capacino, my lovely, I do not take lithium. I take paroxetine for panic attacks. My mind races far too fast for optimum mental health, but rather than stumbling into a catatonic, mumbling mess, I just panic. Plain-vanilla "Holy Shit, I can't believe my mind is doing this" panic. "Holy Cow! Is THAT what I'M thinking?!?!" You get the picture.

And I am always polite.

Scarlett, much can happen within 150 posts. "Mama Corleone Is Dead" is my reference to the retirement of Mama Corleone as my avatar, replaced with my genuine face.

You are sooo right, I dont want to hear that crap. I have yet to ever be fat; I refuse to do it now or ever.

So Inj, you would take one for the team? Remind me again who's playing?

Poke, i wasn't retracting on my comment that you were handsome, rather retracting my being flattered that i wasn't a 2 bagger by someone who would lay down with everything and anything in the Sears Roebuck catalog.

in actuality, in my experience, i have found that men like you are actually the harmless ones. the ones that don't give you fair warning of their eccentricities are the ones to worry about.

i do have to compliment myself that i haven't reached the FAT stage, very much on the contrary (could use some FAT in some places ) . when does that happen? i'm a complusive runner but i'm sure one day the metabolism will lock up.

still waiting for M4M photo.

I never said I would take one for the team, but now you mention it, if the stakes were high enough.....

read thru the five pages..I think it would worth your wild...

You will be waiting, the nursing home doesn't allow flash photography.

Oh Salad,

That was Great!!! Does kind of make you think he'd find too many uses for the toys in the "specialty farm tools rural edition" huh?

I'm with my friend Dolce,
no reason to ever let yourself get fat. There are only excuses. Everyone has to WORK at it after a certain point, it doesn't come as easily or naturally as it did when you're 19 true. It's worth it though, I like the high from working out. Life is a succession of trade-offs.

Don't worry we love you, you demented lovable you.

Don't get too excited.

Hey, you did a great thing getting us either out or thinking about coming out with photos, wouldn't it be nice for The Don to create a seperate photo area, for "members only". That way pics could be added with screen name references?

CAP

He's gonna FLASH for us???

That makes sense I guess, but I have to say that I wonder what a Psychiatrist would say about the pathology behind a really cute guy (at least from what I can tell from the New You avatar you are) who uses a picture of Mama Corleone as hs OLD avatar?

Cap, I was thinking the same thing! JGeoff is gonna have to make up a photo album to put all these gorgeous pics in a seperate place. What happens a year from now with new members coming in and UzPoke will have to ruffle everyone's feathers awake all over again.

And quite frankly, he exhausts me.

Running is something you, CAP and I all have in common. That and we are all around the same age. Just think, if I were a natural red-head instead of a sun-bleached one, we could be the new and improved Charlie's Angels!

that's great! sometimes i get some flak for taking my body so seriously. but, hey, it is the only one i got. besides, pounding the pavement or lifting a weight gets to aggressions out.

i'll always be the dark-haired one.

Ive never had the problem of geting fat I have always been thin. When I was in high school I was always way to small to play anything. I tried so hard to gain 20 pounds to make the hockey team and it never happened. Im the type of person that can sit there and eat all day long and not gain one pound. Im 21 and Im not even 180lbs

Hey Anthony...I've only just seen your picture now.....how cuuuuuuuute are you??? Although you also look kinda slick with the gelled hair and all.
Thats just cheered me up after a frustrating day.....I bought a box set of De Niro films which I primarily bought for HEAT and when I got home they'd put the wrong video in the box...after they'd kept me waiting in line for 10 minutes while they went to get the videos from the back....I mean what kind of simpletons are working in supermarkets these days...they cant even match up a video to its proper case....instead of Heat they gave me "King of Comedy"!
I bought the Godfather novel though for the reasonable price of 3.80 Euro (roughly the same in $ i think and about £1-£2 cheaper in sterling).

He's gonna FLASH for us??? [/QUOTE]

Dont be surprised if in a near picture,you see a dried,shriveled up snake.

Oh yay. I'm holding my breath.

Just email it to me (as an attachment) and I'll give you the URL... just be sure you tell me who you are

JG

Sounds like we are going to have another brave person posting a picture soon...stay tuned folks.

Thanks FH! Thanks GodDaughter! Too many compliments? Hmmm... NAW!

GodDaughter... What'a coincidence(sp?)! I also just got The Godfather novel today!

Wow - this is one of my all time favourite threads - seeing the true faces of my fellow posters.

I'm still trying to find a good photo of me but I'll e-mail one off to Geoff as soon as I do

M4M, Dolce, come on I wanna see a pic of you...not to mention everyone else!

Uzi when you talk about starting trends you really have no idea what you've started...

-Penguin

I guess I should join in ... reluctantly ...

Don't make fun of me, please

I don't have those big black plastic glasses anymore, k? Nor the pigtail

I still do have the bad nose, though, sorry

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nice shot bro! you look like a Gangster!

GoodFella

Hey Anthony ...how far along in the novel are you...Im still on chapter 1....its so long!

J Geoff! You remind me of Stephen King... Not really a resemblence, but for some reason you do. But, that ain't a bad thing... He's my favorite author after Mario Puzo!

Thanks, bro! You sound like Henry's mom! Ey, bro... When'a we gonna see you, eh!?

Ello, GodDaughter. I'm only on page 40, still chapter one. I got the book around 6 in the evening, and didn't start reading until about 9:30... While I was reading, my friend was calling, so I had to say to her "Ey, fuck off for a bit... Tryin'a read some good literature over hea!" So, I only read about thirty pages... On the part right after Vito finishes speaking to Bonasera. Yes... It's a VERY long book! BUT AWESOME! Keep me updated on where ya are.

And, Oggie... I wanna see your mug soon!

Don Geoff...you look just like I thought you would....

Come on folks, time to put up or shut up... No excuses..Don Geoff said he would help all that need it so don't use that...

No asking for others pictures if you haven't done one yourself!

kewl JGeoff. you look like all my friends . when was the pic taken? you remind me a little of elvis costello in those glasses. i love elvis costello.

I thought Stephen King as well, only a "good looking" Stephen King!!! It's true and yet it never hurts to brown nose the Don.

TIS

Wow you do look like King a little bit. Speaking of King I heard he was retireing. If thats true It sucks big time.

hymm...you got a point there TIS.

JGeoff, did i mention i thought you were the handsomest guy on this board? do you work out? looks like it...

i'll show you soon bro!

GoodFella

How did I miss this thread?!? Guess the topic name threw me off! Man! We sure have some fine-lookin' ladies on this BB! <wipes drool from chest> And C.D., I was ready to swear in court that you looked like Bonasera, dude! And no one else looks anything like I pictured 'em either...
y'all look better!
Guess you're all stuck with Kurt Russell from me, though, for the time being...unless someone wants to buy me a digital camera and a scanner?!? Probably just as well you don't see my pic...but if you're REALLY curious, they probably still have an old one up at the Post Office.

I also, do not have a scanner or digital. I hate the very few pictures I have taken as well. Besides, with all the wonderful looking ladies, I'm afraid I'd be put to shame!!!!

Ok, I am off to the post office now!!!!!

