funny dialogues in sopranos

season 4 episode 1

carmine: the don doesn't wear shorts... [leaves with john sack]

[furio and whores stroll in]

Tony: so where you girls from?

whore: rachilik

Tony: well you do and you'll clean it up!

ROFL

season 4 episode ?

bobby: first question, whats todays date?

junior: a blonde with big tits and a hat full of viagara

tony: yeah cute, fuck around, cuz when that government shrink gets a hold of you, you better know how to fake this.

junior: i could do this in my sleep

tony: oh yeah, whats your name?

junior: my name????

tony: you cant not know your name, cuz then they know you're fuckin with them

bobby: listen to this, give the subject a piece of paper, ask them to draw circle fold the paper in half and give it back. these diamented old bats cant do that.

tony: maybe you should wipe your ass with the paper. then they'll know you're a wackjob.

Bobby: You know Quasimodo predicted all this
Tony: Who did what?
Bobby: All these problems - the Middle East, the end of the world
Tony: Nostradamus. Quasimodo's the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Bobby: Oh right. Note-er Dame-us.
Tony: Nostradamus, and Notre Dame. Two different things completely.
Bobby: It's interesting though, they'd be so similar, isn't it?" And I always thought okay, Hunchback of Notre Dame. You also got your quarterback and halfback of Notre Dame.
Tony: One's a fucking cathedral.
Bobby: Obviously. I know, I'm just saying. It's interesting, the coincidence. What you're gonna tell me you never pondered that? The back thing with Notre Dame?
Tony: No!

Never. Fails. To. Crack. Me. Up.

Here's the Hunchback scene.