Originally Posted By: Longneck
Originally Posted By: Yogi Barrabbas
Guinness will put lead in your pencil.


It's too thick, a whole meal in a glass... it's like drinking a big nasty steak.


You should try eating that steak AND swigging down a pint of Guinness at the same time!


It will put hairs on your chest....


I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees!