A: Ace to Ginger after she threw away her pager and was out all day wanting to know where she really was

Q: but even if you bought him a really decent watch.....which the f___ he doesn’t know what a decent watch is......that still leaves what like $10,000.....it just doesn’t make sense.


Hey there buddy, What’s Up? Patricia told us you were coming. My name is Luke and I’m team hoarden all the way. I ain’t no bad hombre. Everybody’s gonna tell you I got a big mouth though. I spoil the endings to movies. -Dennis from GLASS

Hey, can we keep it under 60? I’m still trying to pay for all this dental work. -Simon from TRUE LIES