Staring at Boobs is GOOD For You (No Really)

Not kidding.

Source: Wholefitness.com

"According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.
For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

Looking at breasts is as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years."

http://www.wholefitness.com/looking-breasts.html

Ha ha ha!! Yea right. I can just see it now, "honey I'm not going to the gym tonight, I'll work out at home".


TIS

So I'm gonna live forever??

BTW, thanks, I stole your link and posted it to Facebook

I want to promote good health to our members. With that in mind, enjoy:

sheesh man, you don't start a guy's exercise routine by having him climb a mountain. That wasn't meant to be ironic at all. Start off slowly with a treadmill.

I'm staring... I better be losing weight.

You bastard.

That's weird. when I stare at women's breasts, I usually get bigger.

I reckon touching them may be even better for you

Perverts and comedians. Everyone.

All male as well. I despair of them sometimes....oh hang on a mo......i forgot my grubby little involvement

I'm gonna get a reduction. I don't want the Col. to outlive me.

If this study has validity, why have I not been able to finish about 100 triathalons yet?

Anybody remember the Saturday Night Live skit with Kirsty Alley where all the women had eyes on their breasts?

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men who stare at their breasts but don't listen to them.

Just passed this info to our Director of Program at the American Stroke Foundation. Looks like we will have a new program at ASF. I may have to facilitate this session

Funny how we hardly hear from Partagas and then a post on Boobs appears and there he is! Whatever it takes. Actually I'm on the Boobs For Brains committee. We researching ways to gain more access to boobs.

All in the name of research and quality program at ASF

I just came on to post about my grandchild -- did not expect to see valuable research that can benefit my organization

My eyes my eyes!