TIS

Oh no! Not again!!

No Snake,

OMG! No didn't even think that. Just a joke Snake, honest! Boy, I'm sorry I said something!!!

TIS

Cut the bull folks, get a picture, any picture and either take it to a store and get it done or put it in the mail with your name and screen name to Don Geoff...

Other places, Take it to work or ask someone at work who may be able to do it. Go to a business who will most likely do it for free as long as you don't ask them to do a hundred phots.

Ask you Mother to help you if you need it...
M4M bribe your nurse or steal you picture from the nurses med cart...

Come on ladies we know you have photos...get them our and get going...we are having so much fun here. we could always post one that looks like Rosanne Barr...Naked!

Snake don't be shy or we will have to get the women after you...one eye or not.

If we don't get a photo we will post that naked fat guy under your name...

come on folks no excuses!

Or if worse comes to worse, send JGeoff your photo ID.

Nnnniiiiiiice, JGeoff... very nice... *wiggles eyebrows*

*pouts* HOW SOON!?

Palentino... Yes, Stephen King is finished. He's doing couple more books, and he's done.

GuineaPig! HURRY! I wanna see my paisano!

Hey JGeoff...I dont know what Stephen King looks like but you look a lot like my cousin.

Anthony...I bought the novel at aroung 7 in the evening but I went to the Rocky Horror Picture show and didnt get home till after 2am. I was up till around 3 reading up as far as page 45 I think....Im currently on chapter 4.

That sucks Stephen King is one of my favorite authors. I got every single book he ever wrote.

Yes, say it isn't so. I love Stephen King. I wonder if his accident a couple years ago affected his writing? Didn't he get hit by a truck or something??

TIS

Four?! Four?! You've out-done me, paisan! I'm still on chapter one! My grandmother made a great roast dinner, so I spent the day up there with only about 10 minutes to read in which I got to page 50!

Yeah, Palentino and TIS... It sucks big time! He's one'a my favorites.

my son says Don Geoff looks like the guy from "Where is Waldo" without his red and white hat...is that good or bad?

Maybe Waldo should be my new avatar, since the Yanks blew it!

my son is rolling ...he was saying that is was a good thing tho.....

Yeah, how can it not be a good thing looking like Waldo?

Waldo is awesome I used to spend hours trying to find the little fucker

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I dunno...you think? How about this one? :



Anyway there is a slight resemblance...

Wow - King's retiring? That's a bummer - he did some damn fine books...

-Penguin

i just don't see the resemblance!

yeah, really... I look more like Waldo for chrissakes!

I think it's a toss up between Waldo and Elvis Costello..



Whaddaya think?

Yeah, I remember those. As for King, I read an article in Entertainment Weekly that says King's done thiskind of thing before and most people (incuding several close to him) truly believe he's either just relaxin a bit or he's just throwing crap around. It ain't over 'till it's over. As for The Don, except for the long hair, he's a lot how I'd pictured him.

The resemblance is uncanny

I was the first to say he looks like Stephen King... And if I say King, he looks like King God damn it!!!

Well holy shit you do look like Costello a little bit

i was the first to say elvis costello and dammit that has to be so. respect your elders!

All right - time for more people's pics!!

Speaking of Geoff's picture, did anyone else notice the picture of Michael in the background? Quite fitting, I'd say.

Seven pages...must be a record. I left work Friday thinking that this topic would die, but instead I discover a pic of my ultimate comrade, JGeoff.

JGeoff doesn't look like Stephen King or Waldo or Elvis Costello...he looks like your average computer geek. I jest, clearly. You DO look like Waldo...more specifically, Waldo after he was "found," hooked up with a girl who gave him the best (only) sex of his life and dumped him, started drinking, then smoking crank, then on skid row.

sharp eye Neri. cool picture of Michael as background anyway. . .

GoodFella

Yes good eye I didn't even see it till ya pointed it out.

You know way too much about me, Uzi!

If you dont mind me sayin Dolce you are very very Hot

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LDV, i'm sending you my hospital bill. Your the cause of this. I went into some sort of heart seizure they say. I showed them your pic and they recommend I don't look at it anymore, or else the new pacemaker will stop functioning.

.....wow...

AHA!!

I just KNEW someone as beautiful on the inside HAD to have an outside to match, and yours surpasses.

You look WONDERFUL!!!

A thousand male hearts are breaking all over this board.

CAP

LDV, you are FAR better looking that Phoebe in a red bikini. Phoebe should be proud!

Now I know how Billy felt when he was visited in Turkish prison by his girfriend

....annnnnd

this should now make anyone using or thinking of using the Phoebe avatar, to just hang it up!

There is only one Phoebe on these boards

Can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.

CAP

Ya got that right Saladbar

Rock and roll, Vita.

But my tits are still better.

I know Itook a second look, and a third and I may go back for another...

My lord we do have a great looking bunch on this board....I love a trim fit women....how old did you say you were dolce?

Cam, La Dolce Vita just turned 17. No...that's SaladBar. Wait. Yes. No, Vita just celebrated her 56th birthday. That's it...she's 56. Capacino is 17, SaladBar is 17, I am 17, and Dolce is 66. Not 56. And she looks good for her age, yes.

Her secret is identical to the space-travel age-suspension chamber used in that "Twilight Zone" episode where that guy meets that girl and they fall in love but he must leave for 50 years on the ship but he takes himself off the age-suspension machine and ages 50 years just lonely as hell flying through space and when he gets back he hopes to meet the girl he left behind and as it turns out she went into a similar age-suspension machine to stay young (like he would have) but when he gets home he is old and she is young and he tells her to go away because he is an old man. Punctuation omitted out of necessity.

she puts another shot glass up for ever man she shoots down!

Meto

sorry to say this, but that sound you hear is not hearts a breaking,...but wood is a making!

Shotglasses ?? I haven't gotten off the dress

I will say that so far from all the female posters that were brave enough to share their pictures, everyone is quite lovely.

The 'fellows' on the other hand ....

HOLY MOLY!! "Dolce" is right! You're a babe, LDV!

No kidding! We're not worthy!!

JG

I think I may leave Elvira for LDV!

Oh...my...GOD!!!!!!!! I really am in love!!!

who was the jerk or jealous lady that mailed me and said that she was hiding a large getto booty....

Let me tell you right now that that is rude and uncalled for....Didn't your mother ever tell you if you didn't have anything nice to say to keep it to yourself!

maybe your mother should get you some education and a pair of glasses!

see this is one picture we don't care how many times you carry down after each time you post.

there was a Powerpuff Girls episode like that. really.

Bust 'em out and prove it!!

Thanks guys and gals for the kind words, it is just too embarrassing though, seeing my picture all over the place.

Cam - don't listen to Uzi - I won't be 66 for some time. I am 37 now.

GP- I guess I am a little tanned from summer but naturally olive.

As for the booty - I am proud to measure up to the infamous measurements of 36-24-35 - almost a "brick house" huh? For those few in real life who have had a gander at the booty I guess they could defend me. If I sent the "other" pics I have of the bottom half, I fear I could get banned from the board for indecent exposure.....

...Wow... I'm speechless...

Beautiful picture LDV! You should use that as your avator!!

