Read this extract from the funniest episode of The Sopranos: "Pine Barrens"
Tony: "The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando. He killed 16 Tsjetsjen rebels single-handed."
Paulie: "Get the fuck outta here!"
Tony: "Yeah, nice huh! He was with the interior ministry."
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Paulie: "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Tsjecho-Slovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.
Chritopher: "His house looked like shit!
LMAO, that one was a classic.
Personally, one of my favorite quotes was a joke from AJ when he was telling his friends "What's the hardest part about being a skateboarder?" then he said "Telling your parents your gay"
I still use that one.
I also liked in Season one when Tony started seeing a shrink the the topic of a prostate exam came up and he said "I don't even let no one wave a finger in my face".