Questions for me

Hey guys, I was wondering if you guys would like to ask me some questions I can answer in my videos, I have run out of video Ideas lately and think that it would be a good Idea to answer some questions vaguely live on a video


ask as many as you want

Ok. How come you have run out of ideas?

That's a good one to start

To what extent are today's mass media responsible for the general intellectual decay in the civilised West?

Capo, how did I know you would ask me a question like that?

Bat or Knife?

And what are the implicit cultural assumptions behind the phrase "civilized west"?

No, this is not a question for capo, but you Deuce

When will you stop beating your wife?

Keep 'em coming guys

How much sooth could a soothsayer say, if a soothsayer could say sooth?

Why is my penis inverted?

KEEP ASKING DAMMIT! *ahmn* sorry, I need more though

There are 4 questions in my sig you can use

How many raisins in a box of raisin bran hu????
What came first the chicken or the egg?



TIS

why is the grass green?

where the hell is waldo!?

These are great, keep 'em coming

1. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

2. How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

I need four more

Ok, Mr. Smarty pants

1. Why are the child proof medicine bottles so hard to open?
2. Who is/was the greatest Boxer ever
3. Is it true that it never rains in Southern California?
4. What is the meaning of "life?"


TIS

Here are some bonus questions Santino.

How does glue not stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Why do feet smell and noses run?

Why does bottled water have an expiration date?

This should be fuuuuuuuuuun

What do they plant to grow seedless watermelons?

Why do men have nipples?

Does anyone eat turnips?

If he said, "Makes no difference if you're black or white," why was Michael Jackson white?

If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? Are they the ones, who didn't get the memo?

What's the difference between a rain forest and a jungle?

Are you going to put Eli back in your shows?

Deuce, when is the video going to be out?

soon, quite soon

Part one of interview is up here

I got couple of questions for you,

- What were Eve's first words to Adam?

- Is there anything Chuck Norris CANNOT do?

Gee, that's a hard one...

Signor V.

Yeah... act!

he cant beat bruce lee

Here's another one Santino.

Paper or Plastic?

who opened the drapes? (you should know what movie that was from lol)

Klydon...please add Signor V. to that Mount Rushmore of Wit.


Santino...a few questions for your next video:


1) Why is crying considered a weakness, but laughing isnt?

2) Why most people have no problem counting backwards, yet they cant do the same with the alphabet?

3) Is spelling words a sport?

4) It is well known that any book Oprah recommends, becomes a bestseller in america the next day. Can you think of any other person in the world who wields such power?

5) A man was murdered. I just called you on the phone to tell you that. You have five questions you're allowed to ask: where? when? who? why? how?
I also just told you that my phone battery is low, so you better ask what's most important first. What would be the order of your questions and why.

Who said he's acting? His movies are all real action caught-on-tape!



That's true but Bruce Lee can't beat Chuck Norris's beard!

Check this out:
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Here is another question Santino

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?