This thread will now run another 10 pages at least hu?? It's bound to break some kind of record!

TIS

AMEN!

Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
i thought Poke said his fell off? you mean you were just kidding about that? or it is the new surgically repaired ones you are talking about? i'm really confused!

hey LDV i envy your top number (but oh well *sigh* at least it my number makes my running easier )

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What's a top number? Sorry, i just don't know..

Now we do have to keep that away from kids and schools...but for us older adults over 35.... e-mail is great...I await your photo with a warm heart and open eye

Yeah right your 37 LDV my ass You look every bit of 29

Yeah, LDV! You definately look like you're in your mid to late 20's!

WOW! Look at those shotglasses!
If LDV wasn't in the way, I could have had a better view of those perty babies. Just the thought of drinking apple juice out of those glasses drives me CRAAAAZZY!


Hey LDV! Do you have pics of just only the shotglasses?

Wait just a sec Cam I think over the age of 35 is a little unfair how bout over the age of 21

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<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><strong> hey LDV i envy your top number (but oh well *sigh* at least it my number makes my running easier

I have to say, all of the men on the board are very timid and polite. It's actually inspiring for me. But confusing. Why does no one have the nuts to come right out and say that they want to strip Dolce to bare tits and suck honey off her nipples? Is that "over the top"? If so, why? Why can we not simply express how we feel? I hear "hot" and "gorgeous" and "WOW." That's not good enough. If you want to see Dolce naked, let everyone know. Do you think she wouldn't appreciate that? Be insulted? Ha! Dolce would love it.

But I have seen her naked already, during a town meeting.

However, I believe SaladBar is a knock out, as is Capacino and Pasta Punk, and yes, I want to see them naked, all in the same room, if possible. Because I am a young man and love women absolutely and with vigor. Just naked and smiling and barking my name. So I'm a villain...whatcha gonna do?

NAKED NAKED NAKED

Skin tight.

Rock and roll.

Uzi you are absolutely right!

She is a beautiful but yet seductive woman who has that look in her eyes that tells me there's a fire burning within side of her that's always aching to be fulfilled.

I would love to suck the honey off of her nipples there Uzi, I was more prone to blindfolding her and using strawberry's and whipped cream on her and topping it off with pouring and licking up sweet wine all over her body!

But I must say "All" of the ladies on this board are truly beautiful! I wouldn't kick any of them out of my bed for getting crumbs on the sheets.

NAKED and MOANING is the only way to go!!

Luca, you are, as always, a man next to my own heart.

'Tis the beauty which drives men mad,
and which makes men sane;
for which wars are fought,
for which peace is gained.

'Tis the loveliness for which the gods are appeased,
and by which the goddesses die:
their beauty smitten
by a glint of her eye.

'Tis her radiance which inspires mankind,
lures the poets to dream;
tempts the minstrels to play
and the choirs to sing.

'Tis her spirit that causes the eagle to soar,
breaks the burdensome chain;
makes the dark night to flee,
the cold winter to wane.

'Tis her smile that melts the hardened heart,
dries the tears of the weeping child;
hushes the tumultuous mind
and tames the beast wild.

'Tis her being by which grace is measured,
and love is defined;
by which my life has been touched,
bettered, and refined.

Salute', mademoiselle...abler pens than mine still could not express your loveliness!

How long did it take you to think of that Snake? Im horriable at writing poems. I guess some people just have a nack for stuff like that.

i told you Snake had a way with words. that is so nice!

Oh my!! Please, I am not worthy!

Snake that was beautiful. A blind poet, I love it! You truly have a talent! Thanks for sharing your gift!

I am such a girl. I LOVE poetry!

And I also love sweet wine and strawberries!

Snake, you absolute sissy!

This is my poem to Dolce:
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Uztopoke is brave,
Saying "Tits I do crave,"
While Snake writes so long
And rubs his tiny dong
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There. Poetry gets men kisses on the cheek. Ask Shakespeare. He wound up tossing Ben Johnson's salad and stealing his plays.

I jest, as always. Your poem is lovely. You sissy.

wow..LDV is still going strong...like I always said before..SEX sells....

LDV your husband is a lucky man as they say...I hope you have that wonderful relationship that makes it all worth wild...

UZI...you are a man who goes right to the point! That direct method never works for me...I find the women do alot of the hot stuff because they want to share with me....But Honey does sound good.

If she does like her man doing that...I am sure that she isn't going to pick some guy from this board to go at it with- (dam It)

Can you say..."Jealousy"??? I knew ya' could!! (Kiddin', Uz...Thanx, mang, and one and all....But I actually wanted to PM it anyway...But LDV is worthy of public worship!!)

oh the brave words Poke uses to shock,
but still sits at home with lonely cock
while our man the Poet Snake
all the women he does still take.

sorry, no offense i am sure, i just couldn't resist!

HA - normally I don't agree with Uzi, I often think he needs to increase or decrease his paroxetine but this time he is on the money. Snake, you disappoint me. That was quite a 'sissy' poem. But I do have faith in you that you will once again redeem yourself and this little incident will soon be quickly forgotten.

What a poet

Thanks, ladies...Some dudes forget where their bread n' butter are from....always thinkin' with the wrong head! Like an unemployed teacher....NO CLASS!

Yes, Snake and how some have proved here, they are "klassy with a k" as some say!

It's a good thing LDV has you to champion her honor

Apparantly pants aren't the only thing some of the guys decided to go without today, most forgot their manners too.

Say, when are YOU going to post your pic now?

Your female fans await

Ode To SaladBar:
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SaladBar, why so mean?
You know my words
Are kitchen-clean

I like tits
And I like you

So why you make me feel like poo?
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I have CLASS for only three women...my lady, my mom and my sister. Two of them are, thankfully, out of the sex ring, so I need only devote energies to being a man's man for one woman.

I have no reason to woo anyone else. I am a faithful, stand-up man.

Wow! Snake just poured his heart out and the only thing us guys can say to him is Sissy!

I know I've been in Snake's shoes before when I was in Jr high school.
I remember pouring my heart out to this girl and the only thing my buds could say to me was wussy and other stuff I can't mention here.
But at least on that same day, I was out having fun with the girl while the guys were home alone doing who knows what!?
So all you fellas should back off Romeo and let him do his thing, cause you may never know when it might be you pouring your heart out.

So true.

oh the brave words Poke uses to shock,
but still sits at home with lonely cock
while our man the Poet Snake
all the women he does still take.

sorry, no offense i am sure, i just couldn't resist![/QB][/QUOTE]

Saladbar is that really you talking??? Our sweet little Saladbar?
This conversation is really getting.....



TIS

Poke, poking fun at you is no sin,
just giving a taste of your own medicine.
and sorry to make you feel like poo
but i'm a lady, a sister, and a mom too.

My heart was poured out before.

But thats only because after clogging my heart,I went to the hospital.

SaladBar:
_____
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Never mind this crazy shit
I simply want
To kiss your ****

Was that too harsh?
Is Salad mad?
Your husband's pissed
And I am glad.

Because you are hot
A smoking lass
I'd like to cum
Inside your a.....................
_______

Sometime the depth of my depravity amazes even me.

