Originally Posted By: Longneck
What annoys me is that it takes so damn long to get drunk on beer.


So why is your name "Longneck?"

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."