Darth Vader Robs a Bank

The dark side was strong here.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/07/23/new.york.darth.vader.robbery/index.html?hpt=T2

Wonder if the Storm Troopers were driving the getaway car?

What are the cops gonna do look for him at Star Wars conventions?

That can't be the real Darth Vader, the real one wouldnt need a gun and could just choke the clerk out instead.

Surely they heard him coming in?

Hmmmmmmmmmm..........

Classic.

I can just imagine him walking through the doors to the Imperial March theme from the films..

offical statement from vader

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7or-QM22rM

How the hell is Dick Cheney out robbing banks so soon after being released from the hospital?

Death Stars don't fund themselves you know!