Salad, you are simply too adorable for me to continue this good-natured, yet despicable, assault. Plus, this is a G-rated board, no?

For a moment there I thought Eminem was the one who posted.

The difference is that Snake ain't in Jr high school anymore. Besides all this crap talk about Snake pouring his heart out, he is not pouring his heart out, he is just being a guy and trying to get himself a little 'yum - yum'. And if that's his way of getting it, more power to him. Snake is one of my favorite posters here, I enjoy reading his posts, but the poem did disappoint me, since it was on the sissy side. But as I mentioned earlier, I have faith that Snake will quickly redeem himself.

Now Saladbar, you and that nasty little poem, now that I liked. You surprised me, I like surprises

Man, I feel kinda bad now. But not really. I could never degrade someone as lovely as SaladBar. However, she DID say my cock was lonely, so perhaps she deserves it. My dong may be small, but lonely it is not.

And how in the world do I go from message like that to the ones I construct in other threads, like "The President's Speech"? I must be out of my mind.

Man!! I am really re-thinking that trip that TIS is trying to organize for all of us to meet!! Too wild!

I innocently posted my pic, now I'm the butt of the jokes
Spewed from the cranium of our friend Poke

Demented humor sans romance,
is the not the way into this girl's pants

Whipped cream, wine and poetry may seem sappy
but a sure guarantee everyone goes home happy

If I had known what pics of cleavage would bring
I'd have posted the bikini one, showing the belly ring

I'm a tease, carefree as you can see
If you don't like it, then HEY, BITE ME!!

come on, isn't this all just fun talk?
don't be so sensitive about your cock.
and Poke, don't feel bad for your rage.
remember that i was once your age.
the only point i wanted you to see
is that pretty words don't make a sissy.

now this bad rhyming must be retired
so i can work now, lest be fired.

SaladBar, I love you. You're the cream in my coffee.

You people crack me up...what wit and humour. Saladbar, your really funny, Uzi is even tho he's a bit crude

FH

Family Honour, you have yet to experience "crude." My poetry to SaladBar was merely tantilizing. A kind of quick-draw, "Penthouse Forum" pornography for my own gratification, Salad's excitement (I hope) and, perhaps, others laughter.

If you want to see me be crude, witness my posts in other threads.

Ya gotta love poetry This is some of the funniest shit Ive read in a while

Uzi...I ws just being kinder with my remarks...tempering them you know, I've seen all you posts, they are usually very entertaining one way or the other

FH

in order to keep this hard earned truce and sentiment,
i will not post in your dubya political thread vent.

Entertaining. Sure. I wish I could do more than slap people's cell phones off their ears to entertain myself.

But seriously, pornographic images entertain me. Naked people entertain me. My dogs entertain me. My dogs are always naked.

Thanks, Vito. Don't let 'em fool ya'...they're all hopeless romantics at heart. It's just they don't have the balls to tell the world how they feel!...d*ckless bunch o'...<mutters to self>...

Wasn't it Ted Bundy who said the porn made him do it?

OK, lets get rid of the Gangsta Board and start the "Mama Corleone is Dead Board".

Dot com of course.

I think this is the only thread I read these days. Love it. Poke, you are insane - I love it!

Anyway, here is my offering. It was taken on the weekend and it is me being a dick. Eating something I think. If I find a normal photo I may post that.

Kudos to those who would defend me,
jeers to those who don't.
Some get more ass than a toliet seat,
but Uz and BDD won't.

Okay, okay...I'm done with my 'sissy' poetry. For some reason, you guys just aren't as inspiring as La Dolce Vita. Perhaps if Kahn were here to immortalize you dudes in sweet poetic rhyme...

Injektilo! My God, man, you are Malcolm McDowell!

Man, there is a good joke there somewhere. Hmmmm. Eating something. Being a dick. Damn, I know it is there somewhere....

Injektilo* my friend! You look fabulous!!! You are stylin' and pro-filin'......!!!

Thanks! And it is about time!

There is not a snowballs chance in hell that I will ever wear a thong

where JGeoff looks like all current friends, injektilo looks like all my college friends. i had hair that short once too.

Oooh la la, Injektilo... *obscene rhyming poem alert*

Ah, some nude photos.
Why do the boys crave them?
Would ya'll post YOUR man-butts?
(Er... after you've shaved them?)
I only get naked
in the bath shower's steam fog,
So I'll keep my buns
away from your hot dogs.

p.s. I loved all your little poems..

Great! my favorite teen has joined in the fun,
for wit and humor Pasta is second to none.
Come on guys, no thongs are needed don't despair,
nut-huggers or banana hangers are appropriate swimwear.

Oh dear virtual friends, i'm sorry to say,
i just can't stop talking this rhyming way.
For what its worth you can blame this abuse,
from me reading all too much Dr. Seuss!

Sorry, LDV. This is the last time I publicly post a poem. Look what it's degenerated into!

Awww, I thought your poem was lovely. *bats eyes and swoons*

Snake your poem was pretty good I know I could never wright something like that. I cant ryme worth a shit and probaly cant spell it either

Ah, you're too sweet, Pasta. If I do so, you're next! I've always had a soft spot for cute Southern belles in Texas!

Snake, you ain't referring to me are you? If so that is cold-blooded, bro. I may not agree with your original 'sissy' poem, although it was to LDV so I can understand the method to your madness. It goes to the age old dilemma whether the end justifies the means.

But now you are writting a poem to me and Uzi and talking about Kahn. I am getting concerned about you, you need to stop this poetry stuff right now.

And what is up with the rest of what I thought were the well behaved ladies on the board. We have one talking about her 'buns' in the shower and another talking about nut huggers swimsuit.

I need to make sure I spend more time around here now, things are certainly getting interesting. I am almost getting tempted for some poetry.

*sigh*, an artist is never appreciated during their time...

Hope you ain't -- as we say in the South -- gettin' riled for real, BDD. It's just jive, dude. Believe me, bro., thin-skin folks don't survive for long around here. I can't count the times Uztopoke has made me cry, but I'm still here!

My response. Bad. LDV gave that pic, on her own own.

Reply, comment, even make think "She made it on her own, whatever.

Good looking girl. Breast don't mean nothing to me.

Stop it. Now and forever. You are the girl, and don't let anyone stop you

What! You cried!
Now I'm starting to believe you really are a sissy.

Just kidding!

No! Say it ain't so!

Man, I just love a man who's verbal.

Well, LDV...

Here ya go...

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Uzi wanted me to post this for him...

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.

But it's not pretty...! I don't trust the guys he hangs out with...

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And to top it off, I don't like his tits at all!!

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(Sorry, Uz'! )

Well ladies there's your guys in swim attire!

Do you still want to see the pics of them wearing thongs!

Good one JGeoff absolutely priceless!

Nice. Real nice. JGeoff, you're a superstar, mang.

Oh, and just because YOU don't like my tits doesn't mean OTHERS won't. Men and women alike appreciate a hirsute, corpulent bosom. Especially on a guy at the bowling alley.

And Injektilo, my main mang, your pic rocks. The hair, mang! And yes, you ARE Alex. Real horrorshow.

Nice rack Uzi!

Alright Luca,

I think I may see a gentleman trying to peek through the facade after all

...Time will tell.

