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Posted By: Red_63

Viva Viagra - 10/06/14 01:49 AM

Hey I know we have a lot of older guys on this board? Anyone ever try Viagra that new commercial kinda has me curious. "And to you Mrs. Robinson...." Woahhhh ooo wooo ooooo
Posted By: SC

Re: Viva Viagra - 10/06/14 02:39 AM

A few words of warning - if you try it don't swallow it too slowly. You'll end up with a stiff neck.
Posted By: Red_63

Re: Viva Viagra - 10/06/14 02:41 AM

Originally Posted By: SC
A few words of warning - if you try it don't swallow it too slowly. You'll end up with a stiff neck.


I would think your tongue would stick out for 4 hours I don't know about the neck
Posted By: MaryCas

Re: Viva Viagra - 10/07/14 07:28 AM

What did men do before Viagra, Cialis, Levitra? For these drug companies to advertise the shit out of this stuff they have to be making tons of money, which means millions of limp noodles.
Posted By: SC

Re: Viva Viagra - 10/07/14 07:38 AM

Originally Posted By: MaryCas
What did men do before Viagra, Cialis, Levitra?


They didn't talk about stuff like this before. They kept a stiff upper lip. whistle
Posted By: Binnie_Coll

Re: Viva Viagra - 10/07/14 03:02 PM

hell, im 72 I admit to taking Cialis, I was good till i was 70, Cialis is great. nobody under 7o needs to take it do they.
Posted By: Signor Vitelli

Re: Viva Viagra - 10/07/14 03:46 PM

The following is an absolutely true story. A word of warning - it's not for the squeamish.

Here in NYC, I freelanced for many years for a man (now deceased) who had a large company very well-known in the theatrical industry. My boss had an unhappy marriage, so he would try and stick his pecker into anything in a skirt. This was just before Viagra came out. My boss (whom I'll call Bob) was probably in his early sixties at that time, and was starting to suffer from what we now refer to as "erectile dysfunction."

He went to a doctor, and received a prescription for a medication that he actually had to inject into his penis! Yep - you read that right. He would tie a thin rubber tube around his ol' Johnson, then in went the needle. Just like a junkie.

Well, one night Bob was rushed to the hospital, and he really had a close call. It seems he had decided to give himself a quadruple dose of Boner-In-A-Bottle without regard for what the side effects could be. In this case, it was almost fatal. When the ER doctor asked him why the hell he did such a foolish thing, his reply was, "Gee - I thought it would make me bigger!" The doctor said he was lucky he was still alive, and to never again do something so dangerous.

But, that's how Bob was. He passed away in the Spring of 2011 at the age of 87. God, the stories we could tell... shhh

Yeah, I'd take Viagra or Cialis over the spike any day!

("Say hello to my little blue friend!")


Signor V.
Posted By: SC

Re: Viva Viagra - 10/07/14 04:10 PM

My dick is the sticker, not the stickee.
Posted By: Benny3Balls

Re: Viva Viagra - 10/07/14 05:50 PM

Signor Vitelli the same thing happened to a porn star i read about a few weeks ago. He injected that stuff several times more then he was supposed to and he had an erection for over 12 hours. The article said they had to take him to the ER and there the doctors had to use a needle and manually drain the blood from his tool. It said you can have permanent damage from that happening. No thanks.
Posted By: Dellacroce

Re: Viva Viagra - 10/07/14 07:19 PM

A hard on should be achieved legitimately or not at all
Posted By: Signor Vitelli

Re: Viva Viagra - 10/07/14 07:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Dellacroce
A hard on should be achieved legitimately or not at all


lol
Posted By: Binnie_Coll

Re: Viva Viagra - 10/08/14 06:04 PM

ah,come on delacroce. millions of older gentleman use Cialis, Viagra and such. will you say that when your my age?
Posted By: Red_63

Re: Viva Viagra - 10/12/14 06:44 AM

Originally Posted By: Binnie_Coll
ah,come on delacroce. millions of older gentleman use Cialis, Viagra and such. will you say that when your my age?


Binnie is there a generic viagra or just the brand name. I know a kid that ordered some offline awhile ago lol Here the guy is an ivy-league graduate but doesn't have any common sense.
Posted By: Binnie_Coll

Re: Viva Viagra - 10/12/14 02:46 PM

no, red. no generic cialis, or Viagra yet. the ivy-league gentleman you mentioned probably just wanted to try them. they work.
Posted By: bigboy

Re: Viva Viagra - 10/20/14 01:23 PM

Hugh Hefner says he uses it. I have a friend age 73 and he had prostate cancer so he uses it all the time and gets his from Canada but it is still very expensive as the drug companies know a guy will spend anything to get it up
Posted By: Binnie_Coll

Re: Viva Viagra - 10/22/14 01:10 AM

well, for us older fellas, its not covered by medicare or any prescription drug program, so, its like for god sakes don't waste a pill.
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