I highly, highly recommend a Polish beer called Tyskie. 5.6%; it's lovely and lethal.

Two weeks ago I was alternating between pints of Stella Artois and a new discovery called Desperados, a 5.9% bottled beer with Tequila in, apparently. Later, I was kindly asked by a bouncer to leave a bar, after he saw me do a fully committed Klinsmann across the pool table. By the end of the night, I sat naked with friends in unwitting homoerotic harmony.