CAP

Bro you are the spitting image of Billy Idol, Injetilo you rock!

I agree, the guy on the right has much better cleavage.

I never thought of that before. I may have to start speaking Nsadat. "Oh it was gorgeousness and georgeosity made flesh." Hmmm?

Great, now what does that mean? Pro-filin'? Gee, are you a rapper?

Gee, how far is Texas?

Compliment? I think not.

I jest!

Turi. Where is this Mohawk photo? Complete the square, my friend.

*Tilo, you are a mentalist plain and simple. No wonder you are banned and kicked out of every cricketing ground in the WORLD.

This thread is messed up. I like it. Very humourous. Who knew we had so many poets here?

I only have pictures on my comp but nowhere online to link to them. I even tried getting someone on the Steelers message board to post my picture somewhere but she hasn't done it yet the bitch. But i'm working on it right now trying to get one sorted on my msn public profile which now I can see hasn't been updated for 8 million years. Give me chance mang.....

Turi, show them all the mohawk picture, mang. Quit fucking around.

Snake...LDV husband just called and wants to sit down and have a little talk with you...something about pistols at ten paces?

I haven't streaked at Lords yet. Can I stay at your place whilst I enact this dream?

Email me your pic, I will give you a link for it, if you wish.

injektilo@optusnet.com.au

Shit, i've been told now....

Cheers son, i'll send it in a sec.

Or better yet, Turi - send it to me and I'll put it on this server w/ the rest -- injek's web host is apparently down anyway...

JG

Excellent idea. I am unsure about my host. I can view the pics on my web site, yet the linking is not happening today. It is the second largest host in Aus, and I do pay for it. I will have to investigate.

C'MON...

The suspense is KILLING us......

Poke: You finally cracked, man. Showed us what you are really made of.

God help us.

I, for one, have the shakes now and it is gonna be a real long day.

Thanks pal.....

Postscript: Waldo is cool!

Don't worry Dolce,

Got'cha covered.

I will send you intravenously top-shelf tequila okay? (you'll have to supply your own "rocks")

CAP

I would never have been able to this without JG's help. Thanks man, you're a star, you certainly look after the lost sheep.

Mohawk taking about a year and half ago I am very happy in that picture despite appearances. Because of the light it's actually not to easy to see unfortunately. The other is a tiny passport sized picture which my local gym refused to put on my membership card. Yes I love myself. I love being me.





Happy now?

Ya look pretty pissed off in the second picture

You're a pretty good looking dude!

for a young fella

This oughta set Pasta in a tailspin.

Like the first one pic myself, I like the mussed up hair. You got a casual thing going on there. Very good, much better than your avatar!
CAP

Naw, no worries. My husband COINED the phrase "Take my wife..... PLEASE!"

Turi, the tiny one is a recent pic? You look alot healthier than I imagined.

Cap and I agree. Nice. Young - but very, very nice. After seeing Poke in that get-up, THANK YOU!!

Pictures are always great!

I like the happy one myself...Pissed off doesn't do you rigth..But I know how we get when we don't want our picture taken....

another great person coming out on the board...who is next?

this is the best thread in months....long without being a game....just goes to show, post something good and that we all can get into and bam ...it flies

thanks JGeoff. i haven't had breakfast yet. looks like i'm not going to have lunch either.

so that wasn't an umpire shield under the shirt huh Apple.

at the risk of sounding ungrateful...can i retract my comment about posting banana hanger swimwear? not that i dislike a rubenesque body ...

In a mohawk pic, pissed is the ONLY way to be. You're very handsome, Turi.

See, this topic would have been filled with great looking fellas if our Don stopped himself from showing us Uzi's hairy breasts. JGeoff, I find the midget especially frightening. *cries*

Turi you are so cool. your passport photo should be on those "I want YOU" Army recruit posters.

a mad mohawk pic is the only way to go. it is difficult to carry a smile and a mohawk and stay cool. really people!

Tell me it wouldn't be spectacular, in a slightly inane way, if we could get together for a group shot to place on this site's front page, or an amalgam/collage of the headshots that are available. That would be a first in Bulletin Board history, undoubtedly. I like making history.

ok see if the DOn gets my pic , i never read the thread and it took me an hour to read all the posts , to tell you what i was shocked to see what eveyone looked like........

Come on some of you folks...we are waiting to see some more pictures....Don't let us down!

Thanks for the kind words ladies. But you're not getting into my underwear that way, i'm not easy.

LDV - Healthier than you imagined - that must be a good thing?

Well Thank God Turi!!

We don't need two "Oozies" around here

Good to know YOU won't lie down with anything/everything in the Sears Catalog (I love that Salad, but I love your wit in general, you, Dolce, and I could do some serious damage if we ever got together)

You'd just lie with anything in the Victoria's Secret catalog! Keep your good sense of decorum.

Like you WEAR underwear, Turi.....

Yeah, not the sloppy, mangled imp I imagined. You wear it well my friend.

Sloppy, mangled imp. I aint ever been called that before. I take pride on my appearance - most days, well, when i'm going out. And underwear wearing is not always essential but well needed in certain situations...if however I was to wear a kilt....

... pay them a little compliment and they assume you want to cavort in their shorts.

it is good to be picky Turi.

Then I'd be your girlfriend. Kilts on cute boys are SO hot!

i'll buy that!

thanks Don you the man''''''
well here i am



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NICE GUN!!!

Oh... The pic isn't too bad, either.

Nice pic, paisan!

What kind of Gun is that? it looked like a Glock of some sort.

i call it " MY LITTLE FRIEND"lol jk no it is a p-89

I just recently bought a snub nose 38 special. Its a nice gun I like the 45 acp alot better.

so is like everybody on this board real gangsters or something? purchasing guns with numbers as names and all...

How does this board get to be so nice, how come people who make a strange comment or something are treated so nicely with all these realtime gangsters around?

nice gun tho, scarface_denver. love the couch too!

No I aint no Gangster I just like guns and hunting and all that shit. I have a CCW permit(Carrring Concealed Weapon) I shoot targets, Deer, Mose, Elk and Ive shot a bear before. I Dont shoot people

hhhmmmm, ive only hunted afew times.I think everyone should pack,i am hping to get my CCW when i get back to illinois,ill be leaving cali tonight to go back to Denver then Illinois in a week, so ya all might not here from me for awile...

just seeing if my new avitar is workin.....

well im still in denver, why isnt anyone else postin pics, i was amazed at ou bunch , anyways hope to see more pics

When i was young, ......... just three years ago (with the Les Paul)

Nice pics everyone...to bad i dont have a digital camera.....

Wow...look at Beth...Finally someone else has the guts to come out of the closet.....
why does it not surprise me to see a beer in her hand....

Still a great shot of you Beth.

Don Michael your picture didn't come out on this end?

Come on folks...what are you waiting for! get a picture scaned and or send it in to the Don.

I think it is almost time to send in 2nd and third pictures of people. Anyone have anything new out there?

Hi everyone,

I can't believe I missed this thread. Probably because the topic didn't seem to interest me, but I accidentally clicked on it this morning and found that it's 11 pages long! Anyway, it's great stuff. I hate to brag, but I think I was the one to have my real mug as my avatar, but I'll give Uzi the props for starting the thread. By the way, Uzi, you look like one of my best friends from college.

