Christmas Gift List

Here's my gift list for trilogy characters, both dead and alive. Please feel free to add, or come up with better ones. I know some of these are terrible.

Frankie Pentangeli: A CD of Tarantellas
Mrs. Roth: A box of idelible bingo markers
Johnny Ola: A box of coat hangers
Paulie Gatto: A wide angle rear view mirror
Jack Wolz: A gift certificate at a taxidermist
Sonny Corleone: An E-Z Pass
Moe Greene: A new pair of glasses
Connie Corleone: A set of dishes
Buscetta: An Italian-American dictionary
Young Anthony Corleone: A box of crayons
Lucy Mancini: A gigantic, long, thick dil..... never mind

Note: This thread is from last Christmas

Kay: A history book "with this Sicilian thing, that has been going on for two thousand years"
As PLawrence said: Buscetta: A mime's instruction booklet.

I cant think of more lol

What about Lucchesi, glasses too?

Carlo Rizzi: neck brace.
Mary Corleone: acting lessons.
Joe Zasa: charge account at Syms.
Freddy Corleone: brain transplant.
Michael Corleone: heart transplant.

Sounds like you've been watching the Wizard of Oz.

Actually, judging by his outfits in the Vegas scenes, it's Fredo who could use the new haberdasher. Zasa, I think, was modeled after Gotti, a "sharp" dresser

FFC: a time machine (to undo-GF3)
Don Fanucci: a new white suit
Hyman Roth: an absentee ballot
Tom: Sicilian cunning (as Puzo put it)

Tessio: One "Get of Big Trouble for Old Time's Sake Free" card

Luca Brasi: Toastmasters Club membership

Clemenza: Cannoli of the month club membership

Rocco: a bullet proof vest or a pair of Air Nike's so he could run faster

Fanucci: a flashlight

Hyman Roth: a plaque honoring Moe Greene

Connie: divorce lawyer gift certificate

Older Vito: an emergency alert bracelet

Young Anthony: The "Official Button Man's" coloring book

Fredo: Caller ID; Cuban - English drink translation book

Lucy Mancini: Superman
Don Vito: Water instead of incecticide in sprayer; he might have survived if the kid wouldn't have finished him off!

Boxer Shorts from Clemenza
Fedora and Anissette from Mikey
Orange from Johnny Ola. . .

GoodFella

Luca Brasi - A gift certificate for swimming lessons.

Frank Pentangeli - Mink lined wristbands.

Senator Geary - A cut proof blowup doll.

B.J. Harrison : A bottle of sunscreen
Grace Hamilton: A pair of leather pants

Clemanza: dietitician

Tessio: life-ensurance

Sonny: yoga

Andrew Hagen: A sled to make up for the one his dad lost in 1945

Jack Woltz: new bed linens

Superman: a box of XXXXXXXL condoms

Superman's girl: gift certificate for reconstructive surgery by Dr. Jules

Connie: Tootsie Rolls

Excellent!! Something he really wanted.

One more Christmas thread from last year

Jeez, can't all this jolly xmas stuff wait until at least Monday?

One gift for Puzo: Come back from the great beyond and tell us who the 6th Family was.

Listen to you. You sound like The Grinch. Get in the (commercial) holiday spirit.

The only spirit I wanna get into is a bottle of wine.

Plaw discovered it remember... It was the "Chicken" Cacciatore Family!

"Come out with both wings up!"

Plaw discovered it remember... It was the "Chicken" Cacciatore Family!

"Come out with both wings up!" [/QB][/QUOTE]

Hahaha. Too funny, Douchey. Don Cacciatore. I don't wanna talk about it.

Fredo Corleone: A Warning

Mama Corleone: A Nice Pear

For the ladies of GF:

Connie - brass knuckles to defend herself against Carlo

Kay - A book on "How NOT to piss a Sicilian off."

Mama - A medal, for all the years she remained by Vito's side, never question;ing his business in spite of the loss of her husband and two sons.

Lucy Mancini - A book on wedding ettiquet

Appollonia - A lifetime suspended driver's license

Mary - A coure in Acting 101

Grace - A better judgement in the men she goes home with.


TIS

We CAnt Forget to Get The Don A Tredmill to make him loose those pounds.

The assassin's apprentice: a truckload of oranges to show how I feel about him.

Almost forgot- Frankie Pentangeli: a lifetime supply of champagne cocktails.

Oh and by the way... Hyman Roth, Moe Green, and I think Jack Woltz would be getting Hanukkah presents.

Michael--Double glazed windows.
Michael--Iron curtains.
Sonny--Longer arms to reach with those right hooks.
Carlo--waterproof clothes.
Sophia Coppola--A year's acting course.
Fredo--A toupée.

Mick

Johnny Ola: The Sopranos, Season 1

Don Vito: A free liposuction
Tattaglia: A stronger deadbolt on his door when he's with a girl.
Barzini: A slinky
Fredo: Caller ID
Sonny: those squeezeable stress dolls
Kay: masking tape to keep her mouth shut
Carlo: neck brace
Clemenza: Lifetime supply of slimfast

Hagen: "Seven Habits Of Highly Effective People" by Stephen R. Covey
Young Vito: Hooked on Phonics

Good one.

Don Ciccio: glasses

Clemenza: Hand held oxygen mask for climb upstairs.

Al Neri: Book on how not to look like and idiot when killing Barzini (down on one knee and arm over elbow)?

Michael: Stress ball

Fredo: Book on how to hold a gun

Some of those are really funny! Worth bumping up.