Constipated: The colors shapes and sizes of poop

[b][/b] Does anyone know what turns our poop green sometimes do certain foods? Also is it true if your not able to go to the bathroom and poop that you will throw up the food ?

I have not produced a 2 ended turd in years

Years ago I would have happily joined in a conversation about shitting but I've put that all behind me now.

I'm writing a book about poop and would like to have somme people's inputs you can even take pictures of your poop with your iphone pr android mobile device and send them to me.

Yogi no turds for you I see..Salute

I'll pass on the book and wait for the movie.

Maybe you should use a different word than "pass".

Seriously? A thread on constipation? Shit happens!!!!






TIS

Or doesn't happen if you're constipated.

So all these good-one liners about passing gas and not being able too may I use in my book

Should I just go for the movie. Not all the old-timers this is effecting this has effected all age groups with the growing rapid abuse of heavy painkillers from your neighborhood friendly pharmacy. I've had conversations with beautiful girls that you know I would do a 30 or they would and then talk about how hard it is too poop.

D-Nose,

Forest Gump was instrumental in the phrase "Shit Happens", but I can appreciate the noble endeavors you are embarking on.

Green poop, hmmmmm, no Martian jokes. I haven't really experienced the green poop syndrome, but I do know that red wine creates a very dark poop; Spring Salad, baby greens don't digest well which produces green leaves ala poop. We all know that corn is cellulose and doesn't digest, hence those O'Henry poops. The skin of red peppers doesn't digest either which creates a nice red speckled poop. A nice tomato sauce (gravy) can produce a nice reddish tint. Other than those colors I can't associate other foods and poop colors. Please let us know when the book is published. I would gladly order a copy.

I will take some photos if you need them for illustrative purposes.

Nice touch, but I think the book would benefit better if it had a scratch-and-sniff section.

This is a true poo story, one that I don't go around telling folks, but it's hilarious:

Back in the Summer of 1988, Signora V. and I were getting together in Central Park for a picnic with a bunch of sci-fi fans - fans of the British TV series Doctor Who to be specific. Since we both liked to cook, we thought we'd make a rectangular sheet cake that looked like the TARDIS.

For those who don't watch the show, the TARDIS looks like an old-fashioned British police box:



So, we used an angel food cake mix, but we needed blue frosting. Deep blue frosting. We couldn't find anything resembling what we needed from any of the local stores, so we decided to use cans of white frosting and blue food coloring. Well, it took a helluva lot of food coloring to achieve the desired shade of blue, but it worked. We brought the cake to the picnic, and everyone was happy.

Happy, that is, until the cake (and the frosting) eventually worked its way out of everyone's digestive system! You guessed it - Blue Poo. I mean, TARDIS-colored turds. It was hysterical - and no, I didn't photograph it. (Somewhere, though, I think I've got a pic or two of the cake.)

And, for a long time afterwards, the mention of the old song, "Am I Blue?" would crack us up uncontrollably. We could never explain it. We always said it was a personal joke (which, I guess, it was).


Signor V.

Ha ha ha ha!!!! Why you blue poo instigator you! At least it was colorful.

A story I am sure you'll always remember.





TIS

Sig V. that is funny. I'll bet there were some "what the F" exclamations the next day. On a similar note...many years ago, as a college student I had a urinary bladder infection (not STD). I went to the Dr. and he gave me a little pill. The next morning, in my waking stupor, I didn't notice a change in my pee stream. I looked in the bowl and was amazed at the dark blue water. I thought my mom had put one of those Tidy Bowl things in the water, until I noticed my pee stream was the cause for the blue. At first I was freakin', then I realized it was the pill. I enjoyed my pee stream for the next week, until the prescription ran out.

This was before my time but it was pretty funny

My brother ate Play-Doh as a kid. He pooped an ash tray. But he was always the artistic one in the family.

I heard that eating alot of cheese will cause constipation.

Your brother was your own Play-Doh Fun Factory.

Anyone ever see the SNL Skit with Steve Buscemi as the madhatter and he says something along the lines of " Making little race cars out of my own poop." Haha I'll see if I can find it on youtube.

Lmaoooo

Back by poopular demand:



Yeah, this one ranks right up there with "Elmo Experiments"...


Signor V.

i hate to bring this up, but did anybody here ever watch two girls one cup?


lmaooooo

Like Piss or shit SC?

BTW, there is a song on Toddler Tunes, Comcast radio, titled "Great Big Poop". It's got a great beat but the lyrics are kind of sh*tty.

Mr. Hankey from South Park.

Does anyone know why Flies always like to stick eat dog shit?

Dung Beetles live off of elephant poop. Maybe the same holds true for flies. Plus its a warm place to lay their eggs.

The festive season intake of rich food and booze has played havoc with my innards!! I might donate my stool samples to the local University of Shit...see what they can make of it??

I'm still working on the book but need to hire an outside contracter for the scratch and sniff section

Nice..

My father spends more time on the toilet seat during the day, than he spends outside smoking(he really smokes nearly 3 packs of cigarettes a day).

Tell him to buy some laxatives