Same here, I clicked on it this morning just to see what was going on since I hadn't seen it in a while, and I'm surprised that it's 11 pages!

Excellent Beth, good to see a face against the name. Much much better than picturing Sonny as you. You look great mate.

Don Michel I get a red X for your picture. It's unviewable.

Camillus, i'm with you for 2nd photos but not if they're boring - got to be funny and the type that'd lose your job if your boss saw it. John Leslie and Angus Deaton need not apply.

Excuses for this inconvience, i will check it out

Fixed

Here's a more recent picture of Don Corpuzzi:


I'm the one on the left, and the slick guy on the right is my kid brother.

That a guy...another picture and some can't come up with one....

Whoa, Beth E!! Another sexy brunette!! And one who likes to party, too (that is a beer, isn't it?)!! If you're ever in Memphis...

snake, buy a case and leave a trail of bottles up your driveway!

Alright Don Corpuzzi, growing out the facial hair! That a boy!

I'm gonna give this a try! Let's see if it works!

Nope! What do I need to put in when it says "Enter the complete URL for the image you wish to display!?" I have a pic up on my web page & took that URL address, but it didn't come up for some reason. Any thoughts!?

Bethie!!! Pretty girl, you have so many clothes on!!!!!! Or are the skin pics on their way to the Don yet? Great that you are out of the closet and showing everyone those pretty eyes.

So many of us exposed. Anyone else feel naked?

Corpuzzi, very nice photo...thanks for sharing.

I'm naked right now...going out to the hot tub...eat your heart out!

I will show you mine if you show me yours!

I'm trying!

WOWW!!!! Beth you are sexy!!

Another brunette,how sweet I lovvve woman with dark features and drinking a Heineken yet! A woman that loves beer has a place in my heart.

Here is a more recent image of Don Michel, standing in front of his office.

Is that you with the tattoos, Don Michel? Guitars are SO hot. Nice seeing you.

Wow Beth! You look GREAT!

Nice Pic Don Michel!! Next we wanna see you behind the wheel of your new car!!!

TIS

Don Michel - you look pretty tall - what are you, about 6'7" (~2m)? And nice Les Paul - what year is it? Mine's a Pro model from 1977, black like yours.

Yeah, i'm a kind of a tall guy, especially for an Italian, 1,98 m.

My Les Paul is not that special, it's a 1982 Les Paul custom witch Seymour Duncan pick up's (Slash signature serie)

Let's try this again!

No it didn't work. Anyone know yet?

Sorry Beth, I thought you'd been on a cruise Still, free beer is good

FH

Is that the recent occasion that you wanted someone to splash water on your face afterwards?

Irishman I was able to open your picture, which one is you?

The 1 on the far right (this was at my junior prom about 3 years ago!). How come you can see it but I can't??

Oh, very smart! How can I fix it so people won't need to click on the red X?

I right clicked on the red "X" and clicked on "properties" than I copied and pasted it in the "url" box and opened it up.

E-mail it to Don Geoff and have him post it for you.

Man, Luca, you're pretty handy around the computer! Is that what you do, just e-mail pics to the Don? I know someone out here knows how to post a pic & I wanna know too! It's pretty sad that I don't know how to!

You're using a free web host, most of them don't allow linking to images from other sites. I've sent you the url to the pic hosted on this server...

/jg

the suit can't hide the *real* rocker you .
nice pic, so professional and all!

Don't mention my Corneliani suit, that's only for the business. I my little free time i'm a real rocker, more metal and old school punk to be precise.

I'm workin' on it, Beth! I'm trying to figure out how to do it without using any XXX words!

Beth,

Very nice picture!!!! I knew you didn't look like Sonny!!

TIS

beth, i though you said you were going to get a picture in a bikini from that cruise trip. you've disappointed a lot of boys here i'm sure .

As long as it's not used against me in a court of law, babe!

Talk is cheap....give us the goods...

Damn nice pic Beth...

'nother beautiful brunette....WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BLONDES???

I'm confused....I thought Beth had said she was more blonde than brunette.

Ah, maybe in the skin pics, the hair is lighter.

Ah, the girls rule no matter what the hair color!

well arnt we a bunch of good lookin people,i wanna see this Jen chic , she looks like a redhead im a sucker for redheads,lol

<<<<<<<thats me by the way

This is the only reason why i go online sometimes. You guys are hilarious! And good thread, it's good to put a face to a screen name =)

Denver,

Very cool pic, you and Poke could be brothers!

Hey poke, why don't you pose with what you're packin'?

Denver I like that you post wherever you moved to, nothing like honesty

why thank you (friggin fly is buzzin me) i like to move around alot get to meet some really great people out and about, i came back home to spend the holidays with my freinds and familia

Wow Joseph, you're about 18 right? You look older than me. Bet you never had trouble getting served anywhere?

Very nice!

i have to agree, very nice , quite eye pleaseing

Can't be that she is 37. She said that is feeling like 20 but she is looking like 20 aswell

Easy Boys,

Wait to you see the pictures on her Christmas cards. Watch your e-mail box. If you are lucky she may just send you one!

Hmmmmm, i'm looking forward to that. I can't wait till it's Christmas

Ha! Some people talk about things they know nothing about!

Don Michel - I am vacationing for a week at this very moment many miles away from home. But I am shopping for souvenirs for those few "gentlemen" that I know.....

bump

Bump why, DC?

good for you

I just missed the topic and thought maybe some of the newbies would see it and post more pics.

In case you didn't know, being bumped is a good thing, not a bad one!

How do you post a picture on here? Do I have to get one from a web site or can I get one from my hard drive?

Holy shit... This thread is STILL GOING?!

Holy shit indeed Anthony I have a question what does being bumped mean?

When you "bump" a post, that means that you take a post that is buried deep down on the list due to inactivity, and you make a simple post (usually just typing "bump") to bring the post back to the top of the list, therefore "bumping" it to the top of the list.

If you have webspace, you can upload a picture of yourself there and link to it on here. (Ask your ISP or research on the web how to do that)

Or, you can email a picture of yourself to me and I'll put it on this server for you to link to...

JG

Hey Dolce my dear,

Are you happy this topic is still burning strong?

Yeah, me too

Later

the easiest way is to send jGeoff your photo in an email.

BUT if you want to post your *own* photos in your messages you have to do it by "linking" to them .... heeeeeeeeeeeeere's how to do it.

1) goto Yahoo and open your own "Yahoo Group". This is kind of like a little personal homepage with a couple pre-arranged areas like "messages", "Files" and ... "Photos".
(Making it a completely restricted private group, with a restricted membership - where no one else can join - makes it easier to manage ... and private.)

2) upload from your computer the photos you want to post and put them in the "Photos" section of the Yahoo group you've just opened.

3) once a photo is uploaded to the "Photos" section; open that photo to it's largest size by clicking on the thumbnail (the "Photo" section is a thumbnail gallery).

4) once the nice large version of the photo is opened, *right-click* on the photo, and from the little menu that pops-up, select "Properties".

5) using your mouse, highlight the URL (in the normal fashion) that is listed in the "Properties" box that you just popped-up ... note that you may need to pull your highlighting down to get the whole URL because the URL's 'scroll' if they don't fit on just 2 lines ..... once the URL is completely highlighted; then "copy" it (again by *right-clicking* on the URL *while it's still highlighted*; and selecting "copy" from the little menu that pops up.

6) you now have the URL of the photo copied into the memory on your computer (onto the "clipboard" as they say).

7) now, goto our GF BB and open the message you want to stick it in. There is a button on our message-writing screens that says "IMAGE"; use that button to insert the image ...... just paste the URL that you had copied into your computers memory into the "IMAGE" box.

That's it!

I realize this sounds complicated, but it's really very simple once you've done it a couple times.

The reason this works is because there is a yahoo security code at the end of the URL for your photo ... that is ... the URL doesn't end with ".jpg" ... it ends with the security code; this is the code that allows the photo to be accessed (at yahoo) by our bulliten board system.

However; note that this same security code also *prevents* the use of photos linked from yahoo groups from being used as **avatars**.
For whatever reason the avatar-link function doesn't like the security codes.
For an avatar, you need to have a photo whose URL ends in the letters "JPG". That is why photos often have to be sent by email to jGeoff if you want to use them as an avatar.

One final note: occasionally, yahoo mysteriously changes the security codes on some photos (I'm not sure why this happens) and suddenly the photo in your BB message/post isn't showing. When that happens you have to go back to your Yahoo group and recopy the URL again (with its 'new' security code) and re-insert the photo into your post. It doesn't seem to happen that often though.

If anyone has any questions I'd be happy to answer them. I don't get the chance to post as often as I used to, so if I don't respond to a question right away you can send me a "private message" that you've posted, and it will forward a note to my email which I check all the time ... but I'll check back here for a bit in case anyone posts.

Tony

Hope this works -- thanks JG!

OK My friends -- here is the real me so you can put a face to a post. Only pic I could find on my computer at office. I believe it was takedn this past summmer at a seminar I was facilitating as I usually have to dress up at office. Warning-- I am photographically challenged!!!

Nice pic, Partagas! You look like someone I know... But I can't quite put my thumb on it.

Dam, If I didn't know better, I would have sworn that you were my neighbor. WE had to look twice. You don't have a brother Steve do you?

Very nice pic Partagas!!!

And Cam!!!! You're back!!! Nice to see you again. I miss your unique humor! Hope all is well with you.


TIS

Camillus:

No brother named Steve. However, I do have a brother that lives in Utica, NY - that upstate enough for ya?

Some good-lookin dude I suppose!

wow, Utica is a short 40-50 miles. But your double is just across the street!

My brother does get around -- so you never know. Ever heard of the guitarist Joe Bonamassa? My bro does the sound work, etc... for him on tours.

Kurt Russell came to my mind.

Ha -- funny you should say that -- I have heard that often believe it or not. The ladies at the place I get my hair done call me that and sometimes even give me a free haircut! I do tip well though!

Any guesses who this lovely lady is? (If she previously sent you this pic, don't cheat!)

Not sure who she is. However, you are right Saladbar -- she looks very lovely!

Hey -- how come I got three of the same replies on here? I certainly did not do it on purpose -- would not want to be associated with others that post for the sake of posting!

Someone -- please explain!

i agree i missed this one also , lets see somemore pics.........

You may have hit the button several times, no problem though Partagas just go back and delete the posts you don't want.

I for one don't associate you with the juveniles that posts for numbers. You've proven to me that you post with substance and content worthy of reading and replying, you have my respect.

My trusted friend Luca Brasi:

Thanks for the info -- as you can see I went back and deleated the 2 multiple posts.

More importantly, I thank youforyour respect and comments!

This shouldn't be hard guys. One hint: She doesn't look her age.

You?

No such luck. My photo has already been posted on this forum (first or second page).

Than, it must be your mother!

"There seems to be a family resemblance." Manco, For a few dollars more

No, I'm not Italian.

MC, you are at least trying. Everyone else appears to have wimped out on me.

YEAH, SHAME ON YOU, PEOPLE !!!

I've got no idea, it seems unlikely tha it's a relative, or you're married....

Not that I mean to say... never mind.

OK -- Saladbar -- it is not you. I did check your picture out in an earlier thread -- your a cutie also

I will take a wild guess -- T.I.S?

Finally. You win some kind of prize, but that is up to TIS. And MC14 gets an A for effort.

That is a very sweet thing to say about my picture Partagas. Thank you.

This lovely lady is our TIS?? Waaahoooo! You're a lovely lass, TIS! *Gets out his parchment and quill and thinks poetic rhyme...*

Yes TIS ...

You are lovely indeed! I'm so glad to be able to put a name to a face!

wow. finally saw the pic of my good friend TIS! you're as sweet as you talk paisan.

GoodFella

Wow!!! Nice to meet you Partagas ( you do have Kurt Russell's features!) and nice to meet the lovely lady TIS Nice pictures, thanks for sharing

Too bad I can't demand the salary that Kurt can!

Yes, then you would taking a crack at his lady Friend Goldie Hawn (sp) Too!

Nice to see some more faces to go with the posts, Partagas nice to meet you I've enjoyed your interest in cigars as I love them myself.

TIS it's finally nice to see you, you are a lovely woman and I enjoy your presence and posts on the board and in the chatroom.

Gee, thanks everyone for all the kinds words! I am not one who enjoys getting my picture taken, but like Capacino says, it's nice putting a face to a name,I'm feeling comfortable here and that was my motivation. Plus all the younger true lovelies posted theirs first, making way for, shall I say us more "mature" women.

Thanks Tony D, and Anthony Lombardi who tried to help me (to no avail I'm afraid. I just couldn't get it).

Finally, my friend Saladbar graciously agreed to post if for me. Thanks SB

Oh and Snake, whoever said "chilvary was dead" has not met our "dear" Snake!!! Thanks for being so kind!!

TIS

Yes, I was one of the privilaged ones to see this lovely lady ahead of time. Lucky me.

And this is me..... I don't write that much, but I read a lot...

Welcome and nice pic Don Mafiosi! I assume you're in a band?

TIS

Welcome? He was here before you, TIS!

Nice bass... Oh, and the pic's not bad either.

He was? I saw 17 posts and assumed he was new. Sorry Don M!

TIS

Hey guys.....
Thanks for the comments.

I used to play with a band, but I want to go back and play again... That pic is from my company's Christmas party..... We had tons of fun!

He is just a man of few words.....

Just a few

Cool picture -- must have been a hell of an office Christmas party! How bout coming tomy office party to liven it up next year?

ill give it a "BUMP"

we have to give this another bump so the newbies can see the oldsters.....

wow! nice to meet my good friend TIS! a fine lady!

exactly my thoughts Uzi! Cam, i hope you speak like Bonasera at least?

what was JG's avatar before it was Wally? that one of the Yankees sign?

mick

If you has seen my repley before. I do have a mustache but it is blonde so it doesn't show up in the picture as well....

Now get your photos in....

honest Cam, i have a pic ready, but i'm going to try and find a better pic. i'll post it later because i'm off for a while! if our moderators have revealed themselves, so can I!

mick

Hey Cam -- just do what I do to my goatee -- a little "Just for Men" for beards will darkened it up!

Gee another secret comes out...Partagas

How are the old teeth there partner?

I said it when I first saw your picture, Cam. But a review of it rekindles old thoughts. You look like a huggable guy!

Show yourself, Capo!

Bumped this for Omar...so he could find it easier!

Yep - another secret comes out.

I am only 36 -- the teeth are fine.

The hair is all there -- don't think I will ever lose it. It does have some gray in it though. Fortunately, my haur is not real dark -- so the gray sort of blends in - I guess I am going to have the "Distinguished Look".

As far as the goatee -- yep have to color it with "Just for Men" for beards on a wekly basis -- otherwised it would be all gray after about 3 weeks. I try to keep the goatee is a dark brown.

OK -- another funny (or stupid) thing I have done. You brush in the "Just for Men" stuff and let it sit for 4 minutes and then get in the shower and wash out. One time -- I brushed it in and started doing some other things and forgot about it -- I started to jump in the shower about a half hour later and noticed how dark my goatee was. IT WAS AS BLACK AS COULD BE. I had to shower and scrub and scrub and scrub to get it out. I almost decided to shave it off right thne and there but finally was able to take most of the coloring out of it.

Thanks Cam.

So many people

Paulie "Walnuts" Lawrence

That's a nice face. You look so trustworthy.

Now explain all the stuff in the background.

Another mug shot for the feds....

Nice pic, man!

mick

Yes, nice to see you plawrence. Another handsome man out of the closet.

Man, you loooooooooook familiar!

I think he looks like Tom Jones, and you Omar Shariff.

He's got a REAL New York face......hard to describe, but its a certain look.

And where's YOUR pic, Beth???

Ummmm...SC...mine was posted about 4 months ago. It has since been deleted...so....you snooze..you lose...

Damn......stuck with only a mental image.

wow, i'm amazed this thread has been going since september of last year!

The return of the picture posting problem! HH, it doesn't work, at least not for me. Don't worry though, a lot of people have had the same trouble.

mick

Plawrence:

Very, very very happy to finally meet you!!! Remember our bet. I won. But we can go double or nothing next time. You just made it easier for me to come find you

Nice pic.

Is that some famous big wrestler I don't know about or do now on I have to be very very very careful not to get you mad at me.

I AM scared.

Not a famous wrestler, just a big lug. I'm dumb-witted, and could never hurt anyone. So no need to be scared.

I don't understand why this worked for me the second time . Try right clicking on HH's picture (even if its only the little "x") and get the "properties". That'll give you the URL address....."copy" that address, and put it up top in your web browser's address area (ie. where it says "http//www.thegodfathertrilogy blah blah blah") (above)....."enter"......that SHOULD show you his pic.

BTW - HH, cool pic!

You are right, silly me. The biggest lugs I know are the most gentle. Who needs to fight when you can so easily crush a person?

It is those guys with Napoleonic complexes I must worry more about.

SC, fantastic instructions! Bravo, man! Nice pic, HH, good to put a face to a name. You look nothing like a film-buff, but you clearly are!

mick

Here's a re-cap of those pics I've collected of our members over the past few months:

- Anthony Lombardi

- AppleOnYa

- Camillus Don

- Capacino

- Capo de la Cosa Nostra

- Don Corpuzzi

- Don Michel

- Gambino (left)



(Continued in next post)

Hollywood Hagen - the Bruiser, mang, I aint pissing you off.....No way.

Please don't use my mohawk pic SC...

Here we go with the "big dumb guy" stereotypes!

I'm kidding, of course, but I can see what you mean. I don't look to be the film nerd I actually am.

There's other sides to me though, Capo, so watch what you say to me! Muahahahaha!

(continued)

- Geoff

- Injektilo

- La Dolce Vita

- Partagas

- Pasta Punk

- Plawrence

- Saladbar

- SC

(continued in next post

(third, and last group of pics)

- Scarface Denver

- T.I.S.

- Turi Giuliano (minus the mohawk)

- Turnbull

- Uztopoke

Sorry, HH, your pic won't show here.....Also, my apologies if I've left anyone out who has posted their picture.

(This message is for the guys only)

In looking back over the posted pics, we got good lookin' gals on these boards!

something to add to collection of pics for this post... warning: may cause fatal heart attacks due to sheer terror that may be invoked by this post...

here goes:

http://jivemagazine.com/2001/02-16-2001-3yrAnniv-Masquerade-ga/b1/big/20.JPG

(i'm the one on the right)

I'll second that, SC!

Nyah, which one are you?

mick

i'm the one on the right

Silly me, you already said (but was that in your original post? Fine looking lady, Nyah! A lovely addition to the board's many faces. ()But not THAT many, I still wanna see more! )

mick

awwww shucks, thanks *blushes, puts the paper bag back over her head*

i do agree we've got a great group of people on this board and i want to see more as well!

- Nyah (on the right)

I reiterate.....we got good lookin' dames here!

Nyah, I've just had a rather embarrassing thought (for myself). On looking at the large pic of you, I thought the hand on the lady on the left was yours! But, then I realised that you must have the longest arms in the world in order for that hand to be yours. I look stupid in asking this, and forgive me for doing so, but is it your hand?

mick

haha no, that would be my friend's hand, the one standing in the centre...

Your right there SC

Thanks for posting my pic between two hotties LDV on top and Pasta Punk underneith -- can life get any better?

Can you all see my picture now? It's working for me. Sorry to keep talking about myself, but I just can't resist. I mean, I'm a stud!

Well, Stud, I'm sandwiched between the older guys, so there! I don't recall seeing your pic cool SC before. Where was I when this was posted? Now, who in their right mind would ever disobey you.

I really am trying to get a more recent picture, as mine was from 3 years ago. I don't have a scanner... But, yeah. I'm trying.

So more faces are revealed! It's good to see more people are braving(if that's a word) up.

IS THAT REEEALLY Turnbull????OMG! WOW.lol.Im STAR STRUCK! This is soooo exciting!And AWWW, look at Camillus Don, he looks like a sweet, sweet man.
OH! And there's my TIS!!!lol. You guys are beeeeeuuutyyyful!

Excuses, excuses, AL... *I* have a scanner!

Geoff, you look so much like Waldo it's not even funny. Actually, it's quite funny

Sorry!

HH - That's why I started using it, as a joke. It just stayed with me - well, at least until baseball season (maybe)

Now, I'm gonna go hide - try to find me!

plawrence - nice to finally see the "real" you. If our agreement pans out, I'll know who to look for when I come to Jersey for the NBA finals. However, now it looks like it might be YOUR team that might not hold up their end of the bargain rather than mine.

SaladBar: Yeah, "trustworthy", that's me. The stuff in the backround is just office stuff; nothing special

CamillusDon: The Feds have my picture already

Beth E: Awwwww, shucks.

Hey I will take credit for Waldo!

No excuses, Geoff! Really, though. I wouldn't have posted an old one in the first place if I was gonna make excuses.

Are you a Yanks fan? I am. Gotta love Stienbrenner and his disregard for the new "Salary Cap". Muuuaaahhhahahahhahahhahaha.